# The Celebrity Death Pool 2007

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2007/382620>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** death-pool\
**Created:** [December 2, 2006, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2007/382620 "2006-12-02T22:07:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2006, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2007/382620/321 "2006-12-31T00:44:12Z")

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[QUOTE=GIGObuster]  
:dubious:  
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[QUOTE=Originally Posted by Rules of the Pool]

1. Valid picks are not:

…

f. political prisoners, 'cause we’re macabre but not THAT macabre. Please see Rule 7 regarding the likes of Saddam Hussein.  
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Huh, I forgot about that one. Only two of my picks might qualify (Dalila and Ayman Abd El Aziz Nour). Dr. Dalila is considered a “prisoner of conscience” by Amnesty International and Ayman Abd El Aziz Nour’s charges are forging documents, so can we get a ruling on that? The other two are under charges for money laundering and war crimes respectively, so I don’t think they qualify.

Going by Wikipedia’s definition and examples, any jailed terrorist (such as Omar Abdel-Rahman aka the Blind Sheik) would most likely be considered a political prisoner as well.

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**Author:** ![feppytweed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/feppytweed/32/4280_2.png) [@feppytweed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/feppytweed)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2006, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2007/382620/322 "2006-12-31T01:51:13Z")

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[QUOTE=Fear Itself]  
Yeah, that’ll kill you. Steve Martin is another sure bet…

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Haha, I know he isn’t that old, but I remember him having darker hair what seems like only one or two years ago. Maybe he drank from the wrong grail and is aging super-quickly… Oh screw it.

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2006, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2007/382620/323 "2006-12-31T01:55:27Z")

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[QUOTE=wolf in second hand clothing]  
Ok, here are my picks.

1. Kurt Douglas  
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Do you mean the guy who played Spartacus? 'Cause you might want to change the spelling!

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**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2006, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2007/382620/324 "2006-12-31T02:47:57Z")

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[QUOTE=BJMoose]  
7] June Foray (18 Sep 1917) [apologies to **mobo85** for stealing a pick but, given my _nom de plumage_, I could hardly pass her up!]  
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No problem at all. We cartoon lovers have to stick together- even through macabre thoughts such as these.

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**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2006, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2007/382620/325 "2006-12-31T04:21:22Z")

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1. Dick Clark
2. Nancy Reagan
3. Ariel Sharon
4. Ed Asner
5. Fidel Castro
6. Kurt Vonnegut
7. Bob Barker
8. Betty Ford
9. Sid Caesar
10. Boris Yeltsin
11. Billy Graham
12. Ray Bradbury
13. Andy Rooney

alternate: Jack Klugman

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**Author:** ![percussion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/43a26b/32.png) [@percussion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/percussion)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2006, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2007/382620/326 "2006-12-31T04:31:39Z")

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IM finally in one!!

1. Kurt Masur  
2.Dick Clark  
3.Bill Cosby
2. Jared Letto
3. Tom Waits
4. Keith Richards
5. Eddie van Halen
6. Fidel Castro
7. Elliot Carter
8. Karlhinez Stockhausen
9. Bob Barker
10. Mark Spitz
11. Ryan Seacrest

Alt: Renne Flemming

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**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2006, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2007/382620/327 "2006-12-31T05:22:28Z")

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Due to the passing of Don Knotts and Jan Murray, I can “only” use 11 of my previous list of 13:

1. Lady Bird Johnson
2. Ervin ‘Magic’ Johnson
3. Jerry Lee Lewis
4. Jerry Lewis
5. Jayne Meadows
6. Art Linkletter
7. Ann B. Davis
8. William Shatner
9. Barbara Billingsley
10. Larry Storch
11. Professor Irwin Corey
12. Charlie Daniels (he was last year’s alternate)
13. Les Paul

and in case one of these folks should pass on within the next 24 hours, I’ll select as an alternate Chevy Chase.

(I’m happy to have scored a unique pick with Jan Murray).

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**Author:** ![Garfield226](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Garfield226](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Garfield226)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2006, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2007/382620/328 "2006-12-31T05:34:45Z")

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1. John Goodman
2. Bob Saget
3. Kobe Bryant
4. Jerry Lewis
5. Dustin Hoffman
6. Tom Lehrer
7. Gene Hackman
8. Nathan Lane
9. Christine Baranski
10. Warren Beatty
11. Bobby Fischer
12. Michael J. Fox
13. David Letterman

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**Author:** ![Squonk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squonk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squonk)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2006, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2007/382620/329 "2006-12-31T06:01:53Z")

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I’d like to thank Augusto Pinochet for departing just in time, I’d also like to thank Ariel Sharon and Fidel Castro for hanging in there (just one more day!).

1. Mahathir Mohamed (former Malaysian Prime Minister), July 10, 1925
2. Fidel Castro, August 13, 1926
3. Ariel Sharon, February 27, 1928
4. Regis Philbin, August 25, 1931
5. Jim Bunning, October 23, 1931
6. Louis Farrakhan, May 11, 1933
7. Silvio Berlusconi, September 29, 1936
8. Benny Parsons, July 12, 1941
9. Farrah Fawcett, February 2, 1947
10. Mikhail Khororkovsky (wealthy jailed Russian), June 26, 1963
11. Mikheil Saakashvili (President of Georgia), December 21, 1967
12. Michael Schumacher (yes, I know he’s retired), January 3, 1969
13. Zara Phillips (equestrienne/minor royal), May 15, 1981

alternates:  
Suharto (former Indonesian President), June 8, 1921  
Billy Crystal, March 14, 1947

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2006, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2007/382620/330 "2006-12-31T13:26:19Z")

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Dead Pool 2007  
**Hold Overs:**

1. **Osama bin Laden** ( 1957) Just as Bush’s reign on Terror wanes to a new low, OBL will be successfully bombed and identified.  
2. **Stephen Hawkins** ( 1942) The Man Who Wouldn’t Die.  
3. **JD Salinger** ( 1919) Catcher in a Rye. Recluse and Obscure. Good Combo.  
4. **Harper Lee** ( 1926) To Kill a Mockingbird.

**Fish in a Barrel:**  
5. **Ariel Sharon** ( cause everyone is doing it)  
6. **Abdeloziz Bouteflicka:** (1932) Algerian President, has cancer.  
7.**Kelly Jo Dowd (1967?)** ( Mom of Dakoda Dowd, youngest player in LPGA)  
8.**Chayito Valdez (1945)** Mexican Folk singer. Obscure and PVS.

**Nutjob’s that are So Gay:**  
9. \*\*Fred Phelps. \*\* run over by Vets on choppers.  
**Random Terrorists:**

10. **Muqtada al-Sadr** ( 1973) Iraqi Cleric  
11.**Abu Ayyub al-Masri (1967)** Al Queda Hoo-Ha.

**Random Rapper & Under 30 Pick:** If only he was an SNL Alum.

1. **Kayne West** (1977)

**Low Points Inwhich to Pop the DP07 Cherry**  
13. \*\*Claude Levi-Strauss ( 1908) Philanthropist.

**Random chance of anyone dying as the clock ticks off the final hours of 2006:**

Liz Taylor  
Pope Benedict  
Farley Granger

Good Luck to all the DP07 Participants!

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**Author:** ![Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f19dbf/32.png) [@Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Only_Mostly_Dead)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2006, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2007/382620/331 "2006-12-31T15:18:02Z")

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I had quite lost track of the reason that **Baker** seemed such an authority on everybody’s choices, figuring that he was creating his Excel monster for the sake of taking over **a35362** ’s duties, and I missed the post explaining that our macabre MC was changing.

So I went back and found **Baker** ’s first post, on the second page:

> [@Baker](#):
>
> I’m considering going for the “Quantity” Award this year, and waiting until 12/30 or 12/31 to post my list. Then I’ll just post the thirteen celebs who have got the most picks. I’ve been keeping track.

So it’s Thirteenth Hour, time to pony up, **Baker** (with or without Phelps).

If all the cool kids jumped off a bridge…

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2006, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2007/382620/332 "2006-12-31T15:52:40Z")

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[QUOTE=Only Mostly Dead]  
I had quite lost track of the reason that **Baker** seemed such an authority on everybody’s choices, figuring that he was creating his Excel monster for the sake of taking over **a35362** ’s duties, and I missed the post explaining that our macabre MC was changing.

So I went back and found **Baker** ’s first post, on the second page:

So it’s Thirteenth Hour, time to pony up, **Baker** (with or without Phelps).

If all the cool kids jumped off a bridge…  
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Huh, no, I haven’t kept track of\* everything\*. Just how many selections different celebs got. Not who picked _whom_! 😃

I wouldn’t take **a35362** ’s duties. S/he is welcome to them, and will do a much better job than I ever could! I think we should all give our OP a great big round of applause for taking on the task!

**YAY!!! a35362**

And as for my ponying up, it’s not midnight yet! I may post at 10:16 PM, as today is my birthday, and that’s my official time of birth! 😛

And by the way, **Only Mostly Dead** , I’m female, and I definitely didn’t _promise_ I was going to do the top 13. Couldn’t anyway, as it stands there are several ties, so I’d have to do some culling anyway.

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**Author:** ![Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f19dbf/32.png) [@Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Only_Mostly_Dead)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2006, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2007/382620/333 "2006-12-31T16:26:57Z")

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[QUOTE=Baker]  
And by the way, **Only Mostly Dead** , I’m female, and I definitely didn’t _promise_ I was going to do the top 13. Couldn’t anyway, as it stands there are several ties, so I’d have to do some culling anyway.  
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Ah, apologies on the gender confusion, and I’m definitely interested in seeing how your strategy works.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2006, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2007/382620/334 "2006-12-31T16:45:56Z")

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I see a lot of people got burned by celebrities dying over the holiday season. So I waited until the last minute:

Mohammed Ali  
Art Buchwald  
Fidel Castro  
Kirk Douglas  
Roger Ebert  
Betty Ford  
Alexander Haig  
Don Ho  
Henry Kissinger  
Stan Lee  
Ariel Sharon  
Margaret Thatcher  
Robert Anton Wilson

Assuming any of these people decide to die in the final hours of 2006, replace them with:

Boris Yeltsin  
Elizabeth Taylor  
Arthur C. Clarke

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**Author:** ![thingnumberone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@thingnumberone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thingnumberone)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2006, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2007/382620/335 "2006-12-31T17:14:57Z")

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I’m going to try this as well after lurking in these threads for years. Here’s my picks:

1. Michael J. Fox
2. Stephen Hawking
3. Fidel Castro
4. Betty Ford
5. Lady Bird Johnson
6. Al Gore
7. Antonin Scalia
8. Britney Spears
9. Dick Cheney
10. Ariel Sharon
11. Mike Tyson
12. Tammy Faye Baker Messner
13. Muhammid Ali

Alternate: Bob Barker

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**Author:** ![partlycloudy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/partlycloudy/32/3114_2.png) [@partlycloudy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/partlycloudy)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2006, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2007/382620/336 "2006-12-31T18:52:37Z")

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1. Michael Jackson
2. Mickey Rooney
3. Dick Clark
4. Fidel Castro
5. Tammy Faye Bakker
6. John Forsythe
7. Kirk Douglas
8. BB King
9. Pete Doherty
10. John Goodman
11. Lady Bird Johnson
12. Don Ho
13. Elizabeth Taylor

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**Author:** ![partlycloudy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/partlycloudy/32/3114_2.png) [@partlycloudy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/partlycloudy)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2006, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2007/382620/337 "2006-12-31T18:53:53Z")

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Oh, good luck to everyone, and happy New Year!

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**Author:** ![gaucho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c67d28/32.png) [@gaucho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaucho)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2006, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2007/382620/338 "2006-12-31T19:04:53Z")

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Especially after my devastating score of zero last year. Anyway, ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for **these** :

1)Ed McMahon  
2)Ravi Shankar  
3)Pete Seeger  
4)Marcel Marceau  
5)Sidney Poitier  
6)Henry Kissinger  
7)Noam Chomsky  
8)Bill Cosby  
9)Bettie Page  
10)Ned Beatty  
11)Vaclav Havel  
12)Norman Mailer  
13)Gore Vidal

Understudy:  
Tony Curtis

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**Author:** ![Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce7236/32.png) [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lisa_Simpson)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2006, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2007/382620/339 "2006-12-31T19:21:08Z")

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Okay, here goes an originally well researched but then gave up and just drew slips of paper from a kidney basin. (Don’t ask)

1. George W. Bush, current president of USA
2. Nancy Reagan
3. Margaret Thatcher
4. Henry Kissinger
5. Dick Clark
6. Fidel Castro
7. Rapper 50-cent (Curtis Jackson)
8. Farrah Fawcett
9. Mary Tyler Moore
10. Mario Lemeiux, legendary NHL Penguin.
11. Pat Burns, NHL coah, last of NJ Devils
12. Ralph Klien, Priemier of Alberta
13. Robert Picton, pig farmer, born 1950. On trial for murder of women from Vancouvers Downtown East Side.

Alternate…although at this late hour, I doubt I need it

Steven Hawking, scientist…

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2006, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2007/382620/340 "2006-12-31T19:29:01Z")

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I’d like to replace one of my picks. \*\* #6 is now Suleiman Kerimov. (b.1966) \*\*

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