# The Canned Cheeseburger **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 5, 2008, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-canned-cheeseburger/436355 "2008-02-05T05:54:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2008, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-canned-cheeseburger/436355/41 "2008-02-06T15:05:11Z")
[QUOTE=Maui Lion] You know, I’m kind of tempted to try it. I mean, from what I’ve read, it isn’t too bad, it won’t kill me..maybe. [/QUOTE] Yeah, but I’m pretty sure it won’t make you stronger either, except aromatically. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2008, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-canned-cheeseburger/436355/42 "2008-02-13T20:39:27Z")
Well, if you take your laptop with you to the campground, you won’t need dehydrated wine! [http://www.mensup.fr/usbwine/usbwine.swf](http://www.mensup.fr/usbwine/usbwine.swf) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2008, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-canned-cheeseburger/436355/43 "2008-02-13T23:19:29Z")
[QUOTE=Maui Lion] The one canned product I’ve seen in-person that made me wince was Libby’s brand “Potted Meat Food Product” or something of that nature. It was so ambiguous and just a..meat..paste. Apparently my grandma’s been eating it for years. It frightens me so. [/QUOTE] Mechanically separated chicken!! (The meat processing industry is so fascinating…) ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2008, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-canned-cheeseburger/436355/44 "2008-02-14T00:53:47Z")
I’d have to say this pales in comparison with: [Canned pork brains](http://thewvsr.com/porkbrains.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Barking\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Barking\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barking_Dog)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2008, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-canned-cheeseburger/436355/45 "2008-02-14T15:11:35Z")
[QUOTE=A.R. Cane] Costco carried frozen White Castle burgers, but I never tried them. [/QUOTE] Don’t. They have those in one of the vending machines at my work and one of my coworkers tried them. Took us a while to figure out that the little white pellet things were onions. ---
**Author:** ![Poysyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Poysyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poysyn)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2008, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-canned-cheeseburger/436355/46 "2008-02-15T04:11:29Z")
[QUOTE=ryobserver] I’ve eaten canned bread, and that alone puts me off eating a canned cheeseburger; canning does not benefit bread. Looking at those photos in the Something Awful thread puts me off the idea even more. But I might try canned bacon, or those canned chickens, again if I knew a source. [/QUOTE] While on exercise I have eaten IMPs (Individual Meal Packets). Some are better than others. In some, a very dense piece of bread - with a Silica packet (DO NOT EAT). It’s not bad - the bread, not the silica. Better than Ham Omelette anyway. ---
**Author:** ![KGS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/90ced4/32.png) [@KGS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KGS)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2008, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-canned-cheeseburger/436355/47 "2008-02-15T05:08:33Z")
[QUOTE=tracer] I’d have to say this pales in comparison with: [Canned pork brains](http://thewvsr.com/porkbrains.htm) [/QUOTE] Damn, that’s a lot of cholesterol. :eek: No wonder zombies are so slow…they’ve all got artereosclerosis! ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2008, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-canned-cheeseburger/436355/48 "2008-02-15T06:42:09Z")
[QUOTE=AskNott] Well, if you take your laptop with you to the campground, you won’t need dehydrated wine! [http://www.mensup.fr/usbwine/usbwine.swf](http://www.mensup.fr/usbwine/usbwine.swf) 😃 [/QUOTE] But can it stream wine from a Wine Server in the cellar? If so, can he also run Windows applications? 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-canned-cheeseburger/436355.md?page=2)