# The Celebrity Death Pool 2006

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2006/333632>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** death-pool\
**Created:** [December 1, 2005, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2006/333632 "2005-12-01T22:25:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Cazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cazzle/32/75_2.png) [@Cazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cazzle)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2006/333632/81 "2005-12-06T03:37:16Z")

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Meanwhile, Wikipedia now lists her year of birth as 1916.

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**Author:** ![Tinkertoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f19dbf/32.png) [@Tinkertoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tinkertoy)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2006/333632/82 "2005-12-06T04:08:24Z")

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> [@Tinkertoy](#):
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> My first Celebrity Death Pool.
> 
> 1. Jerry Falwell
> 2. Pat Robertson
> 3. Fred Phelps
> 4. Oral Roberts
> 5. Billy Graham
> 6. Jack Chick
> 7. Gorden B. Hinckley
> 8. Dali Lama
> 9. Mickey Rooney
> 10. Bea Arthur
> 11. Dick Clark
> 12. Muhammad Ali
> 13. Robert Blake
> 
> Alternates
> 
> Jerry Lewis  
> Andy Griffith  
> B. B. King

I’ll only do this once I swear. Please move Robert Blake and Bea Arthur down to alternates. I forgot to add **Jesse Jackson** and **Al Sharpton** to the list.

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**Author:** ![Euthanasiast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Euthanasiast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euthanasiast)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2006/333632/83 "2005-12-06T05:59:06Z")

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Forrest J. Ackerman  
Ray Bradbury  
Sandra Day O’Conner  
Buddy Guy  
George Carlin  
Scott Weiland  
Christopher Lloyd  
Mary Tyler Moore  
Ed Asner  
Donald Sutherland  
Walter Cronkite  
Michael J. Fox  
James Brown

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2006/333632/84 "2005-12-06T13:09:39Z")

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Let’s just wait until the (admittedly sad) day LJB dies and then we’ll find out how old she is. I feel like a vulture enough for listing her. Who knows, she may be one of those people who lives to eleventy-one.

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**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2006/333632/85 "2005-12-06T14:58:21Z")

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> [@Annie-Xmas](#):
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> I’m Dreaming of a Bush Death Pool:
> 
> 1.George W. Bush  
> 2. Barbara Bush (the elder)  
> 3. George H.W. Bush  
> 4. Laura Bush  
> 5. Barbara Bush (the younger)  
> 6. Jenna Bush  
> 7. Jeb Bush  
> 8. Columba Bush  
> 9. Jebby Bush  
> 10. Lauren Bush  
> 11. George P. Bush  
> 12. Neil Bush  
> 13. Marvin Bush

As a football fan I’m glad you didn’t list Reggie Bush! 😉

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**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2006/333632/86 "2005-12-06T15:07:35Z")

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1. Bob Feller, baseball HOFer
2. Yogi Berra, ditto
3. Stan Musial, ditto
4. George Steinbrenner
5. Gerald R. Ford
6. George H.W. Bush
7. James Baker (former US Sec of State)
8. James Brown (He used to feel good)
9. Prince Charles
10. Dan Rather
11. Fidel Castro
12. David Letterman
13. Martha Stewart

Alternates

1. Oprah
2. Pope Benedict
3. Kareem Abdul Jabbar (basketball HOFer)

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**Author:** ![sWitchazel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@sWitchazel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sWitchazel)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2006/333632/87 "2005-12-06T16:20:28Z")

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Mix of new and old from 2005:

1. Jesse Helms
2. Fidel Castro
3. Mickey Rooney
4. Maya Angelou
5. Princess Lilian of Sweden
6. Queen Sofia of Spain
7. Dave Chappelle
8. Marie Osmond
9. Garrison Keillor
10. Jeanette Lee, The Black Widow
11. Billy Graham
12. Jackie Chan
13. Loretta Lynn

Alternates (in order):  
Joaquin Phoenix  
Viggo Mortensen  
J.K. Rowling

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**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2006/333632/88 "2005-12-06T17:40:01Z")

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> [@Glassy](#):
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> My first death pool. This is creepily enjoyable.
> 
> 1. Piers Anderson (sf writer)

Hey that’s two people - Piers Anthony and Pohl Anderson! 😉

Mine will be posted soon. It’s still too early yet.

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**Author:** ![2centsworth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/43a26b/32.png) [@2centsworth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2centsworth)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2005, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2006/333632/89 "2005-12-06T18:53:53Z")

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I’ll even give you cause of death

Magic Johnson - Didn’t think those pills would work forever did you  
Andy Rooney - Tragic Viagra interaction  
Charlton Heston - Gunshot wound  
Keith Richards - Hooks up with Courtney Love - commits suicide  
Gerald Ford - Falls off bed after being intimate with Betty  
Phil Knight - Plane crash  
Dick Cheney - Impacted bowels  
The Pope - Lightning strike  
Vladamir Putin - Bad soup  
Tom DeLay - Prison uprising  
Dan Rather - Drug overdose  
Martha Stewart - Murdered by former cell mate  
Ed McMahon - under investigation

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2006/333632/90 "2005-12-07T02:45:50Z")

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1. Pope Benedictine
2. Peter Boyle
3. Bob Newhart
4. Christopher Lloyd
5. Kirk Douglas
6. Lauren Bacall
7. Dick Cheney
8. Frances Sternhagen
9. David Crosby
10. George Romero
11. Saddam Hussein
12. Tom Wolfe
13. Dennis Farina

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2006/333632/91 "2005-12-07T04:56:14Z")

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1. Gloria Stuart
2. Annette Funicello
3. Kitty Carlisle
4. Ernest Gallo
5. Karl Malden
6. Gerald Ford
7. Muhammed Zahir Shah
8. Les Paul
9. Natasha Lyonne
10. Ramsey Clark
11. Bea Arthur
12. Mickey Rooney
13. John Wooden

Reserves:

1. Oscar Niemeyer
2. Marc Lawrence
3. Ricky Williams
4. Ralph Cirella
5. Rosalyn Carter

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**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2006/333632/92 "2005-12-08T23:52:38Z")

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Okay, I have my list ready. I’m even including two alternates just in case one of my picks is unable to fulfill his/her duties which basically is to die in 2006 not before it.

They are:

Oral Roberts  
Jerry Lee Lewis  
Margaret Thatcher  
Walter Cronkite  
Tammy Faye Baker Messner  
Charlton Heston  
Dick Cheney  
Richard Pryor  
Holly Johnson, singer Frankie Goes To Hollywood  
Nelson Mandela  
Elizabeth Taylor  
Gary Glitter  
Pete Doherty, singer Babyshambles

Alternate 1: Peter Falk  
Alternate 2: Courtney Love

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**Author:** ![mojave66](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@mojave66](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mojave66)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2006/333632/93 "2005-12-09T01:00:19Z")

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Frankie Lane  
Osama Bin Laden  
John Wooden  
Prince Phillip  
Merv Griffin  
Margaret Thatcher  
Jerry Falwell  
Keith Richards  
Dick Cheney  
Joseph Barbera (the animator)  
Elizabeth Taylor  
Liza Minelli  
Estelle Getty

Alts:  
Oral Roberts  
Merle Haggard

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**Author:** ![Grither](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grither/32/425_2.png) [@Grither](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grither)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2006/333632/94 "2005-12-09T03:32:30Z")

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1. George Carlin
2. James Earl Jones
3. Lance Bass
4. Betty White
5. Abe Vigoda
6. William Jefferson Clinton
7. John Irving
8. David Lee Roth
9. Andrew Lloyd Webber
10. William Shatner
11. Marilyn Vos Savant
12. Corey Haim
13. Berke Breathed

Alternates:

1. George Takei
2. Hank Williams, Jr.
3. Prince Charles of Wales

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**Author:** ![LavenderBlue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e95f7d/32.png) [@LavenderBlue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LavenderBlue)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2006/333632/95 "2005-12-09T08:11:20Z")

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1. Anne McCaffrey (science fiction author)
2. Paris Hilton (hugely annoying pseudo-celeb)
3. Meg Ryan (actress)
4. Anne Rice (bad horror writer)
5. Stephen King (good horror writer)
6. Michael Jackson (singer, suspected pedophile)
7. Dick Button (figure skater, sports commentator)
8. Tom Cruise (actor, idiot)
9. Prince Philip (husband of current Queen of England)
10. George Bush (former president)
11. Bill Clinton (former president)
12. Dan Rather (television journalist)
13. Michael Kors (fashion designer)

alternates: Jimmy Carter, Gerald Ford, Barbara Bush

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**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2006/333632/96 "2005-12-09T13:07:05Z")

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**LavenderBlue** _Meg Ryan_? What an odd choice.

Here’s mine.

1. **Pete Doherty** – British rocker and crack addict
2. **Stephen Hawking** – “The Simpson’s” voice over actor and really smart guy
3. **Charlton Heston** – one-time spokesman for God
4. **Don Ho** – world’s most famous Hawaiian
5. **Kurt Vonnegut** – author
6. **Shelley Winters** – 2005 heart attack survivor
7. **Richard Pryor** – crazy African-American
8. **Harold Pinter** – playwright and 2005 Nobel Prize (Literature) winner
9. **Wendy Wasserstein** – another Pulitzer winning playwright
10. **Dana Reeve** – famous widow
11. **Lady Bird Johnson** – former FLOTUS
12. **Tammy Faye Bakker Resner** – former Norfolk VA television personality

Alternates:  
a. **Ed McMahon** – perennial sidekick  
b. **David Crosby** – surrogate father  
c. **Tara Reid** – safer bet than Courtney Love

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2006/333632/97 "2005-12-09T14:58:58Z")

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Never let it be said that the Death Pool is a useless thread. I learn from it. For example, I didn’t know that Kurt Vonnegut was still alive. For some reason I thought he died years ago.

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2006/333632/98 "2005-12-09T23:26:18Z")

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> [@Happy Lendervedder](#):
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> Reserves:
> 
> 1. Marc Lawrence

[Died earlier this week at the age of 95.](http://www.hindu.com/thehindu/holnus/009200512091118.htm)

**Sean Factotum** : You skipped from #2 to #4. Do you want to move one of your alternates up, or did you forget to mention somebody?

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**Author:** ![cadolphin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c37758/32.png) [@cadolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cadolphin)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2005, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2006/333632/99 "2005-12-10T04:24:46Z")

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Annette Funicello  
Eunice Kennedy Schriver  
Corretta Scott King  
Dana Reeve  
Estelle Getty  
Tammy Faye Bakker Messner  
Billy Graham  
Dan Rather  
Tom Snyder  
Gordon B. Hinkley  
Kylie Minogue  
Colin McEwan  
Dan Fogleberg

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**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2005, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2006/333632/100 "2005-12-10T04:52:17Z")

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I’m entertainment-heavy…but here goes again!

Andy Griffith, actor  
Don Knotts, actor  
Eminem, so-called rapper  
Glenn Ford, actor  
Bernard Fox, actor (Dr. Bombay!)  
Frank Cady, actor (Mr. Drucker on Green Acres)  
Carol Channing, actress, singer  
Mike Connors, actor (Mannix)  
Dr. Jack Kervorkian, Dr. Death  
Noel Neill, actress  
Charles Nelson Reilly, D-list actor  
Annette Funicello, Actress and former Mouseketeer  
Gordon B. Hinckley, President, LDS Church

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