# The "celebrities without their trademarks" thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrities-without-their-trademarks-thread/713839>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 28, 2015, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrities-without-their-trademarks-thread/713839 "2015-02-28T06:46:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrities-without-their-trademarks-thread/713839/21 "2015-02-28T22:00:20Z")

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> [@Loach](#):
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> Charlie Chaplin no moustache.  
> [http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-9FchStMuV8Q/UEluo-PY9HI/AAAAAAAAB3Q/6ItSBZGMR64/s1600/charlie3.jpg](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-9FchStMuV8Q/UEluo-PY9HI/AAAAAAAAB3Q/6ItSBZGMR64/s1600/charlie3.jpg)

He also had gray hair (in the 20s).

And, of course, [this guy](http://www.greatwar.nl/remarque/adolfhitler4.jpg) with a handlebar mustache

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**Author:** ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrities-without-their-trademarks-thread/713839/22 "2015-02-28T22:05:00Z")

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Mark Twain [sans moustache](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/70/Mark_Twain_by_GH_Jones,_1850_-_retouched.jpg/170px-Mark_Twain_by_GH_Jones,_1850_-_retouched.jpg).

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**Author:** ![GoodOmens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@GoodOmens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GoodOmens)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrities-without-their-trademarks-thread/713839/23 "2015-02-28T22:32:07Z")

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Zooey Deschanel without bangs (and with different makeup) from about 2 years ago: [http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr03/2013/5/10/12/grid-cell-26954-1368201841-22.jpg](http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr03/2013/5/10/12/grid-cell-26954-1368201841-22.jpg)

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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrities-without-their-trademarks-thread/713839/24 "2015-02-28T22:51:45Z")

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When Kenny Chesney was interviewed on “60 Minutes” a while back, he wore glasses, a baseball cap, and a shirt with sleeves. He probably could have walked into a fan club convention and not been recognized.

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrities-without-their-trademarks-thread/713839/25 "2015-02-28T22:57:57Z")

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My favorite was always Yul Brynner with hair in The Buccaneer. In fact I’m surprised to see his IMDB page photo has hair.

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2015, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrities-without-their-trademarks-thread/713839/26 "2015-02-28T23:19:23Z")

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> [@Mahaloth](#):
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> [Roy Orbison without his sunglasses.](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/BebyFoDv5WE/hqdefault.jpg)

I actually thought Roy was blind for about two decades!

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**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2015, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrities-without-their-trademarks-thread/713839/27 "2015-03-01T01:22:36Z")

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Alex Trebek without his mustache.

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**Author:** ![cjepson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@cjepson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cjepson)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2015, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrities-without-their-trademarks-thread/713839/28 "2015-03-01T01:46:45Z")

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The one that comes to mind for me is seeing John Kay of Steppenwolf without his shades on that PBS special. As noted [here](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Kay_%28musician%29#Personal_life), he has total color blindness and is legally blind. On the special he looked kind of wall-eyed.

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**Author:** ![installLSC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/54ee81/32.png) [@installLSC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/installLSC)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2015, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrities-without-their-trademarks-thread/713839/29 "2015-03-01T01:57:23Z")

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> [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](#):
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> A young [Frank Zappa](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/42/3f/97/423f973ebe0a19a08fae97e51dd9f64a.jpg) without the iconic imperial.

While we’re on the subject of a clean-shaven Frank, [here’s his first TV appearance from 1963](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MewcnFl_6Y) (where he gets called “Zoppa”)

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**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2015, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrities-without-their-trademarks-thread/713839/30 "2015-03-01T02:01:27Z")

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> [@Superdude](#):
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> What about a young, clean-shaven [Zach Galifinakis](http://starcasm.net/archives/272574)?

Huh. He looks kind of like Richard Attenborough in “The Great Escape”!

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**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2015, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrities-without-their-trademarks-thread/713839/31 "2015-03-01T04:34:14Z")

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Sia, the singer who was on SNL a few weeks ago with the huge wig and the tiny window shade over her eyes, has gotten a lot shyer about public appearances as she’s gotten more famous. Without her freaky costuming, she looks like [this](http://www.etonline.com/media/photo/2014/07/24092119/640_sia_489688127.jpg). I could swear I’ve seen her in Wal-Mart.

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