# The Caption Contest Rides Again **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 16, 2005, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-caption-contest-rides-again/331337 "2005-11-16T17:04:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2005, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-caption-contest-rides-again/331337/1 "2005-11-16T17:04:24Z")
It has been a few days (hours?) since our last caption contest, so when I saw this picture, I just had to post it for captioning: [Caption This](http://www.sfgate.com/n/pictures/2005/11/15/plug1.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Balle\_M](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/13edae/32.png) [@Balle\_M](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balle_M)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2005, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-caption-contest-rides-again/331337/2 "2005-11-16T17:06:42Z")
“…and for my third wish I told the Genie I wanted a 12-inch prick and there he is.” ---
**Author:** ![Jayn\_Newell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Jayn\_Newell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayn_Newell)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2005, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-caption-contest-rides-again/331337/3 "2005-11-16T17:08:29Z")
“Yo, Bob, you think this will give enough power?” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2005, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-caption-contest-rides-again/331337/4 "2005-11-16T17:10:34Z")
Joe! Watch out! That’s not the Internet connection! ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2005, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-caption-contest-rides-again/331337/5 "2005-11-16T17:28:46Z")
Joe hates European power outlets. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2005, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-caption-contest-rides-again/331337/6 "2005-11-16T17:47:55Z")
Jack sneakily unplugs the giant’s life support before making off with the gold. ---
**Author:** ![agioe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@agioe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/agioe)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2005, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-caption-contest-rides-again/331337/7 "2005-11-16T18:46:24Z")
“maybe this will get me on the SDMB Celebrity Death Pool” ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2005, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-caption-contest-rides-again/331337/8 "2005-11-16T18:52:21Z")
“Honey, this time the kids shrunk _me_! Hey! Pay attention to me! OK, I’ll unplug the lamp, maybe that’ll get her attention …” ---
**Author:** ![Craneop2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6bbea6/32.png) [@Craneop2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Craneop2)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2005, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-caption-contest-rides-again/331337/9 "2005-11-16T22:42:23Z")
It won’t work Ken… Barbies vibrator runs on batteries! ---
**Author:** ![633squadron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/ee59a6/32.png) [@633squadron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/633squadron)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2005, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-caption-contest-rides-again/331337/10 "2005-11-16T23:04:37Z")
> [@teela brown](#): > > It has been a few days (hours?) since our last caption contest, so when I saw this picture, I just had to post it for captioning: > > [Caption This](http://www.sfgate.com/n/pictures/2005/11/15/plug1.jpg) Hey! Let’s get _small_… Wow, man. That is some righteous s–t. Ah f–k, :smack: , forgot to plug in the lava lamp… ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2005, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-caption-contest-rides-again/331337/11 "2005-11-16T23:24:08Z")
Unplug the vacuum? Look, Endora, I am _not_ your personal servant and I am not going to put up with this! _:: poof ::_ OK, OK, I’m unplugging, I’m unplugging … ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2005, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-caption-contest-rides-again/331337/12 "2005-11-16T23:27:50Z")
Bigger is better, but this is ridiculus. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2005, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-caption-contest-rides-again/331337/13 "2005-11-16T23:30:27Z")
“You shut up! The Apple III is the best computer _ever!!!_” ---
**Author:** ![roger\_thornhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d9b06d/32.png) [@roger\_thornhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roger_thornhill)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-caption-contest-rides-again/331337/14 "2005-11-17T01:38:54Z")
Socket and see ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-caption-contest-rides-again/331337/15 "2005-11-17T02:11:13Z")
This ought to be enough juice for that 1920’s style death ray. ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-caption-contest-rides-again/331337/16 "2005-11-17T02:32:44Z")
Just proof that Levi execs. are really running out of Ad ideas. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-caption-contest-rides-again/331337/17 "2005-11-17T04:53:59Z")
Switching the power grid on in New Orleans. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2005, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-caption-contest-rides-again/331337/18 "2005-11-17T04:56:57Z")
One day they’ll have machines that do this.