# The Celebrity Death Pool 2009

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** death-pool\
**Created:** [December 1, 2008, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262 "2008-12-01T23:40:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 10

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**Author:** ![amarone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@amarone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarone)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262/181 "2008-12-19T00:27:39Z")

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> [@Dung\_Beetle](#):
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> Going for the unique picks, **Spiff**?

He has 10, but **42fish** has 11.

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**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262/182 "2008-12-19T04:03:40Z")

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> [@amarone](#):
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> He has 10, but **42fish** has 11.

And they said I was mad for choosing centenarians! BWAH-HA-HA-HA!!

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**Author:** ![amarone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@amarone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarone)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262/183 "2008-12-19T04:24:05Z")

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> [@amarone](#):
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> He has 10, but **42fish** has 11.

And **The Blue-Sighted Shadow** has 12.

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**Author:** ![amarone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@amarone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarone)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262/184 "2008-12-19T04:43:01Z")

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> [@42fish](#):
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> And they said I was mad for choosing centenarians! BWAH-HA-HA-HA!!

I read once that the age at which you have less than 50% odds of surviving to your next birthday is 100. If that is true, you should expect to score with at least 7 of your nominees. In comparison, 8 of **Rachm Qoch’s** list have bitten the dust so far this year. So five celebrities are living (or not) in fear over the next 13 days.

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**Author:** ![amarone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@amarone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarone)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262/185 "2008-12-19T05:53:35Z")

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> [@Buckler\_of\_Swashing](#):
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> For once I’ve actually remembered to get my list up in time. Not many unique people and many of the stock standards and holdouts from previous competitions:
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> Claude Lévi Strauss  
> Fidel Castro  
> Osama Bin Laden  
> Amy Winehouse  
> Jack Kevorkian  
> Gough Whitlam  
> JD Salinger  
> Margaret Thatcher  
> Tom Lehrer  
> George H W Bush  
> Billy Graham  
> William Mark Felt  
> Brittany Spears
> 
> **Alternates**
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> Buzz Aldrin  
> Neil Armstrong  
> Michael Collins

Replacing the deceased W. Mark Felt with Buzz Aldrin.

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**Author:** ![amarone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@amarone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarone)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262/186 "2008-12-19T05:54:55Z")

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> [@Mahaloth](#):
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> Paul Willson  
> Billy Graham  
> Harry Morgan  
> Jiang Zemin  
> Jack Lalane  
> Paul Wight  
> Eli Wallach  
> Peter Falk  
> W. Mark Felt  
> Les Paul  
> C. Everett Koop  
> Glen Benton  
> Michelle Trachtenberg
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> I’ll repost if any of these die this month.

Time to repost then. W. Mark Felt is gone.

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**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262/187 "2008-12-19T05:59:58Z")

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Angela Lansbury  
Ted Kennedy  
Bob Barker  
Elizabeth Taylor  
Mary Tyler Moore  
Dick Clark  
Joanne Woodward  
Amy Winehouse  
Tim Conway  
Walter Cronkite  
Tina Louise  
Roger Ebert  
Chi Cheng

Alternates  
Patrick Swayze  
OJ Simpson

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262/188 "2008-12-19T16:26:59Z")

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> [@amarone](#):
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> Time to repost then. W. Mark Felt is gone.

I will momentarily.

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262/189 "2008-12-19T16:29:27Z")

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Paul Willson  
Billy Graham  
Harry Morgan  
Jiang Zemin  
Jack Lalane  
Paul Wight  
Eli Wallach  
Peter Falk  
Kirk Douglas  
Les Paul  
C. Everett Koop  
Glen Benton  
Michelle Trachtenberg

I have replaced Mark Felt with Kirk Douglas.

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**Author:** ![Spiff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiff/32/9852_2.png) [@Spiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiff)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262/190 "2008-12-19T19:07:09Z")

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> [@Dung\_Beetle](#):
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> Going for the unique picks, **Spiff**?

Like the dung beetles of the world, I just like to do things differently! 😃

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**Author:** ![Long\_Time\_First\_Time](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@Long\_Time\_First\_Time](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Long_Time_First_Time)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262/191 "2008-12-19T20:45:41Z")

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> [@Long\_Time\_First\_Time](#):
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> If past years are any guide, people should pay me to list them - it ensures another 12 months of drawing breath and walking the earth.
> 
> Here are my 2009 selections:
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> 1. Barbara Bush
> 2. Bettie Page
> 3. Patrick Swayze
> 4. Ted Kennedy
> 5. Dick Vitale
> 6. Kim Jon-il
> 7. Roger Ebert
> 8. Dick Cheney
> 9. Jack LaLane
> 10. John McCain  
> 11.Steve Ballesteros
> 11. Nancy Reagan
> 12. Dick Clark
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> Alternate: Jerry Lewis

Between formatting incorrectly and already losing an entry I’ll go again.

New improved Death Pool entry:

Dick Clark  
Nancy Reagan  
Steve Ballesteros  
John McCain  
Dick Cheney  
Jack LaLane  
Barbara Bush  
Patrick Swayze  
Ted Kennedy  
Dick Vitale  
Kim Jon-il  
Roger Ebert  
Alan Colmes

Alternate:  
Jerry Lewis

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**Author:** ![Buckler\_of\_Swashing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Buckler\_of\_Swashing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buckler_of_Swashing)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262/192 "2008-12-20T01:00:31Z")

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> [@amarone](#):
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> Replacing the deceased W. Mark Felt with Buzz Aldrin.

Thanks, amarone. May I replace Aldrin as an alternate with Bilawal Bhutto Zardar?

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**Author:** ![amarone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@amarone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarone)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262/193 "2008-12-20T02:17:10Z")

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> [@Buckler\_of\_Swashing](#):
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> Thanks, amarone. May I replace Aldrin as an alternate with Bilawal Bhutto Zardar?

Sure - I don’t actually keep a record of alternates. It is easier just to search back through the thread if someone on a list dies.

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**Author:** ![WF\_Tomba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d9b06d/32.png) [@WF\_Tomba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WF_Tomba)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2008, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262/194 "2008-12-20T20:21:33Z")

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My 2009 list is the same as my 2008 list except for one change.

Mikhail Gorbachev  
Hank Aaron  
Willie Mays  
Thomas Pynchon  
Raul Castro  
Steve Jobs  
John Updike  
Peter Orlovsky  
Sophia Loren  
Woody Allen  
E.O. Wilson  
Sean Connery  
Elizabeth Taylor

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**Author:** ![El\_Perro\_Fumando](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e9c0ed/32.png) [@El\_Perro\_Fumando](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Perro_Fumando)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2008, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262/195 "2008-12-21T18:46:31Z")

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My witty comments shall be left to the reader’s imagination:

Patrick Swayze  
Dan Brown  
Michael Jackson  
Farrah Fawcett  
Amy Winehouse  
Teri Garr  
Barbara Bush  
Nancy Reagan  
Richard Dawson  
Bob Barker  
Nicolas Sarkozy  
Ariel Sharon  
Fidel Castro

Alternates:  
Eli Wallach  
Judi Dench

To avoid any confusion, Dan Brown is the Defensive Coordinator at Fresno State, not the author of _The DaVinci Code_ and Barbara Bush is the older one without a twin sister.

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**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2008, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262/196 "2008-12-21T21:32:37Z")

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Here is my all-political list. I somehow forgot to submit my picks for 2008 so this list is a re-hash of 2007 with a couple of replacements:

1. Ratu Josefa Iloilovatu Uluivuda (President of Fiji)

2. George Herbert Walker Bush (former President of the United States)

3. Fidel Alejandro Castro Ruz (President of Cuba)

4. Ariel Sharon (former Prime Minister of Israel)

5. Her Majesty Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith, etc

6. Kim Jong-Il (Dear Leader of the People’s Democartic Republic of Korea)

7. Joseph Alois Ratzinger (Pope Benedict XVI)

8. Imelda Romualdez Marcos (former First Lady of the Philippines)

9. Robert Gabriel Mugabe (President of Zimbabwe)

10. King Abdullah bin Abdul Aziz al-Saud, Custodian of the Two Holy Mosques (King of Saudi Arabia)

11. Margaret Hilda Thatcher, Baroness Tatcher, LG, OM, PC, FRS (former Primer Minister of the United Kingdom)

12. Lee Kuan Yew (former Prime Minister of Singapore)

13. Colonel Muammar Abu Minyar al-Gaddafi [Qadhafi/Qaddafi/Kaddafi - however you want to spell it] (de facto leader of Libya)

PLAIN LIST:

Josefa Iloilo  
George H.W. Bush  
Fidel Castro  
Ariel Sharon  
Queen Elizabeth II  
Kim Jong-il  
Pope Benedict XVI  
Imelda Marcos  
Robert Mugabe  
King Abdullah  
Margaret Thatcher  
Lee Kuan Yew  
Muammar al-Gaddafi

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**Author:** ![Tazmanian\_Devil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cc9497/32.png) [@Tazmanian\_Devil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tazmanian_Devil)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2008, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262/197 "2008-12-22T11:48:55Z")

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My picks to croak:

Ronnie Biggs  
Fidel Castro  
Karl Malden  
Kirk Douglas  
Fats Domino  
JD Salinger  
Jake LaMotta  
Jack Klugman  
Elizabeth Taylor  
Clive Dunn  
Yitzhak Shamir  
Ariel Sharon  
Billy Graham

Alternates:  
Amy Winehouse  
Patrick Swayze

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**Author:** ![Sattua](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sattua/32/11906_2.png) [@Sattua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sattua)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2008, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262/198 "2008-12-22T15:12:47Z")

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I am revising my list.

Clint Eastwood  
Ariel Sharon  
Fidel Castro  
Roger Ebert  
Chemical Ali  
Dick Clark  
Elizabeth Taylor  
Lionel Barrymore  
Steve Jobs  
Peter O’Toole  
Michael Jackson  
Elizabeth Edwards  
Barack Obama

Alternates:

Barbara Bush  
Mary Stewart  
Ray Bradbury

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2008, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262/199 "2008-12-22T15:12:54Z")

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Michael Jackson  
O J Simpson  
Woody Allen  
Jerry Seinfeld  
Ted Kennedy  
George H W Bush  
Barbara Bush (the mother, not the daughter)  
Peter Falk  
Parick Swayze  
Whitney Houston  
Bobbie Brown  
Brittany Spears  
Billy Ray Cyrus

Alternates:  
Keith Richards  
Mick Jagger

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2008, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262/200 "2008-12-22T15:16:14Z")

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ANNIE!!!

You’ve diversified your list!  
I’m _SHOCKED!_

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