# The Burger King Jesus

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-burger-king-jesus/617958>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 6, 2012, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-burger-king-jesus/617958 "2012-04-06T00:51:49Z")\
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2012, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-burger-king-jesus/617958/1 "2012-04-06T00:51:49Z")

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That’s all I could think of when I saw the cover of this week’s _newsweek_:

[http://www.theblaze.com/stories/jesus-christ-graces-the-cover-of-newsweek/](http://www.theblaze.com/stories/jesus-christ-graces-the-cover-of-newsweek/)

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2012, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-burger-king-jesus/617958/2 "2012-04-06T02:35:32Z")

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Looks more like a hippie Riker to me.

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**Author:** ![Randvek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a6a055/32.png) [@Randvek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Randvek)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2012, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-burger-king-jesus/617958/3 "2012-04-06T03:55:38Z")

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> [@Oakminster](#):
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> Looks more like a hippie Riker to me.

“I must die for their sins.”

“Make it so, Number One.”

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**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2012, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-burger-king-jesus/617958/4 "2012-04-06T04:00:15Z")

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> [@Randvek](#):
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> “I must die for their sins.”
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> “Make it so, Number One.”

BRILLIANT. Laughed so hard.