# The Celebrity Death Pool 2006

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2006/333632>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** death-pool\
**Created:** [December 1, 2005, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2006/333632 "2005-12-01T22:25:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2005, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2006/333632/121 "2005-12-12T17:48:48Z")

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Here’s my list, though I expect to alter it and flesh out a couple more before it’s said and done. Last year I held my list until the end not wanting to commit too early, but of course I forgot to submit it before the deadline. Not letting that happen this year. Here’s my sports heavy list.

1. Red Auerbach
2. Byron Nelson
3. Jack Kevorkian
4. Hugh Downs
5. Pete Doherty
6. Buddy Ryan
7. Eddie Curry
8. Muhammad Ali
9. Sydney Poitier
10. Mark Felt
11. Betty Ford
12. Boris Yeltsin
13. Jerry Lewis

Alternates

1. Barrett Robbins
2. Whitney Houston
3. Earl Campbell

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**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2005, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2006/333632/122 "2005-12-12T22:14:39Z")

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(Without looking at everyone else’s picks so as not to influence my choices)

1. Robert Guillaume
2. Michael J. Fox
3. Anna Nicole Smith
4. Robert Mugabe
5. Abe Vigoda
6. Alan Greenspan
7. Nelson Mandela
8. James Hong
9. Michael Stipe
10. Pete Doherty
11. Jack Palance
12. Prince Philip
13. Annette Funicello

Alternates:

1. Louie Anderson
2. Robert Downey Jr.
3. Morton Downey Jr.

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**Author:** ![Critical\_Mass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f1d935/32.png) [@Critical\_Mass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Critical_Mass)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2005, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2006/333632/123 "2005-12-12T22:43:02Z")

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> [@TellMeI'mNotCrazy](#):
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> Alternates:  
> 3. Morton Downey Jr.

A little [late](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morton_Downey,_Jr.) , I’m afraid.

Pardon the pun.

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**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2005, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2006/333632/124 "2005-12-12T22:45:36Z")

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Geez. I’m in the loop, eh?

1. Robert Guillaume
2. Michael J. Fox
3. Anna Nicole Smith
4. Robert Mugabe
5. Abe Vigoda
6. Alan Greenspan
7. Nelson Mandela
8. James Hong
9. Michael Stipe
10. Pete Doherty
11. Jack Palance
12. Prince Philip
13. Annette Funicello

Alternates:

1. Louie Anderson
2. Robert Downey Jr.
3. Kim Il Jong

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**Author:** ![Wallflower](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Wallflower](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallflower)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2005, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2006/333632/125 "2005-12-13T01:05:33Z")

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> [@Wallflower](#):
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> 1. Eddie Van Halen
> 2. Gerald Ford
> 3. Nancy Reagan
> 4. Lady Bird Johnson
> 5. Fidel Castro
> 6. Muhammad Ali
> 7. Jimmy Carter
> 8. Richard Pryor
> 9. Billy Graham
> 10. Margaret Thatcher
> 11. Jim Nabors
> 12. Dick Cheney
> 13. Annette Funicello
> 
> Alternates:
> 
> Elizabeth Taylor  
> Kirk Douglas  
> Harry Morgan

replace #8 with Elizabeth Taylor

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**Author:** ![Boulter\_s\_Canary](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e79b87/32.png) [@Boulter\_s\_Canary](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boulter_s_Canary)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2005, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2006/333632/126 "2005-12-13T11:32:20Z")

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> [@Boulter's Canary](#):
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> My first death pool - Yee-hah!
> 
> 1. Muhammad Ali
> 2. Margaret Thatcher
> 3. Stephen Hawking
> 4. Arthur C Clarke
> 5. Bob Dylan
> 6. Ray Harryhausen
> 7. June Whitfield
> 8. Michael Jackson
> 9. Alan Bennett (The author of \*\*‘The Madness of George III’ \*\* not any other celeb named Alan Bennett)
> 10. Keith Richard
> 11. Ex-President James Carter
> 12. Nelson Mandela
> 13. Tony Benn

Just in case Thatch doesn’t make it to the start line:

1st Reserve - Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2005, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2006/333632/127 "2005-12-13T12:49:53Z")

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Every year I say I’m gonna play and every year I’ve waited too late. Not this time!

1. Gerald Ford
2. Dick VanDyke
3. Estelle Getty
4. Oral Roberts
5. Lady Bird Johnson
6. Elizabeth Taylor
7. Courtney Love (She’s gotta go sometime and soon, ya just know it!)
8. Jerry Lewis
9. Charles Manson
10. Yoko Ono
11. Walter Cronkite
12. Mercury Morris
13. Billy Graham

Alternates:

Dick Clark  
Eddie Van Halen  
Bob Newhart

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**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2005, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2006/333632/128 "2005-12-14T03:32:25Z")

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OK, here goes, it is remarkably difficult to find thirteen sure things:

1. Tammy Faye Bakker Resner
2. Gerald R. Ford
3. Billy Graham
4. Zsa Zsa Gabor
5. Jerry Lewis
6. Shelly WInters
7. Jerry L. Falwell
8. “Lady Bird” Johnson
9. Jackie Mason
10. Robert Mugabe
11. James Earl Jones
12. James Earl Carter
13. Nancy Reagan

Alternate:  
Darryl Strawberry

Good luck to all the nominees!

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**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2005, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2006/333632/129 "2005-12-14T04:08:36Z")

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Well, so far 2005 has been a wash-out for me. Lucky for my picks, I guess. Here are my picks for this year:

1. Bea Arthur
2. Kirk Douglas
3. Andy Rooney
4. Gerald Ford
5. Curtis Jackson, aka Fifty Cent
6. Chizuo Matsumoto, aka Shoko Asahara (Yes, I understand the death penalty rule)
7. Conrad Bain (“Mr. Drummond” from Diffrent Strokes)
8. Russell Johnson (“The Professor” from Gilligan’s Island)
9. Kiichi Miyazawa (former Japanese PM)
10. Gavin MacLeod
11. Nikolai Karachentsov (Russian actor)
12. Louie Anderson (the comedian who hosted Family Feud)
13. Mickey Rooney

If any of the above should die before Dec. 31, my alternates are as follows:  
1st alternate: Ahmad Chalabi  
2nd alternate: Mike Wallace (60 minutes)  
3rd alternate: Harry Dean Stanton

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**Author:** ![Purple\_Scottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a698b9/32.png) [@Purple\_Scottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Purple_Scottie)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2005, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2006/333632/130 "2005-12-14T12:03:44Z")

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1. Stephen Hawking
2. Billy Graham
3. Don Knotts
4. Andy Griffith
5. Holly Johnson (singer from Frankie Goes to Hollywood)
6. Michael J. Fox
7. Joseph Breen
8. Angela Lansbury
9. Magic Johnson
10. George Lopez
11. Stephen King
12. Anne Rice
13. Alex Trebek  
Alternates:
14. Robert Downey, Jr.,
15. Greg Louganis

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**Author:** ![Avarie537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2005, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2006/333632/131 "2005-12-14T16:35:19Z")

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I forgot all about this last year. Not again! Here’s my list:

1 Tammy Faye Bakker Messner  
2 Gerald Ford  
3 Bob Newhart  
4 Scott Weiland  
5 Fiddy Cent (Curtis James Jackson)  
6 Debbie Reynolds  
7 Muhammad Ali  
8 Eunice Kennedy-Shriver  
9 Dick Cheney  
10 Fidel Castro  
11 Billy Graham  
12 BB King  
13 Steven Cojocaru

Alternates:  
1 Elizabeth Taylor  
2 James Brown

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**Author:** ![LVgeogeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b19c9b/32.png) [@LVgeogeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LVgeogeek)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2006/333632/132 "2005-12-15T03:12:47Z")

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Death Pool 2006

1. Courtney Love
2. Mike Wallace (60 minutes)
3. Robert Downey Jr.
4. Coretta Scott King
5. Dick Clark
6. Gerald Ford
7. Abe Vigoda
8. Estelle Getty
9. Keith Richards
10. Jimmy Carter
11. Nancy Reagan
12. Fidel Castro
13. Margaret Thatcher

Alternates

1. Kirk Douglas
2. Wilford Brimley
3. Jerry Lewis

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**Author:** ![Andrew\_21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bcef8e/32.png) [@Andrew\_21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andrew_21)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2006/333632/133 "2005-12-15T22:22:53Z")

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[ol]  
[li]Gerald Ford (July 14, 1913)[/li][li]W. Mark Felt (August 17, 1913)[/li][li]Augusto Pinochet (November 25, 1915)[/li][li]Arnold “Red” Auerbach (September 20, 1917)[/li][li]Norodom Sihanouk (October 31, 1922)[/li][li]Tom Snyder (May 12, 1936)[/li][li]Tony Mundine (June 10, 1950)[/li][li]Akbar Ganji (1958)[/li][li]Maria Capovilla (September 14, 1889)[/li][li]Elizabeth Taylor (February 27, 1932)[/li][li]Tammy Faye Bakker Messner (March 7, 1942)[/li][li]Huda Salih Mahdi Ammash (1953)[/li][li]Dana Reeve (1961)[/li]Alternates  
[li]John Paul Stevens (April 20, 1920)[/li][li]Margaret Thatcher (October 13, 1925)[/li][li]Walter Cronkite (November 4, 1916)[/li][/ol]

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**Author:** ![BadBadger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BadBadger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BadBadger)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2006/333632/134 "2005-12-15T22:38:34Z")

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My picks

1. Maggie Thatchers (ex PM)
2. Richard Briers (UK sitcom actor)
3. Peter O’Toole
4. Pete Doherty (singer ex Libertine)
5. Charlton Heston
6. Ted Heath (ex PM)
7. Nancy Reagan
8. Kirk Douglas
9. Mohammed Ali
10. Liz Taylor
11. Keith Richards
12. Nelson mandela
13. Mickey Rooney

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**Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2006/333632/135 "2005-12-15T23:06:09Z")

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My brother has been telling me about this forum for many many months.  
In no particular order. Some of these are wishes…

Mark Cuban - All round B!@#$%^ and Maverick owner

Scott Thompson aka Carrot Top - bad comedian

Michael Moore - fattie

Ray Romano - comedian

Rosie O’Donnell - comedian

Tim Allen Dick aka Tim Allen - comedian

Lawrence Harvey Zeiger aka Larry King - old guy

Pat Robertson - old guy

Roderick David Stewart aka Rod Stewart - old guy

Peter Brian Gabriel aka Peter Gabriel -old guy

Jenna Welch Bush aka Jenna Bush - wild child

Nicole Camilla Escovedo aka Nicole Richie - addict

John Stephen Goodman aka John Goodman - actor

alt

Louis F. Davis, Jr. aka Chip Davis aka Mannheim Steamroller - 'nuff said

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**Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2006/333632/136 "2005-12-15T23:12:32Z")

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it puts the lotion on its body…  
Paris Whitney Hilton aka Paris Hilton - airhead

Lisa Ling - journalist

Jason Priestly - talentless

Paul Harvey Aurandt aka Paul Harvey - very old guy

Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Windsor aka Queen Elizabeth II - very old gal

Keith Richards - the living undead

David Van Cortland Crosby aka David Crosby - old music guy

Larry Martin Hageman aka Larry Hagman - old actor guy

Madonna Louise Ciccone aka Madonna - Faux Brit

Warren Edward Buffett aka Warren Buffett - old rich guy

Martha Stewart - old advice gal

Harvey Pekar - author (My Fave)

Stephen Edwin King aka Stephen King - Author

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**Author:** ![Andrew\_21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bcef8e/32.png) [@Andrew\_21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andrew_21)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2006/333632/137 "2005-12-15T23:34:57Z")

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> [@BadBadger](#):
>
> My picks
> 
> 1. Ted Heath (ex PM)

Heath died in July.

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**Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2006/333632/138 "2005-12-16T05:05:49Z")

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I’ve updated my list…again. Dick Cheney has been bumped down to Alternate Status and I’ve replaced him with former Houston Oiler head coach, Bum Phillips.

My list:

Oral Roberts  
Jerry Lee Lewis  
Margaret Thatcher  
Walter Cronkite  
Tammy Faye Baker Messner  
Charlton Heston  
Oail Andrew “Bum” Phillips, former head coach of the Houston Oilers  
Peter Falk  
Holly Johnson, singer Frankie Goes To Hollywood  
Nelson Mandela  
Elizabeth Taylor  
Gary Glitter  
Pete Doherty, singer Babyshambles  
Alternate 1: Courtney Love  
Alternate 2: Keith Richards  
Alternate 3: Dick Cheney

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2006/333632/139 "2005-12-16T05:23:24Z")

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All right, I still need to update my list after the passing of Richard Pryor.

Old list with change in bold:

1. BILL KEANE. Family Circus cartoonist. I mean, I love the FC but this guy has GOT to go soon.  
Same with:
2. Don Knotts. Talk about lasting for a long time.  
**3. Kirk Douglas**
3. Louis Gossett Jr. Again, another person I pick every year and always seems to hang in there. I saw him a movie a couple years ago and mannn, he looked pretty old. Can’t see him living much longer.
4. Betty White. (although I hope not)
5. Gerald Ford. Still hanging in there. He’s like the “Bob Hope” of presidents.
6. Jerry Lewis. Although his Telethon will never die.  
speaking of which 8. Jerry LEE Lewis.
7. Elizabeth Taylor
8. Jack Klugman
9. Mickey Rooney
10. B.B King
11. Ashanti Gotta have a random youngin’ singer in there!

Thank you for doing this, by the way.

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**Author:** ![Wash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9dc877/32.png) [@Wash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wash)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2006/333632/140 "2005-12-16T10:31:31Z")

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I’ve lurked since January, so I missed this year’s one by _this_ much. Figured I’d register to take part this time around, even if I may not end up ponying up the cash to see it through to the end. Here goes, in no partiular order:

1. Nelson Mandela: former President of South Africa
2. Dick Cheney: surliest Vice-President of USA ever
3. Steve Irwin: Aussie crocodile food
4. Luciano Pavarotti: tub of lard with a fantastic voice
5. Charlton Heston: Moses, gun-nut
6. Keith Richards: Rolling Stones zombie guitarist
7. Holly Johnson: Frankie Goes To Hollywood singer
8. Peter Falk: Columbo
9. Pete Doherty: drug addict, Kate Moss’ S.O. and singer for Babyshambles
10. Tammy Faye Bakker Messner: God-botherer
11. Stephen Hawking: wheelchair-bound genius
12. Fred Phelps: hatemonger
13. Muhammad Ali: ailing former boxing champ

Alternates, should any of the above not be able to perform their duties, in order of inclusion:

1. Larry Hagman: Actor, oil magnate, Jeannie’s master
2. Magic Johnson: HIV-infected basketball player
3. Ruben Studdard: American Idol Winner and heart-attack waiting to happen
4. Sandra Day O’Connor: ex-Supreme Court Justice

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