# the BURN turkey BURN ! mmp

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-burn-turkey-burn-mmp/843954>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [November 25, 2019, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-burn-turkey-burn-mmp/843954 "2019-11-25T09:18:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2019, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-burn-turkey-burn-mmp/843954/261 "2019-12-02T01:12:32Z")

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I saw a play today that was very emotionally intense. I loved it!

It’s supposed to be snowy again here in Toronto tomorrow, though today there was also freezing rain.

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**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2019, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-burn-turkey-burn-mmp/843954/262 "2019-12-02T02:03:43Z")

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> [@peedin](#):
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> Over 300 smackers.

You can buy yourself a nice present.

**Yay**  **Em** on the good play.

Yay **[COLOR=“Red”]Red[/COLOR]** for shrimp toast.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2019, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-burn-turkey-burn-mmp/843954/263 "2019-12-02T03:15:40Z")

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> [@peedin](#):
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> Over 300 smackers.

Congrats!

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**Author:** ![nelliebly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nelliebly/32/5422_2.png) [@nelliebly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nelliebly)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2019, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-burn-turkey-burn-mmp/843954/264 "2019-12-02T04:26:47Z")

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Did more laundry, had phone conversations with both chilluns, one sister, and brother. Went to neighbors to see her adorable one-year-old grandson.

Amazon says USPS tried to deliver package again at 6:07 PM today. Gates to complex close and lock at 6:00 PM. Who the heck delivers packages after 6 PM on a Sunday night? And there’s nobody to ask or complain to.

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**Author:** ![overlyverbose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/9dc877/32.png) [@overlyverbose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/overlyverbose)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2019, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-burn-turkey-burn-mmp/843954/265 "2019-12-02T18:47:22Z")

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> [@kopek](#):
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> And I admit this cold sober and --------- flashing on an image of Mom with one of my mortars (one is big enough to handle it) loaded with a turkey and aiming at a raccoon and saying “two problems solved”. 😃

That sounds AMAZING.

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