# The CanaDoper Café, 2013 edition.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-canadoper-cafe-2013-edition/645736>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 1, 2013, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-canadoper-cafe-2013-edition/645736 "2013-01-01T03:29:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![antonio107](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7ea924/32.png) [@antonio107](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/antonio107)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2013, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-canadoper-cafe-2013-edition/645736/1921 "2013-08-15T00:48:36Z")

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I’m going to MTL next week for an Alouettes game. All this talk of smoked meat…I think another pilgrimage to Schwarz’s is in order!

Get the fattiest cut for a sandwich, with fries and a slaw, and a cherry soda so they know you’re a good mensch. 😉

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2013, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-canadoper-cafe-2013-edition/645736/1922 "2013-08-15T03:41:42Z")

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> [@Muffin](#):
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> President’s Choice single serving heat in a bag Montreal Smoked Meat is tolerable (a lot better than Shopsy’s), provided it is slowly and gently warmed. [PC Optimum](http://www.presidentschoice.ca/en_CA/products/productlisting/pc_montreal_smoked_meatprod910013.html)

Thanks for the tip! I’ll have to try some.

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> Moe Pancer’s deli on Bathurst north of the highway is still making the world a better place. [http://www.moepancersdeli.ca/pdf/PancersMN\_2012.pdf](http://www.moepancersdeli.ca/pdf/PancersMN_2012.pdf)

:smack: I forgot about Pancer’s. And I went right by it on my recent visit to Toronto! I should have stopped in.

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2013, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-canadoper-cafe-2013-edition/645736/1923 "2013-08-15T04:03:51Z")

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> [@Muffin](#):
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> President’s Choice single serving heat in a bag Montreal Smoked Meat is tolerable (a lot better than Shopsy’s), provided it is slowly and gently warmed. [PC Optimum](http://www.presidentschoice.ca/en_CA/products/productlisting/pc_montreal_smoked_meatprod910013.html)

I don’t think I’ve seen this. What part of the store is it in? Deli? Fresh meats?

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> I would never have been born were it not for Ben’s. My folks worked in the Forum and eventually stared courting over lunch; they would pick up smoked meat sandwiches at Ben’s and eat them while sitting in the stands watching the Rocket and the Pocket practice.

Awesome story!

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2013, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-canadoper-cafe-2013-edition/645736/1924 "2013-08-15T04:22:49Z")

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> [@Leaffan](#):
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> I don’t think I’ve seen this. What part of the store is it in? Deli? Fresh meats?

Deli along with the packaged cold cuts.

> [@Leaffan](#):
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> Awesome story!

You probably have a part in it – they were designing and constructing stuff for Chalk River.

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2013, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-canadoper-cafe-2013-edition/645736/1925 "2013-08-15T04:27:29Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> :smack: I forgot about Pancer’s. And I went right by it on my recent visit to Toronto! I should have stopped in.

If they close, it will be your fault. 😉

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2013, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-canadoper-cafe-2013-edition/645736/1926 "2013-08-15T05:26:35Z")

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> [@Muffin](#):
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> If they close, it will be your fault. 😉

I leave Toronto for Alberta; and Sam the Record Man closes, Shopsy’s closes, and Eaton’s closes. Man, I get blamed for everything! 😃

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2013, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-canadoper-cafe-2013-edition/645736/1927 "2013-08-15T15:22:40Z")

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Eaton’s is closed?

How’d I miss that?

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**Author:** ![Dr\_Doom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Dr\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Doom)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2013, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-canadoper-cafe-2013-edition/645736/1928 "2013-08-15T16:17:29Z")

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> [@Muffin](#):
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> My folks worked in the Forum and eventually stared courting over lunch; they would pick up smoked meat sandwiches at Ben’s and eat them while sitting in the stands watching the Rocket and the Pocket practice.

From the information provided a reasonable approximation of the age of the poster can be made. Add a touch of char to the food in the tale and we have

carbon dating.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2013, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-canadoper-cafe-2013-edition/645736/1929 "2013-08-15T17:51:46Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> I leave Toronto for Alberta; and Sam the Record Man closes, Shopsy’s closes, and Eaton’s closes. Man, I get blamed for everything! 😃

It’s not your fault. You just happen to be an irreplaceable junction in the collective unconscious, that’s all.

It could be worse, though. When I left, unexpected flooding increased, and transit planning went all to pieces.

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**Author:** ![Moonlitherial](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4bbf92/32.png) [@Moonlitherial](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonlitherial)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2013, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-canadoper-cafe-2013-edition/645736/1930 "2013-08-15T18:05:42Z")

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> [@Sunspace](#):
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> It could be worse, though. When I left, unexpected flooding increased, and transit planning went all to pieces.

Great, now I’m afraid to leave the GTA. Not because I’m afraid calamity will occur but I’m afraid of the hit to my ego when it doesn’t.

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2013, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-canadoper-cafe-2013-edition/645736/1931 "2013-08-15T21:20:21Z")

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On Friday 26 August 2005, I faxed a cease and desist letter to an outfit in New Orleans that was operating illegally in Ontario. The outfit did not make it through the weekend. I never knew I had so much power! BWAAAHAAAHAAAHAA!

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2013, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-canadoper-cafe-2013-edition/645736/1932 "2013-08-15T22:31:16Z")

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> [@Dr\_Doom](#):
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> Add a touch of char to the food in the tale and we have carbon dating.

No, no. Carbon dating is what happens when you try to hook up over organic chemicals at Bob’s Nanotube Café.

> [@Muffin](#):
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> On Friday 26 August 2005, I faxed a cease and desist letter to an outfit in New Orleans that was operating illegally in Ontario. The outfit did not make it through the weekend. I never knew I had so much power! BWAAAHAAAHAAAHAA!

…over clothing. What kind of outfit was that anyways–eighties leather? Dixieland jazz ensemble? Pinstripe suit?

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-canadoper-cafe-2013-edition/645736/1933 "2013-08-16T02:41:33Z")

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Shady trench coat.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-canadoper-cafe-2013-edition/645736/1934 "2013-08-16T05:35:45Z")

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Did y’all hear about this? [Anti-abortion group puts graphic bloody fetus pamphlets in mailboxes in Brampton.](http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2013/08/14/antiabortion_pamphlets_flood_brampton_mailboxes.html) Not cool, man. Not cool at all.

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**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-canadoper-cafe-2013-edition/645736/1935 "2013-08-16T06:40:25Z")

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> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#):
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> Did y’all hear about this? [Anti-abortion group puts graphic bloody fetus pamphlets in mailboxes in Brampton.](http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2013/08/14/antiabortion_pamphlets_flood_brampton_mailboxes.html) Not cool, man. Not cool at all.

They’ve done it here, I got one once. I was NOT happy, I didn’t need to see that and thankfully it missed my son’s sharp eyes.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-canadoper-cafe-2013-edition/645736/1936 "2013-08-16T08:16:32Z")

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> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#):
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> Did y’all hear about this? [Anti-abortion group puts graphic bloody fetus pamphlets in mailboxes in Brampton.](http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2013/08/14/antiabortion_pamphlets_flood_brampton_mailboxes.html) Not cool, man. Not cool at all.

“Bloody fetus” billboards have been in use here in ultra-religious southern Alberta for some time now. They blend into the background. I, and most people, I’d imagine, ignore them.

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**Author:** ![the\_Lady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bb73d2/32.png) [@the\_Lady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_Lady)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-canadoper-cafe-2013-edition/645736/1937 "2013-08-16T14:27:32Z")

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They’ve been hanging banners on overpasses on our major roads over the summer. Slows traffic on the Deerfoot horribly.  
Because they are standing there holding them, it’s “legal” and the police can’t do anything about it.  
My girl noticed once (they were on Bow) but she didn’t get a good look at the pics.  
“What’s that picture? Who are those people, mama?”  
“Idiots - don’t pay any attention”

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-canadoper-cafe-2013-edition/645736/1938 "2013-08-16T18:55:43Z")

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> [@the\_Lady](#):
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> \<snip\>  
> “Idiots - don’t pay any attention”

That’s a good response to them - the problem with that is the idiots escalate, then, like they’ve done - pictures of bloody aborted fetuses because people weren’t paying enough attention to them.

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**Author:** ![EmAnJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d2c977/32.png) [@EmAnJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmAnJ)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-canadoper-cafe-2013-edition/645736/1939 "2013-08-16T19:36:44Z")

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> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#):
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> Did y’all hear about this? [Anti-abortion group puts graphic bloody fetus pamphlets in mailboxes in Brampton.](http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2013/08/14/antiabortion_pamphlets_flood_brampton_mailboxes.html) Not cool, man. Not cool at all.

They’ve been in downtown Calgary agressively handing out pamphlets this week too. And the billboards. ☹ They put them in high traffic areas, including where young children are.

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2013, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-canadoper-cafe-2013-edition/645736/1940 "2013-08-17T21:52:21Z")

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> [@Uzi](#):
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> A long shot: Anyone remember Mother’s Pizza? Probably only a Calgary chain. What I’m after is the correct recipe for ‘Pizza on a bun’. Damn, I have a craving! A half slab of french bread with some form of garlic butter, a tangy tomato sauce, and other pizza toppings. I know I can make a pale substitute, but I’d like the real deal.

Mother’s is back.  
[http://mothersrestaurants.com/history/](http://mothersrestaurants.com/history/)

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> **2008**
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> In 2008, Businessman Brian Alger aquired the then-expired trademark to Mother’s Pizza – one of his favourite childhood brands. No stranger to retro brands, Brian is known for reviving The PoP Shoppe across North America. Alger teamed up with Restaurateur Geeve Sandhu in 2011 to plan for the return of Mother’s Pizza. Geeve owns several restaurants in Southern Ontario, including Black Bull and Ye Olde Squire.
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> Determined to “get it right,” Brian and Geeve collaborated with former Mother’s franchisees and employees to recreate the brand’s classic recipes. They also incorporated details from the classic Mother’s Pizza ambience into their new restaurant, including Tiffany lamps, black and white movies playing and familiar red and white gingham.
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> **2013**
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> Brian and Geeve re-opened the first Mother’s Pizza in decades in the town where it all started – in Hamilton at 701 Queenston Rd – on April 1, 2013.

They don’t do take out or delivery (btw, Ben’s in Montreal flew smoked meat across North America in the 50s), but they are taking applications from folks who want to open franchises, so if you really want the recipe . . .

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