# The Byzantine Clique; Join me now! I can protect you just ask me how! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 12, 2000, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-byzantine-clique-join-me-now-i-can-protect-you-just-ask-me-how/29077 "2000-08-12T05:16:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-byzantine-clique-join-me-now-i-can-protect-you-just-ask-me-how/29077/61 "2000-08-12T08:10:04Z")
Bear\_Nenno – these weird simuposts and such are getting weird. I think you were right to hold her up… but (scanning her up and down, liking that little flower thing) I think she’s okay. And I like the new bartender… Mix me a raging orgasm with the show! Wow! You ARE good! ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-byzantine-clique-join-me-now-i-can-protect-you-just-ask-me-how/29077/62 "2000-08-12T08:12:38Z")
And you have a hard doorman in Bear\_Nenno, I KNOW! That’s the luscious benefit! ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-byzantine-clique-join-me-now-i-can-protect-you-just-ask-me-how/29077/63 "2000-08-12T08:15:44Z")
😃 That’s how I got this job!! Alright Anniz you are in. You should have said something about being “horney and swedish” before. Then I would have escorted you to the stage. BTW, you have to stay away from that ‘nice’ clique now. They have nothing to offer you!! Stick with us. ---
**Author:** ![Revedge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecae2f/32.png) [@Revedge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revedge)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-byzantine-clique-join-me-now-i-can-protect-you-just-ask-me-how/29077/64 "2000-08-12T08:17:28Z")
:puts on a platter and grabs a nice single malt. Scopes the dance floor for all the cool babes.: ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-byzantine-clique-join-me-now-i-can-protect-you-just-ask-me-how/29077/65 "2000-08-12T08:22:08Z")
Damn straight! Poo poo those “nice” cliques. You have to be a saint to get in. Here, well, we are really open (giggle) to almost everyone! Okay, now, I’m going to bed with all these lovely ladies and the dogs… now don’t get weird on me; I love my dog but I don’t LOVE my dog, ya know? Guard the door and I’ll see you lovely freaks in the morning! Kisses and a few slips of the tongue, Byz ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-byzantine-clique-join-me-now-i-can-protect-you-just-ask-me-how/29077/66 "2000-08-12T08:22:17Z")
Aha, so this is where the BAD people are? Okey, since I’m maybe to nice, maybe you should show me some bad things…😉 ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-byzantine-clique-join-me-now-i-can-protect-you-just-ask-me-how/29077/67 "2000-08-12T08:29:00Z")
:::Lets Robotic Richard Simmons gaurd the door for a while and take Anniz in back room to show her many bad things::: ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-byzantine-clique-join-me-now-i-can-protect-you-just-ask-me-how/29077/68 "2000-08-12T08:36:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bear\_Nenno \* > \*\*:::Lets Robotic Richard Simmons gaurd the door for a while and take Anniz in back room to show her many bad things::: \*\* Yeeeeeeee, do so. You can count on me. ---
**Author:** ![Zoing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecccb3/32.png) [@Zoing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoing)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-byzantine-clique-join-me-now-i-can-protect-you-just-ask-me-how/29077/69 "2000-08-12T09:10:09Z")
Byz: waaay after you posted in reply to me, I will now reply to that reply with saying “yes, I do, as written in my response in that very same IMHO thread.” But now I have a hella potential space to fill up with something clever and amusing… Well crap! ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-byzantine-clique-join-me-now-i-can-protect-you-just-ask-me-how/29077/70 "2000-08-12T12:54:45Z")
AAAhhhh Byz of course I request permission to join. I am known as the slanderous, arrongant bitch known and talked about by many. ---
**Author:** ![poohpah\_chalupa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/91b2a8/32.png) [@poohpah\_chalupa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/poohpah_chalupa)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-byzantine-clique-join-me-now-i-can-protect-you-just-ask-me-how/29077/71 "2000-08-12T13:15:48Z")
Ahhh, Goddess… I can bring my undying obedience, a bottle of oil and expert Japanese hands, trained in the art of sensual massage. ::cracks knuckles:: Also, I can bring ice and a small casserole, if that’ll help me get in. ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-byzantine-clique-join-me-now-i-can-protect-you-just-ask-me-how/29077/72 "2000-08-12T16:16:48Z")
ultress – oh, hey, yeah! You have a real nasty reputation for being bitchy; come right on in! Have a drink! poohpah chalupa – obedience is always good, hmmm, nice hands… And we do need more ice. What kind of casserole is that? ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-byzantine-clique-join-me-now-i-can-protect-you-just-ask-me-how/29077/73 "2000-08-12T16:29:58Z")
Byz Dahlinggggg you are brilliant!!! Hey I’m a bitch, and a very wise one thanks to you. Make sure you get everyone’s sizes so that we can get team jackets. TWPM baby!!! ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-byzantine-clique-join-me-now-i-can-protect-you-just-ask-me-how/29077/74 "2000-08-12T16:37:31Z")
CanadianSue! Hey! Wanna be team director? What color of jackets should we get? I like earth tones myself but perhaps something striking like red and black? And I never knew HALF of what I knew until I met you! TWPM! ---
**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-byzantine-clique-join-me-now-i-can-protect-you-just-ask-me-how/29077/75 "2000-08-12T16:45:50Z")
No thanks… what fun would the pit be without the threat of being flamed? Do you see my knees knocking here? You’re all a nice bunch but I have never “cliqued” well if at all… I hope you understand… ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-byzantine-clique-join-me-now-i-can-protect-you-just-ask-me-how/29077/76 "2000-08-12T17:05:14Z")
Where’s that robotic Richard Simons? Ah! Get him, get him! Join us or we’ll exercise you to death! ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-byzantine-clique-join-me-now-i-can-protect-you-just-ask-me-how/29077/77 "2000-08-12T17:09:13Z")
:::Bear comes stumbling out of the back room, pulling his pants up::: Whew! What a great all night sexathon… Thanks Anniz!!! I heard a comotion and came running… Who do you want me to toss out of here Byz? ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-byzantine-clique-join-me-now-i-can-protect-you-just-ask-me-how/29077/78 "2000-08-12T17:42:01Z")
Feynn needs to have a good butt kicking! Feynn refuses to join so out he (?) goes! ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-byzantine-clique-join-me-now-i-can-protect-you-just-ask-me-how/29077/79 "2000-08-12T17:50:17Z")
:::Grabs **Fyenn** by collar::: Let’s go, you had your chance! :::Tosses **Fyenn** out the back door into the alley. He(?) bounces twice and comes to rest by the dumpster, in a pile of broken glass and hypo needles…::: AND **STAY** OUT!! ---
**Author:** ![Althea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@Althea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Althea)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-byzantine-clique-join-me-now-i-can-protect-you-just-ask-me-how/29077/80 "2000-08-12T19:05:54Z")
Can I join, too? I have a well stocked toolbox and a knack for building things. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-byzantine-clique-join-me-now-i-can-protect-you-just-ask-me-how/29077.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-byzantine-clique-join-me-now-i-can-protect-you-just-ask-me-how/29077.md?page=5)