Hello. My name is Professor Sir Simon Milligan and this is my Mathservant Hecubus.
Look into this math book…and know that to do so is to look into The Calculus of Evil!
Now that is going to be in my head all day!
I’m just let down there is no actual calculus in this thread.
There’s just something downright attractive about the idea that calculating the area under a curve could provide us the specific values of evil.