# The Celebrity Death Pool 2008

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2008/428439>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** death-pool\
**Created:** [December 1, 2007, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2008/428439 "2007-12-01T11:46:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 15

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**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2008, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2008/428439/281 "2008-01-01T01:51:04Z")

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**Christopher** , [Dudley Moore died in 2002](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dudley_Moore).

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**Author:** ![WarmNPrickly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@WarmNPrickly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WarmNPrickly)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2008, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2008/428439/282 "2008-01-01T02:00:04Z")

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Well maybe his zombie will come back. Take my first alternate then, I’m gonna have to break this to my wife as it was her suggestion. That is pretty funny.

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2008, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2008/428439/283 "2008-01-01T02:12:04Z")

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I’m going to play. My list in no way reflects any ill will on the listees.  
I double-checked their aliveness with two sources before posting.

1. Britney Spears, b. 2/2/81 singer, trainwreck

2. Farrah Fawcett, b. 2/2/47 actress

3. Elizabeth Taylor, b. 2/27/32 actress

4. Buzz Aldrin, b. 1/20/30 astronaut and second person to walk on the moon.

5. Ursula K. LeGuin, b. 10/21/29 author

6. Ariel Sharon, b. 2/27/28 former Israeli prime minister and current vegetable

7. Edward Albee, b. 3/12/28 playwright

8. Jack Kevorkian, b. 5/26/28 Physician, proponent of assisted suicide

9. Mel Brooks, b. 6/28/26 entertainer

10. Tony Curtis, b. 6/3/25 actor

11. Nancy Reagan, b/ 7/6/21 former first lady

12. Richard Adams, b. 5/9/20 author

13. Betty Ford, b. 4/8/18 former first lady  
Just in case anyone kicks off before midnight, alternate is;  
Vera Miles, b. 8/23/30 actress  
And for copy and paste purposes:

Britney Spears  
Farrah Fawcett  
Elizabeth Taylor  
Buzz Aldrin  
Ursula K. LeGuin  
Ariel Sharon  
Edward Albee  
Jack Kevorkian  
Mel Brooks  
Tony Curtis  
Nancy Reagan  
Richard Adams  
Betty Ford

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**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2008, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2008/428439/284 "2008-01-01T02:18:12Z")

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Ok, first timer. nothing like waiting til the last minute.  
Fidel Castro  
Owen Wilson  
Tom Petty  
Henry Kissinger  
Rosalynn Carter  
Elizabeth Edwards  
Tom Bosley  
Eartha Kitt  
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar  
Joan Kennedy

Lou Diamond Phillips, for the next 4 hours as my alternate.  
ETA-EEK! I get 13??!! Damnit, I’ll repost in a minute, I actually trimmed my list down!

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2008, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2008/428439/285 "2008-01-01T02:21:52Z")

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[QUOTE=fisha]  
Ok, first timer. nothing like waiting til the last minute.  
Fidel Castro  
Owen Wilson  
Tom Petty  
Henry Kissinger  
Rosalynn Carter  
Elizabeth Edwards  
Tom Bosley  
Eartha Kitt  
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar  
Joan Kennedy

Lou Diamond Phillips, for the next 4 hours as my alternate.  
ETA-EEK! I get 13??!! Damnit, I’ll repost in a minute, I actually trimmed my list down!  
[/QUOTE]

fisha, you get 13 picks. May I recommend the Kevorkian, it’s practically a guarantee?

ETA: Okay, I guess you realized that and edited it in the time it took me to hit “post reply”.

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**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2008, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2008/428439/286 "2008-01-01T02:42:12Z")

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Fidel Castro  
Owen Wilson  
Tom Petty  
Henry Kissinger  
Rosalynn Carter  
Elizabeth Edwards  
Tom Bosley  
Eartha Kitt  
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar  
Joan Kennedy  
Jack Kevorkian  
Daniel Baldwin  
Clive Cussler

With Lou Diamond Phillips for another 3.5 hours as my alternate.

Thanks for trying to help, **Wile** I’ll take Dr. Death, just so I have at least a minimum of success.

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**Author:** ![VenusProbe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/e495f1/32.png) [@VenusProbe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VenusProbe)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2008, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2008/428439/287 "2008-01-01T02:43:55Z")

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Almost the same as last years list, just moved my top alt to Tammy Fayes spot. Here’s hoping I do better this year.

```
01 Fidel Castro
02 Billy Graham
03 Elizabeth Taylor
04 Bob Barker
05 Keith Richards
06 Kirk Douglas
07 Tom Arnold
08 Muhammad Ali
09 Annette Funicello
10 Hugh Heffner
11 Pope Benedict XVI
12 Charlton Heston
13 Jack Klugman

```

Alternates:

```
a) Karl Malden
b) Dick Clark
```

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**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2008, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2008/428439/288 "2008-01-01T02:55:46Z")

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[Charlton Heston](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlton_Heston%5B/url) 10/4/24. Time to pry his gun from his hand.  
[Artie Lange](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artie_Lange) 10/11/67. Fat comedian. Likes drugs.  
[Orlando Thomas](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orlando_Thomas) 10/21/72. Former Minnesota Viking. I reaally will be sad about this one.  
[Tony Snow](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Snow) 6/1/55. Sold his soul to the administration. They no longer have a need for it.  
[Phillip Chevron](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_Chevron) 6/17/57. Pogues guitarist. Everybody is amazed when Shane outlasts him.  
[Abdul Aziz al-Hakim](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abdul_Aziz_al-Hakim) 1950 Iraqi theologian and politician and the leader of SIIC,  
[Mark Karan](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Karan) former Greatful Dead guitarist.  
[Ayaan Hirsi Ali](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ayaan_Hirsi_ali) Dutch feminist. Targeted by the same folks who killed Theo Van Gogh.  
[Steven Smith](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Smith_%28running_back%29)8/30/64. former running back for the Oakland Raiders

\*\*Those that I just can’t drop from last year’s list.  
\*\*  
[Shane MacGowan](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shane_MacGowan) 12/25/1957 Irish drunk singer.  
[Darlene Cates](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darlene_Cates) 12/13/1947 Another carryover that stunned me surviving 2006 _and_ 2007.  
[Ariel Sharon](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ariel_sharon) 2/27/1928  
[Suzanne Pleshette](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suzanne_Pleshette) 1/31/37

**Alternates**

## [John Wesley “Johnny Lam” Jones](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Wesley_Jones) 4/4/58 former NFL great. [John Lee Tapia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Tapia) 2/13/67. five-time world boxing champion. He is nicknamed “Mi Vida Loca”.

Charlton Heston  
Artie Lange  
Orlando Thomas  
Tony Snow  
Phillip Chevron  
Abdul Aziz al-Hakim  
Mark Karan  
Ayaan Hirsi Ali  
Steven Smith  
Shane MacGowan  
Darlene Cates  
Ariel Sharon  
Suzanne Pleshette

_alternates_

Johnny Law  
Johnnie Tapia

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2008, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2008/428439/289 "2008-01-01T02:56:53Z")

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Fidel Castro  
B.B. King  
David Crosby  
Amy Winehouse  
Loretta Lynn  
Estelle Getty  
Robert Byrd  
Stan Musial  
Georgia Frontietrre  
Suzanne Pleshette  
Ethel Kennedy  
Jimmy Carter

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**Author:** ![Rachm\_Qoch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a8b319/32.png) [@Rachm\_Qoch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachm_Qoch)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2008, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2008/428439/290 "2008-01-01T03:05:50Z")

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Thanks to Numbers Lady and amarone for maintaining the thread. Without further ado:

Doku Umarov – President of Chechen Republic of Ichkeria  
Elizabeth Edwards – Could-have-been First Lady  
Farrah Fawcett – Actor  
Grand Ayatollah Ali Khamenei – Ayatollah  
Jack Kevorkian – Dr. Death  
Dave Chappelle – Comedian  
Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo – President of Equatorial Guinea  
Johnny “Lam” Jones – NY Jets Wide Receiver  
Lute Olsen – Basketball Coach  
Orlando Thomas – Minnesota Vikings Safety  
Steve Smith – Raiders Fullback  
Charlton Heston – Actor  
Begum Nusrat Bhutto – Former First Lady of Pakistan

Alts:  
Zdravko Tolimir – War Criminal  
Fidel Castro – Dictator  
Sheik Omar Abdel-Rahman – Blind Sheikh

Doku Umarov  
Elizabeth Edwards  
Farrah Fawcett  
Grand Ayatollah Ali Khamenei  
Jack Kevorkian  
Dave Chappelle  
Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo  
Johnny “Lam” Jones  
Lute Olsen  
Orlando Thomas  
Steve Smith  
Charlton Heston  
Begum Nusrat Bhutto

Alts:  
Zdravko Tolimir  
Fidel Castro  
Sheik Omar Abdel-Rahman

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**Author:** ![The\_Vorlon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@The\_Vorlon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Vorlon)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2008, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2008/428439/291 "2008-01-01T03:29:29Z")

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This years choices to pass beyond the rim…

Jimmy Carter

Tony Snow

Fidel Castro

Don Kent

Suzanne Pleshette

Dave Maynard

Robert Byrd

U.S. Rep. Julia Carson, D-Ind

Ted Kennedy

Omar Abdel-Rahman

Britney Spears

Ariel Sharon

Sydney Pollack

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**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2008, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2008/428439/292 "2008-01-01T03:44:17Z")

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**The Vorlon** , [Julia Carson died on December 15](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julia_Carson).

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**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2008, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2008/428439/293 "2008-01-01T03:53:17Z")

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**kunilou** that’s only twelve…

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**Author:** ![Earthman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9dc877/32.png) [@Earthman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthman)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2008, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2008/428439/294 "2008-01-01T04:06:24Z")

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Here’s mine:

Muhammad Ali  
Jimmy Carter  
Fidel Castro  
Louis Farrakhan  
Farrah Fawcett  
Ruth Bader Ginsberg  
Stephen Hawking  
Ted Kennedy  
Pervez Musharraf  
Ariel Sharon  
Tony Snow  
Helen Thomas  
Jonathan Winters

Alternate: Mel Brooks

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2008, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2008/428439/295 "2008-01-01T04:12:49Z")

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Maybe it’s too late now for 2008, but if Fidel Castro survives 2008, I propose he be added as an automatic “guest” entry on everyone’s list in 2009. He’s gotta already be on 3/4 of the lists, so we may as well save the space.

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**Author:** ![Anne\_Elk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Anne\_Elk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Elk)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2008, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2008/428439/296 "2008-01-01T04:30:02Z")

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Artie Lang  
Andy Dick  
Pete Doherty  
Laird Hamilton  
Ralphie May  
Farrah Fawcett  
Ariel Sharon  
Wilfred Brimley  
Suzanne Pleshette  
Asif Ali Zardari  
Bilawal Bhutto Zardari  
Sean D. Tucker  
Will Gadd

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2008, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2008/428439/297 "2008-01-01T04:39:39Z")

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[QUOTE=Christopher]

Wilfred Brimley  
[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Anne Elk]  
Wilfred Brimley  
[/QUOTE]  
\<nitpick\>  
[Wilford Brimley](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilford_Brimley)  
\</nitpick\>

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Lance\_Murdoch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/47e85d/32.png) [@Captain\_Lance\_Murdoch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Lance_Murdoch)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2008, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2008/428439/298 "2008-01-01T04:50:54Z")

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Most of the “unique” picks I had lined up got picked in the last day or so. Oh well.

Lynn Kohlman  
Randy Pausch  
Farrah Fawcett  
Zdravko Tolimir  
Lydia Shum  
Daniel Lee Siebert  
Orlando Thomas  
Johnny “Lam” Jones  
Doku Umarov  
Archbishop Christodoulos  
Steve Smith  
Leroy Sievers  
Tyrone Jones

Lynn Kohlman – Model, DKNY big shot, author  
Randy Pausch – Professor, just landed a $7 million book deal  
Farrah Fawcett – Angel, literally?  
Zdravko Tolimir – Serb general on trial for genocide and crimes against humanity  
Lydia Shum – Hong Kong mega-celeb  
Daniel Lee Siebert – Serial killer on ‘Bama’s death row. Risky pick.  
Orlando Thomas – MN Viking and alleged wife-beater  
Johnny “Lam” Jones – Olympian and receiver who couldn’t catch (not to be confused with Troy Williamson)  
Doku Umarov – Self-proclaimed emir of Chechnya. Has declared jihad against Israel, the US and UK for when he finishes off Russia.  
Archbishop Christodoulos – Head of Greek Ortho church  
Steve Smith – running back Seahawks etc…  
Leroy Sievers – 12-time Emmy winner, 2-time Peabody winner. Eat your heart out Bill O’Reilly  
Tyrone Jones – Blue Bomber

Alternate (!)  
Georgia Frontiere – keeping up my football theme. Rams owner whose hubby was whacked by the mob

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2008, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2008/428439/299 "2008-01-01T04:56:03Z")

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I’m not much into sports, so what makes Orlando Thomas a popular pick?

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2008, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2008/428439/300 "2008-01-01T05:07:39Z")

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[QUOTE=Wile E]  
I’m not much into sports, so what makes Orlando Thomas a popular pick?  
[/QUOTE]

ALS

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