# The Celebrity Death Pool 2009

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** death-pool\
**Created:** [December 1, 2008, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262 "2008-12-01T23:40:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2008, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262/361 "2008-12-31T22:28:27Z")

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> [@WarmNPrickly](#):
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> Patrick Swayze…

That’s 10; you need 3 more.

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**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2008, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262/362 "2008-12-31T22:28:45Z")

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Thirteen people folks! Your list should have 13 people, then 3 alternates if you wish.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2008, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262/363 "2008-12-31T22:34:14Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> Claude Levi-Strauss  
> Esther Williams  
> Hal David  
> Nanette Fabray  
> Edwin Newman  
> Phyllis Diller  
> Robert McNamara  
> Sargent Shriver  
> Marcia Strassman  
> Dick Clark  
> Hugh Downs  
> Tom Bosley  
> Annette Funicello  
> Lou Jacobi
> 
> alternates  
> Julie Newmar  
> Marty Allen  
> Mitch Miller

sorry - I had 14 and didn’t realize

Claude Levi-Strauss  
Esther Williams  
Hal David  
[del]Nanette Fabray[/del]  
Edwin Newman  
Phyllis Diller  
Robert McNamara  
Sargent Shriver  
Marcia Strassman  
Dick Clark  
Hugh Downs  
Tom Bosley  
Annette Funicello  
Lou Jacobi

alternates  
Julie Newmar  
Marty Allen  
Nanette Fabray  
[del]Mitch Miller[/del]

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**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2008, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262/364 "2008-12-31T22:36:21Z")

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Ariel Sharon  
Fidel Castro  
Dick Cheney  
John McCain  
Ted Kennedy  
Barack Obama  
Steve Jobs  
Jack Kevorkian  
Phil Lesh  
Peter Falk  
Michael Jackson  
Michael J. Fox  
O. J. Simpson

Alt:  
Elizabeth Taylor

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2008, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262/365 "2008-12-31T22:37:59Z")

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**REVISED LIST**

Bob Novak  
Ronnie Biggs  
Ariel Sharon  
Wendy Richards  
Khaled Marshaal  
Patrick Swayze  
Paul Casciogne  
Fidel Castro  
Bobby Robson  
**Dom Deluise**  
Billy Graham  
Abdelbaset Ali Mohamed Al Megrahi  
Mohammed Dief

Alternates:  
Elizabeth Edwards  
Peter O’Toole

**Note** I’ve replaced Alex Macomber with Dom Deluise.

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2008, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262/366 "2008-12-31T22:40:26Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> Claude Levi-Strauss

He is worth zero pointage as he turned 100 in November. FYI. ( I gave up on him ever dying.)

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**Author:** ![ladybug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/46a35a/32.png) [@ladybug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladybug)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2008, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262/367 "2008-12-31T22:45:32Z")

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Morgan Freeman  
Shia LaBeouf  
Aretha Franklin  
Bill Clinton  
Mickey Rooney  
Stan Lee  
George H.W. Bush  
Angela Lansbury  
Patrick Swayze  
Shirley Temple Black  
Edward M. Kennedy  
Wanda Sykes  
Winona Ryder

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2008, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262/368 "2008-12-31T22:55:25Z")

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> [@Shirley\_Ujest](#):
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> He is worth zero pointage as he turned 100 in November. FYI. ( I gave up on him ever dying.)

Point taken - okay, here’s the revised revision:

Nanette Fabray  
Esther Williams  
Hal David  
Edwin Newman  
Phyllis Diller  
Robert McNamara  
Sargent Shriver  
Marcia Strassman  
Dick Clark  
Hugh Downs  
Tom Bosley  
Annette Funicello  
Lou Jacobi

alternates  
Julie Newmar  
Marty Allen  
Mitch Miller

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**Author:** ![BJMoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@BJMoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BJMoose)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2008, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262/369 "2008-12-31T23:07:40Z")

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With others picking up on my shtick, there’s not much point in this; just preserving my right to drop in on the thread occasionally and be a smartass. . . .

Mitch Miller  
Karl Malden  
Jack LaLanne  
Norman Lloyd  
Harry Morgan  
Les Paul  
Olivia de Haviland  
Daniel Schorr  
Walter Cronkite  
Kirk Douglas  
Zsa Zsa Gabor  
Robert Byrd  
Billy Graham

Alternates (like I need three at this late hour):

Lena Horne  
Phyllis Diller  
June Foray  
(Didn’t I have Mitch Miller all to myself last year?)

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**Author:** ![appleciders](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85f322/32.png) [@appleciders](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/appleciders)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2008, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262/370 "2008-12-31T23:11:02Z")

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Amy Winehouse  
Stephen Hawking  
Muhammad Ali  
Queen Elizabeth  
Fidel Castro  
Pat Robertson  
Michael J. Fox  
Jerry Lewis  
Jack Kevorkian  
Andy Griffith  
Fred Phelps  
Patrick Swayze  
Michael Jackson

Here’s hoping for better than my 9 point list for 2008. Enjoy!

EDIT: Alternate: Tom Lehrer

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**Author:** ![SandyHook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dec6dc/32.png) [@SandyHook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SandyHook)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2008, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262/371 "2008-12-31T23:28:36Z")

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A revised list.

Ariel Sharon  
Billy Graham  
Elizabeth Taylor  
Farrah Fawcett  
Fidel Castro  
Kirk Douglas  
Richard Quick - Univ of Auburn Coach - brain tumor  
Patrick Swayze  
Roger Ebert - Cancer  
Stephen Hawking  
Ted Kennedy  
Seve Ballasteros - PGA Golfer - Brain Cancer  
Bob Barker

Alternates:

John Goodman  
Walter Cronkite

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**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2008, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262/372 "2008-12-31T23:33:16Z")

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**SandyHook** , you need to post a plain list with no commentary.

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2008, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262/373 "2008-12-31T23:48:33Z")

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I love the Ghoul Pool!

Darryl Strawberry - Former Baseball player  
Patrick Swayze - Actor  
Bob Dole - former presidential candidate  
Farrah Fawcett - Actress  
Frances Bay - Actress (Happy Gilmore Grandmother)  
Richard Keil (actor, James Bond movies)  
Pat Robertson (televangelist)  
Severiano Ballesteros (Pro Golfer)  
Larry Hagman (JR Ewing)  
George Kennedy (Actor, Dallas,  
Earvin Magic Johnson (Former Basketball Player  
Michael Jackson (Pop Star)  
Sammy Case (Gay porn actor, rumored to have Aids)  
1st Alternate - Liz Taylor (actress)  
2nd Alternate - Betty Ford (former first Lady)  
3rd Alternate - John Daly (PGA Golf pro, potential train wreck in the making)  
Darryl Strawberry  
Patrick Swayze  
Bob Dole  
Farrah Fawcett  
Frances Bay  
Richard Keil  
Pat Robertson  
Severiano Ballesteros  
Larry Hagman  
George Kennedy  
Earvin Magic Johnson  
Michael Jackson  
Sammy Case

Alternates

Liz Taylor  
Betty Ford  
John Daly

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**Author:** ![FarmerChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a9a28c/32.png) [@FarmerChick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FarmerChick)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2008, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262/374 "2008-12-31T23:54:16Z")

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Heres my list

Farrah Fawcett  
Sarah Brady  
Fidel Castro  
Amy Winehouse  
Randa Bin Ladin  
Patrick Deuel  
Elizabeth Edwards  
John Glenn  
Mary Tyler Moore  
Patrick Swayze  
Jeff Conway  
Jason Becker  
Steve Jobs

Alt  
Dick Cheney  
Nick Nolte  
Sarah Brady, Jim Brady’s wife  
Patrick Deuel - 1/2 ton man  
Randa Bin Ladin - Osama’s sister  
Jason Becker - musician

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**Author:** ![WarmNPrickly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@WarmNPrickly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WarmNPrickly)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2009, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262/375 "2009-01-01T00:00:38Z")

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> [@WarmNPrickly](#):
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> Patrick Swayze  
> George Wendt  
> Daniel Pinkwater  
> Ron Jeremy  
> Jack Black  
> John Goodman  
> Amanda Vanstone  
> Edie McClurg  
> Ian McKellen  
> Stephen Colbert
> 
> OK so this year, I’m going with the obvious, obesity, and wildcards. I figure Stephen’s coked up wife will shoot his brains out like any other good comedian that does a spot on the Simpson’s.
> 
> ETA Alternate Dick Clark

I guess I need three more:

Pete Best  
Yasmine Bleeth  
Pamela Lee Anderson

That makes the whole list:

George Wendt  
Daniel Pinkwater  
Ron Jeremy  
Jack Black  
John Goodman  
Amanda Vanstone  
Edie McClurg  
Ian McKellen  
Stephen Colbert  
Pete Best  
Yasmine Bleeth  
Pamela Lee Anderson

Alternate: Dick Clark

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**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2009, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262/376 "2009-01-01T00:06:46Z")

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Once again, the joint list of SpoilerVirgin and psychobunny (same as 2008, since we were 0 for 13):

Ruben Studdard  
Courtney Love  
Nolan Miller  
Elizabeth Taylor  
Judith Krantz  
Fidel Castro  
Vidal Sassoon  
Liza Minelli  
John McLaughlin  
Gina Lollabridgida  
Chuck Norris  
Soupy Sales  
Annette Funicello

Alternate:  
Dick Clark

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2009, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262/377 "2009-01-01T00:08:07Z")

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> [@WarmNPrickly](#):
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> …
> 
> That makes the whole list:
> 
> George Wendt …  
> …

Please, not Normie, my favorite bayfly ever!

LIVE, Norm, live!

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**Author:** ![Carm6773](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/2bfe46/32.png) [@Carm6773](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carm6773)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2009, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262/378 "2009-01-01T00:19:00Z")

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Ted Kennedy  
Patrick Swayze  
Ed McMahon  
Amy Winehouse  
Fidel Castro  
Billy Graham  
Charles Manson  
Annette Funicello  
Jimmy Carter  
Farrah Fawcett  
Ariel Sharon  
Nancy Reagan  
Elizabeth Taylor

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**Author:** ![WarmNPrickly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@WarmNPrickly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WarmNPrickly)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2009, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262/379 "2009-01-01T00:51:25Z")

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Huh, I see Patrick Swayze got taken off my list. Obviously that guy is going to die in a bizaar accident with a belt sander and a magnet very soon so I need to make sure he is on my list.  
Patrick Swayze  
George Wendt  
Daniel Pinkwater  
Ron Jeremy  
Jack Black  
John Goodman  
Amanda Vanstone  
Edie McClurg  
Ian McKellen  
Stephen Colbert  
Pete Best  
Yasmine Bleeth  
Pamela Lee Anderson

Alternate: Dick Clark

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Klutz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/captain_klutz/32/4993_2.png) [@Captain\_Klutz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Klutz)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2009, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262/380 "2009-01-01T00:54:18Z")

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Okay, my first time in the death pool.  
First, people I won’t shed any tears over:

1. [Robert ‘Dolly’ Dunn](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_%27Dolly%27_Dunn) Child molester. In jail, in protective custody.
2. [Dennis Ferguson](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Ferguson) Another child molester, currently out of jail at a secret location.
3. Robert Mugabe
4. Fidel Castro

And now some sick or whacked out celebrities:

1. Paul Gascoigne (English footballer)
2. Patrick Swayze
3. Amy Winehouse
4. Owen Wilson
5. Terry Pratchett
6. Mary-Kate Olsen
7. Larry Flynt
8. Wendy Richards (Are You Being Served actress)
9. Seve Ballasteros

Alternate  
Britney Spears  
Plain list:

Robert ‘Dolly’ Dunn  
Dennis Ferguson  
Robert Mugabe  
Fidel Castro  
Paul Gascoigne  
Patrick Swayze  
Amy Winehouse  
Owen Wilson  
Terry Pratchett  
Mary-Kate Olsen  
Larry Flynt  
Wendy Richards  
Seve Ballasteros

Alternate  
Britney Spears

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