# The Busty Redhead Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 9, 2000, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-busty-redhead-thread/19008 "2000-05-09T14:41:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![the\_Scarlet\_Pimpernel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f1d935/32.png) [@the\_Scarlet\_Pimpernel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_Scarlet_Pimpernel)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-busty-redhead-thread/19008/1 "2000-05-09T14:41:40Z")
I seem to recall there’s quite a few of us…Im just curious - who-all is there? There’s me, and I think I remember that Cristi is one too…other names escape me, but I know there’s more. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-busty-redhead-thread/19008/2 "2000-05-09T14:50:16Z")
Hmmmmmmm, gonna be checking this thread every few minutes. ---
**Author:** ![SingleDad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SingleDad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SingleDad)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-busty-redhead-thread/19008/3 "2000-05-09T15:11:29Z")
I would also help to know which are the _single_ busty redheads! ---
**Author:** ![SkeptiJess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@SkeptiJess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkeptiJess)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-busty-redhead-thread/19008/4 "2000-05-09T15:13:24Z")
Me. Not single, though (sorry, SingleDad!). ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-busty-redhead-thread/19008/5 "2000-05-09T15:16:11Z")
Busty Redhead reporting for duty, Ma’am. ---
**Author:** ![AndYrAStar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8edcca/32.png) [@AndYrAStar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AndYrAStar)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-busty-redhead-thread/19008/6 "2000-05-09T15:22:18Z")
\ Wait… do artificial redheads count? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-busty-redhead-thread/19008/7 "2000-05-09T15:39:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > \ > > Wait… do artificial redheads count? 😃 > \*\* We don’t discriminate here. Even artificial busts are allowed. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-busty-redhead-thread/19008/8 "2000-05-09T15:41:27Z")
I would like to draw the line at transvestites, however! ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-busty-redhead-thread/19008/9 "2000-05-09T15:46:03Z")
Oh dear God. You redheads nearly killed me the last time this subject came up. Weren’t you supposed to warn me prior to doing this again? Doc, I need an appointment for pacemaker adjustment, **quickly!** ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-busty-redhead-thread/19008/10 "2000-05-09T15:52:58Z")
I would like to propose that we **do** discriminate against artificial redheads for the purposes of this thread. There are many lovely women out there with dyed “red” hair, but they can **NOT** be considered “redheads.” To be a redhead is an ideology, a philosophy, a way of life. You can’t get that out of a bottle of Miss Clairol. ---
**Author:** ![Profane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47774/32.png) [@Profane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Profane)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-busty-redhead-thread/19008/11 "2000-05-09T15:53:03Z")
I would be both busty and a redhead. Alas, I am married. 😉 On the subject of redheads, what is the big attraction for you guys? I have never quite understood it. Any theories? ---
**Author:** ![the\_Scarlet\_Pimpernel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f1d935/32.png) [@the\_Scarlet\_Pimpernel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_Scarlet_Pimpernel)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-busty-redhead-thread/19008/12 "2000-05-09T16:03:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > To be a redhead is an ideology, a philosophy, a way of life. > \*\* Well, I agree wholeheartedly. But if that’s so, and you were born with that, but by some genetic quirk you were born with, say, brown hair, why _can’t_ you get a little help from modern science? My sister, now. She’s naturally auburn, with a blond personality. I dont mean she’s dumb - far from it - she’s just bouncy and happy and outgoing and super-friendly. She also dyes her hair blond. Im willing to consider her a blond. So I propose that we **do** include artificial redheads - as long as they have the personality to match. ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-busty-redhead-thread/19008/13 "2000-05-09T16:04:45Z")
I don’t know that I’d consider 32C busty, but [I am](http://www.geocities.com/catgirl61/family_pics/cat.jpg) a redhead. Oh, and yes, I’m single. UncleBeer, I can come over and give you mouth-to-mouth resuscitation if you need it. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-busty-redhead-thread/19008/14 "2000-05-09T16:10:51Z")
Shayna! Oh my! You are absolutely gorgeous. How can you possibly be single? ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-busty-redhead-thread/19008/15 "2000-05-09T16:30:44Z")
Naah. You are what you are, and you ain’t what you ain’t. And if you ain’t a redhead, than you ain’t. But Scarlet, you are the OP, so I will bow to your wishes. (Boy, that was a very un-redhead thing to say!) ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-busty-redhead-thread/19008/16 "2000-05-09T16:32:03Z")
::blushing:: Thank you, UncleBeer. **"How can you possibly be single?"** After a 5 year relationship in college didn’t end in marriage (although I did get a proposal from him), I decided I was having too much fun being single and playing around to settle down in my 20’s. Then when I hit 31 I got the wanderlust and moved to Mexico for a while to have an adventure. After Mexico I moved to Los Angeles… Any question as to why I’m still single after moving _here_? ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-busty-redhead-thread/19008/17 "2000-05-09T16:46:36Z")
UncleBeer shouts: > [@](#): > > Doc, I need an appointment for pacemaker adjustment, quickly! Pick yer answer: 1. Unc, I **told** you we could not put a pacemaker _there_. 2. I canna give 'er anymooorrre powerrr, Unca. She’ll blow forrr surrre. 3. I figured this would happen eventually, so I installed a calibration screw in your anus. All you need is a phillips head screwdriver and some vaseline. Oh, you might want to review the “right hand thread” topic before making any adjustments. In other words - don’t bother me, go screw yourself. ---
**Author:** ![Spiritus\_Mundi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Spiritus\_Mundi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiritus_Mundi)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-busty-redhead-thread/19008/18 "2000-05-09T17:39:12Z")
ROFL! Thanks Doc. Now, tell me how to remove coca-cola from my sinus cavities. ---
**Author:** ![Xploder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/a183cd/32.png) [@Xploder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xploder)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-busty-redhead-thread/19008/19 "2000-05-09T18:25:35Z")
Does it count if Mrs. Xploder is a busty redhead? I LOVE REDHEADS!!! ---
**Author:** ![Sassy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@Sassy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sassy)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2000, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-busty-redhead-thread/19008/20 "2000-05-09T18:34:39Z")
Visualize a raised eyebrow, a quick wink… See you in Chicago, UncleBeer! 🆒 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-busty-redhead-thread/19008.md?page=2)