# The Celebrity Death Pool 2009

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** death-pool\
**Created:** [December 1, 2008, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262 "2008-12-01T23:40:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 71

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**Author:** ![Andrew\_21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bcef8e/32.png) [@Andrew\_21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andrew_21)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2009, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262/1401 "2009-09-07T12:47:08Z")

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> [@gonzomax](#):
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> Whats the most points ever scored on one death? Shellenberger was 61 points . That is pretty high.

82 points for [Alex Macomber](http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2008717639_obitalex07.html). He was picked by GIGObuster.

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2009, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262/1402 "2009-09-07T13:02:19Z")

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> [@Andrew\_21](#):
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> 82 points for [Alex Macomber](http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2008717639_obitalex07.html). He was picked by GIGObuster.

Wasn’t there a big to-do about picking someone who is famous because they are sick?

Not that I am jealous about 82 points. No, siree. Not at all.

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**Author:** ![Andrew\_21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bcef8e/32.png) [@Andrew\_21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andrew_21)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2009, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262/1403 "2009-09-07T13:22:46Z")

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> [@Shirley\_Ujest](#):
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> Wasn’t there a big to-do about picking someone who is famous because they are sick?

Yes, which may lead to [rule changes](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=499961).

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2009, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262/1404 "2009-09-07T14:38:48Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> Is Sharon still in a coma?

He’s in God’s hands now, and frankly, I don’t think God has the cojones to kill Ariel Sharon.

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**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2009, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262/1405 "2009-09-07T14:53:59Z")

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> [@Alessan](#):
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> He’s in God’s hands now, and frankly, I don’t think God has the cojones to kill Ariel Sharon.

Allah does.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2009, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262/1406 "2009-09-07T15:04:55Z")

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> [@gonzomax](#):
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> Allah does.

Come now, People of the Book and all that…🙂

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**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2009, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262/1407 "2009-09-08T23:00:21Z")

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I have become a terrible person because of this game.

I was at the gym, and they had Fox News running on the TV. No sound, just the whole “closed captioning” thing. I glance up, and they are talking about the former president of Pakistan, who WAS a good ally in the War on Terror, who WAS standing beside President Bush, etc. etc.

All this past tense, and I literally got a bit giddy, that I would FINALLY get some dang points.

Nope. He’s fine. Just referencing his past tense self in a “he did this stuff before now” kind of way, and not a “WAS because he’s nothing but worm food now” kind of way.

I was so disappointed.

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**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2009, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262/1408 "2009-09-09T05:11:19Z")

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[Army Archerd](http://www.latimes.com/news/obituaries/la-me-army-archerd9-2009sep09,0,2412325.story), Hollywood columnist for the magazine _Variety_ for over 50 years, passes at age 87.

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2009, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262/1409 "2009-09-09T19:54:10Z")

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> [@Tristan](#):
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> I have become a terrible person because of this game.
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> I was at the gym, and they had Fox News running on the TV. No sound, just the whole “closed captioning” thing. I glance up, and they are talking about the former president of Pakistan, who WAS a good ally in the War on Terror, who WAS standing beside President Bush, etc. etc.
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> All this past tense, and I literally got a bit giddy, that I would FINALLY get some dang points.
> 
> Nope. He’s fine. Just referencing his past tense self in a “he did this stuff before now” kind of way, and not a “WAS because he’s nothing but worm food now” kind of way.
> 
> I was so disappointed.

Until you do the TOUCHDOWN arms and yell " SCHWEEET. (X) just gave me (x) points! " you are not a bad person.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2009, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262/1410 "2009-09-10T02:00:53Z")

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Yes you are bad. Bad to the bone. Revel in it! Buy a leather jacket and and get some tatts.

And stop your whining. Whining is the wrong kind of bad.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2009, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262/1411 "2009-09-10T05:10:08Z")

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[Patrick Swayze ‘Goes Home to Die’](http://www.showbizspy.com/article/191605/patrick-swayze-goes-home-to-die.html)

Circling the drain again. Possibly Michael Jackson left a hairball in the drain and there is insufficient suction. Fidel, though, that’s the guy for a _massive_ hairball.

Yes, I am bad too.

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**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2009, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262/1412 "2009-09-10T12:20:10Z")

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Every time I hear a news report of some celebrity suffering a health problem, I get all excited and rub my hands together gleefully and add them to my file of potential '10 picks. I don’t even feel bad about this anymore.

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2009, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262/1413 "2009-09-10T12:23:02Z")

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> [@MsWhatsit](#):
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> Every time I hear a news report of some celebrity suffering a health problem, I get all excited and rub my hands together gleefully and add them to my file of potential '10 picks. I don’t even feel bad about this anymore.

When I hear that so-and-so has cancer, then am a little disappointed that it’s just prostrate cancer, I still feel a little bad.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2009, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262/1414 "2009-09-10T12:41:25Z")

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> [@MsWhatsit](#):
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> Every time I hear a news report of some celebrity suffering a health problem, I get all excited and rub my hands together gleefully and add them to my file of potential '10 picks. I don’t even feel bad about this anymore.

well, you can be 30% more gleeful - _this_ pool’s list is 13 people

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2009, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262/1415 "2009-09-10T13:20:52Z")

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> [@MsWhatsit](#):
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> Every time I hear a news report of some celebrity suffering a health problem, I get all excited and rub my hands together gleefully and add them to my file of **potential '10 picks**. I don’t even feel bad about this anymore.

> [@anyrose](#):
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> well, you can be 30% more gleeful - _this_ pool’s list is 13 people

I think she meant 2010, not ten.

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**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2009, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262/1416 "2009-09-10T16:14:48Z")

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> [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
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> Circling the drain again. Possibly Michael Jackson left a hairball in the drain and there is insufficient suction.

No, not hair. This is the reason you _never_ flush or otherwise dispose of any plastic down your household drains.

Too early? Nah.

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**Author:** ![Lamar\_Mundane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lamar\_Mundane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamar_Mundane)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2009, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262/1417 "2009-09-11T22:04:33Z")

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[LArry Gelbart](http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/09/11/obit.larry.gelbart/index.html), writer of M.A.S.H., dead at 81.

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2009, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262/1418 "2009-09-11T23:11:10Z")

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[Gertrude Baines](http://www.latimes.com/news/obituaries/la-me-gertrude-baines12-2009sep12,0,6915924.story), who had assumed the title of “world’s oldest living person” in January, has died at the age of 115. Baines had gained national media attention when she voted for Barack Obama in last November’s U.S. presidential election. Japan’s Kama Chinen now assumes the mantle of “supermost centenarian” on the planet.

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2009, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262/1419 "2009-09-11T23:28:46Z")

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> [@Sternvogel](#):
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> [Gertrude Baines](http://www.latimes.com/news/obituaries/la-me-gertrude-baines12-2009sep12,0,6915924.story), who had assumed the title of “world’s oldest living person” in January, has died at the age of 115. Baines had gained national media attention when she voted for Barack Obama in last November’s U.S. presidential election. Japan’s \*\*Kama Chinen \*\*now assumes the mantle of “supermost centenarian” on the planet.

Did Kama Chinen vote Republican or Democratic?

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**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2009, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2009/475262/1420 "2009-09-12T16:20:46Z")

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Grammy-nominated trumpeter Fred Mills, 74, member of the Canadian Brass for 24 years and founding member of the American Symphony Orchestra, died Monday in a car accident in Georgia, He also was principal trumpet for the New York City Opera, and played with the National Art Centre Orchestra in Canada and the New York City Ballet Orchestra.

[http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-obit-mills-tabsep10,0,7180306.story](http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-obit-mills-tabsep10,0,7180306.story)

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