# The Celebrity Death Pool 2007

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2007/382620>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** death-pool\
**Created:** [December 2, 2006, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2007/382620 "2006-12-02T22:07:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 42

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**Author:** ![BJMoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@BJMoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BJMoose)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2007/382620/821 "2007-05-15T21:48:08Z")

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[QUOTE=Tinkertoy]  
I got one! I finally got one! A death Pool virgin no more.  
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You do realize that at future meetings of the SDMB Celebrity Death Pool Society Colloquium that you’ll have to say you lost your cherry to _Jerry Falwell_?  
Ick.  
Two preachers on my list, neither is Falwell. Rats.

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**Author:** ![Tinkertoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f19dbf/32.png) [@Tinkertoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tinkertoy)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2007/382620/822 "2007-05-15T22:03:09Z")

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[QUOTE=BJMoose]  
You do realize that at future meetings of the SDMB Celebrity Death Pool Society Colloquium that you’ll have to say you lost your cherry to _Jerry Falwell_?  
ick  
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I’m just glad it wasn’t Fred Phelps. Six more religious leaders and I’m golden.

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**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2007/382620/823 "2007-05-15T23:39:35Z")

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I’d like to thank Gerald Ford for dying in late 2006, cuz Jerry was my alternate! Woohoo!

I mean, I’m sorry Gerald Ford passed away. Falwell can rot.

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**Author:** ![Grits\_and\_Hard\_Toast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@Grits\_and\_Hard\_Toast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grits_and_Hard_Toast)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2007, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2007/382620/824 "2007-05-16T01:09:08Z")

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[QUOTE=Loach]  
[Peace Officers memorial day.](http://www.petersonflags.com/half_staff_info.htm) May 15 every year.  
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Thanks for that info. I hadn’t known about that. I knew they had been down for a bit after the VA Tech shootings, but thought they had been back up.

I had also wondered how folks who had flags knew when there was a special order to fly them half-mast, your site answered that for me as well.

The things you learn here…even in Celebrity Death Pool!

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**Author:** ![qubed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/f07891/32.png) [@qubed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/qubed)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2007, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2007/382620/825 "2007-05-16T04:48:13Z")

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Wow! My first one. I’m excited. I join the the ~12 of you in excellent choosing.

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**Author:** ![Cazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cazzle/32/75_2.png) [@Cazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cazzle)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2007, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2007/382620/826 "2007-05-16T11:17:53Z")

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[Yolanda King](http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/05/16/obit.king.ap/index.html), aged 51

> [@](#):
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> Yolanda Denise King, daughter and eldest child of civil rights leader the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr., has died, said Steve Klein, a spokesman for the King Center.

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2007, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2007/382620/827 "2007-05-16T11:23:42Z")

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[QUOTE=NurseCarmen]  
It’s the lesbians fault that Falwell is not on my list.  
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Were you trying to be converted to lesbianism again? :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2007, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2007/382620/828 "2007-05-16T12:12:47Z")

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Billy, Billy, Billy. Why did you let Jerry beat you to God? C’mon, your family’s already arguing about where you’ll be buried! Hop to!

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2007, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2007/382620/829 "2007-05-16T19:13:26Z")

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[Theodore H. Maiman,](http://www.itnews.com.au/newsstory.aspx?CIaNID=52047&src=site-marq) who is credited with building the first working laser and was dismayed when his invention was mischaracterized as a 1960-style “death ray”, has died at the age of 79.

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**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2007, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2007/382620/830 "2007-05-16T21:17:13Z")

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[QUOTE=Sternvogel]  
[Theodore H. Maiman,](http://www.itnews.com.au/newsstory.aspx?CIaNID=52047&src=site-marq) who is credited with building the first working laser and was dismayed when his invention was mischaracterized as a 1960-style “death ray”, has died at the age of 79.  
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Damn. That’s the father of one of my high school classmates.

A card is in order, apparently.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2007, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2007/382620/831 "2007-05-16T21:37:09Z")

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Behold the virgin and his list of immortals!

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2007, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2007/382620/832 "2007-05-19T03:10:56Z")

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[Lloyd Alexander’s gone.](http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/05/17/AR2007051702371.html) ☹

First Vonnegut, now Alexander. Who will be next in the Really Good Author Trifecta?

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2007, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2007/382620/833 "2007-05-19T16:37:23Z")

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[QUOTE=SpazCat]  
[Lloyd Alexander’s gone.](http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/05/17/AR2007051702371.html) ☹

First Vonnegut, now Alexander. Who will be next in the Really Good Author Trifecta?  
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I’m hoping for JD Salinger and Harper Lee to bite the big one for a two-fer.  
I’m starting to worry. I didn’t do any gimme’s this year.

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**Author:** ![BJMoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@BJMoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BJMoose)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2007, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2007/382620/834 "2007-05-19T18:30:06Z")

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Heck, everyone on my list is over 85, and they’re all doing fine, thank you very much.

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2007, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2007/382620/835 "2007-05-19T19:18:04Z")

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All I know is, next year I’m putting my own name on my list, and cancelling my life insurance.

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2007, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2007/382620/836 "2007-05-19T22:54:17Z")

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[QUOTE=Fear Itself]  
All I know is, next year I’m putting my own name on my list, and cancelling my life insurance.  
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Life insurance won’t do _you_ any good.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2007, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2007/382620/837 "2007-05-19T23:06:09Z")

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[QUOTE=Fear Itself]  
All I know is, next year I’m putting my own name on my list, and cancelling my life insurance.  
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I think that’s what they’d call a hollow victory if you earned points on it.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2007, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2007/382620/838 "2007-05-19T23:09:55Z")

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[QUOTE=Shirley Ujest]  
Life insurance won’t do _you_ any good.  
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Well, no, but if folks on his list are immortal, he won’t need it. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2007, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2007/382620/839 "2007-05-19T23:11:29Z")

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[QUOTE=Shirley Ujest]  
Life insurance won’t do _you_ any good.  
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The premiums will.

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2007, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2007/382620/840 "2007-05-20T13:53:17Z")

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[QUOTE=Shirley Ujest]  
I’m hoping for JD Salinger  
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I said “Really _Good_”, not Overrated Bitter Hack.

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