# The Celebrity Death Pool 2010

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2010/519574>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** death-pool\
**Created:** [December 1, 2009, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2010/519574 "2009-12-01T11:44:21Z")\
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**Author:** ![amarone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@amarone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarone)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2010/519574/1 "2009-12-01T11:44:21Z")

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Here we go for 2010. The rules are as before, but with one change to eligibility of picks - people famous solely for being ill or for actions associated with their illness (e.g. charity walks) are not permitted. See next post for more details as to how this will be administered.

Please note my request at the bottom of the post that you submit your list in a specific format.  
\*\*The Rules: \*\*

1. You pick 13 celebrities (that’s thirteen, not ten) whom you predict will die within the calendar year 2010. If any of your celebrities dies, you score 100 points minus their age at death. Whoever has the most points at the end of the year wins the undying _snort_ admiration of the SDMB.

2. All picks must be time- and date-stamped by midnight Chicago time, Dec. 31st, 2009. (That’s U.S. Central time, which is six hours behind Greenwich.)

3. Valid picks are not:

a. already dead  
b. a fictional character  
c. non-human  
d. under age 18 at death  
e. a registered member of the SDMB, 'cause that would be weird  
f. political prisoners, 'cause we’re macabre but not THAT macabre.  
g. famous solely as a result of their illness or associated actions/events.

1. You can pick people who are 100 or more years old but you won’t score points for them. See the “Quantity Not Quality” award, below.

2. If we are uncertain about the celebrity’s age at death, we will go by the higher age (lower score).

3. Your picks must specify a name: listing “anybody from [the cast of your most hated TV show or boy band]” as a pick will be ignored.

4. Persons under sentence of death will be valid for scoring points only if they die by means other than official execution.

5. Any poster who kills or otherwise contributes to the death of any celebrity mentioned in this thread is disqualified. It’s just a game, people. The only exceptions to this rule would be deaths caused by those posters serving as members of the police or armed forces of any country, in the line of duty.

6. Editing your choices: be careful! You can make changes to your list before the end of the year, but it has to be clear which names are your final choices. You may submit one or more “alternates” with your list in the event that one of your picks dies during December 2009, or submit an alternate after the death of the original pick, as long as this is posted by Dec 31, 2009. If you do not submit a name, I will submit the rest. You can have no more than 13 picks. If you pick more than 13, or if any of your picks is otherwise invalid, I may ask for clarification. Otherwise, I will submit the first 13 names on your list. Do me a favor: check twice, post once.

We have no rule about submissions having to be unique, despite claims of “copying” anyone else’s list. We will just turn up our noses at you if you do this. Sharing news of celebrities in ill health and whatnot is up to individual posters.

We have no rule about valid SDMB memberships (disqualifying members who have been banned). If you submit a list and then change your username at some point, please post this news on the thread so I know who you are.

We have no rule about what constitutes “celebrity,” because it makes our heads hurt to think about this.

Spelling counts! Please try to spell celebrities’ names correctly.

Some celebrities have common, identical or similar names. It is helpful to be specific.  
**Additional awards:**

The “Quantity Not Quality” Award: to be awarded to the poster or posters who pick the greatest number of celebrities who died, regardless of their actual point value.

The “Inside Track With the Grim Reaper” Award: to be awarded to the poster or posters who had the most unique picks that died.

The “Opening Kickoff” Award: to be awarded to the poster or posters who pick the first listed celebrity to die in 2010.

The “Final Hours” Award: to be awarded to the poster or posters who pick the last listed celebrity to die in 2010.  
**List Format**

I have a spreadsheet that allows me to post updated standings quickly and produce various other statistics. The pain is “loading” the data into the sheet. I can do each list in a single cut and paste if you use the following format and guidelines: present a plain, unnumbered list that contains just the celebrities’ most commonly used names (e.g. use “Al Gore”, not “Albert Gore”), correctly spelled. If anyone is known by initials, include a period and a space after each. Soas an example, it would be:

O. J. Simpson  
Ronnie Biggs  
Fidel Castro  
Farrah Fawcett  
Dan Fogelberg  
Jane McGrath  
Magnus Magnusson  
Tammy Faye Messner  
Benny Parsons  
Suzanne Pleshette  
Ariel Sharon  
Yuri Shtern  
Chuck Strahl  
However, I know that many of you like to include commentary within your lists, such as:

George “the younger” Bush  
Yogi Berra, baseballer/malaproper, because it ain’t over till it’s over.

That is fine - it adds to the entertainment. But if you do that, please also include the list again in plain format for me to copy & paste.  
Have fun, you bunch of fellow sickos.

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**Author:** ![amarone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@amarone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarone)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2010/519574/2 "2009-12-01T11:45:24Z")

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Here are further details on the rule change to not allow people who would be unknown but for their illness/injury. For someone to be valid, there needs to be online evidence of their celebrity status separate from (and preferably before) their illness.

Any poster nominating a person about whom they have doubts should also submit alternates, and request a ruling by January 7. I will make a decision, possibly including throwing it open for vote. If the nominee is vetoed, the first alternate is used.

You can ask for a ruling before December 31, but note that I am a player too, so you may be giving me information about a good pick.

After January 7, a nominee can be challenged by any other player (including me), and if s/he is vetoed, is not replaced by an alternate. I want to minimize the chances that the decision could be colored by a change of “status” of the alternate.

I do realize that this process requires me to take exactly the sort of decision that I am avoiding for candidates in general, i.e. determining whether someone is a celebrity. However, I think it is worth it. Otherwise, we get a bunch of entries like this, which hardly fits the definition of a Celebrity Death Pool.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2010/519574/3 "2009-12-01T14:18:37Z")

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It’s time to do the Death Pool.  
It’s the Straight Dope’s sickest thread.  
If you’re a drama queen  
Make a list of the thirteen  
Folks that you wish dead.

It’s time to do the Death Pool,  
And if you think it’s grim.  
When you hear someone’s dead  
First thought in your head:  
Well, who had her or him?

And though you wish them dead  
Killing them is lame.  
You’ll be disqualified  
Folks, it’s just a game.

And if everyone on your list dies,  
You’ll say with a grin:  
I’ve defeated the odds,  
I deserve a few nods.  
And furthermore–I WIN!  
Alan Alda  
Barbara Bush (the elder)  
Courtney Cox  
Donna Dixon  
Emilo Estavez  
Fannie Flagg  
Gloria Gaynor  
Helen Hunt  
Joe Jonas  
Kristin Kreuk  
Lyndsey Lohan  
Marilyn Manson  
Nick Nolte

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**Author:** ![amarone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@amarone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarone)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2010/519574/4 "2009-12-01T14:22:53Z")

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Surely you could find an “I”? I offer you Ivana Trump. Or Ivanka.

Nice poem!

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2010/519574/5 "2009-12-01T14:25:01Z")

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> [@amarone](#):
>
> Surely you could find an “I”? I offer you Ivana Trump. Or Ivanka.
> 
> Nice poem!

Thank you.. I’ve always thought that rule #7 was hysterically funny, and I was glad I could work it in.

You didn’t notice the matching initials? I couldn’t find an “I.I.” and Google was no help.

And I am honored to be first in the Death Pool.

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**Author:** ![amarone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@amarone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarone)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2010/519574/6 "2009-12-01T14:26:30Z")

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> [@Annie-Xmas](#):
>
> Thank you.. I’ve always thought that rule #7 was hysterically funny, and I was glad I could work it in.
> 
> You didn’t notice the matching initials? I couldn’t find an “I.I.” and Google was no help.

Ah - the fact that both initials were the same went over my head.

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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2010/519574/7 "2009-12-01T14:45:06Z")

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I’m in!

1. Muhammed Ali (boxer)
2. Art Donovan (former NFL player, Baltimore Colts)
3. Brooks Robinson (Baltimore Oriole)
4. Merle Haggard (country singer)
5. Pat Robertson (of the 700 Club)
6. Nancy Reagan (former First Lady)
7. Nick Carter (of The Backstreet Boys)
8. Paul Michael Glaser (actor, Starsky & Hutch)
9. Jerry Lewis (actor, telethon guy)
10. David Hasselhoff (actor, Baywatch)
11. Bob Barker (The Price Is Right)
12. Kirk Douglas (actor)
13. Elizabeth Taylor (actress)

Alternates:

1. Maura Tierney (actress, ER)
2. Jimmy Carter (former President)
3. Queen Elizabeth of England

Plain List:

Muhammed Ali  
Art Donovan  
Brooks Robinson  
Merle Haggard  
Pat Robertson  
Nancy Reagan  
Nick Carter  
Paul Michael Glaser  
Jerry Lewis  
David Hasselhoff  
Bob Barker  
Kirk Douglas  
Elizabeth Taylor

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2010/519574/8 "2009-12-01T14:48:05Z")

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> [@amarone](#):
>
> Ah - the fact that both initials were the same went over my head.

Good whoosh. And I’m glad, cause it got me to name Nick Nolte, who looks half-dead anyways.

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**Author:** ![Borborygmi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/borborygmi/32/217_2.png) [@Borborygmi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Borborygmi)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2010/519574/9 "2009-12-01T14:54:27Z")

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Ha! Pretty slick, **Annie**!

Per usual I expect to be busy around the holidays and since I just organized my notes whatnot, I might as well post now:

1. [Russell Johnson](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell_Johnson), b. November 10, 1924. Actor.
2. [Jack Kevorkian](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Kevorkian), b. May 26, 1928. Doctor.
3. [George Steinbrenner](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Steinbrenner), b. July 4, 1930. Businessman.
4. [Elizabeth Taylor](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_Taylor), b. February 27, 1932. Actress.
5. [Garrick Utley](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garrick_Utley), b. November 19, 1939. Journalist.
6. [Stephen Hawking](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Hawking), b. January 8, 1942. Physicist.
7. [Muhammad Ali](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muhammad_Ali), b. January 17, 1942. Boxer.
8. [Aretha Franklin](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aretha_Franklin), b. March 25, 1942. Musician.
9. [Roger Ebert](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Ebert), b. June 18, 1942. Film Critic.
10. [Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed Al Megrahi](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abdelbaset_Ali_Mohmed_Al_Megrahi), b. April 1, 1952. Convicted terrorist.
11. [Steve Jobs](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Jobs), b. February 24, 1955. Businessman.
12. [Orlando Thomas](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orlando_Thomas), b. October 21, 1972. Football player.
13. [Amy Winehouse](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Winehouse), b. September 14, 1983. Musician.

Alt1. [Kim Jong-il](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kim_Jong-il), b. February 16, 1941. Dictator.  
Alt2. [Chuck Berry](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Berry), b. October 18, 1926. Musician.  
Alt3. [Fidel Castro](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fidel_Castro), b. August 13, 1926. Dictator.

Adding a few death pool staples this year, thus ensuring their continued existence, and bumping down Kim Jong-il and Fidel Castro to alternates, presumably sealing their fates. Thanks so much for running the pool again, **amarone**.

Plain list:

Russell Johnson  
Jack Kevorkian  
George Steinbrenner  
Elizabeth Taylor  
Garrick Utley  
Stephen Hawking  
Muhammad Ali  
Aretha Franklin  
Roger Ebert  
Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed Al Megrahi  
Steve Jobs  
Orlando Thomas  
Amy Winehouse

Kim Jong-il  
Chuck Berry  
Fidel Castro

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**Author:** ![KennerTheGreat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a8b319/32.png) [@KennerTheGreat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KennerTheGreat)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2010/519574/10 "2009-12-01T15:48:04Z")

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Pat Burns  
Robert Byrd  
Stephen Hawking  
Morley Safer  
Stan Musial  
Duke Snider  
Jean Kennedy Smith  
Emile Bouchard  
Jacques Parizeau  
Margaret Thatcher  
Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh  
Arnold Palmer  
George Steinbrenner

Alternates:  
Elmer Lach  
Grace Slick

Notes:  
Pat Burns–former NHL coach  
Robert Byrd–U.S. Senator  
Stephen Hawking–physicist  
Morley Safer–60 Minutes correspondent  
Stan Musial–Baseball HOFer  
Duke Snider–Baseball HOFer  
Jean Kennedy Smith–former Ambassador, JFK sibling  
Emile Bouchard–Hockey HOFer  
Jacques Parizeau–former Premier of Quebec  
Margaret Thatcher–former British PM  
Philip, Duke of Edinburgh–Consort of Queen Elizabeth II  
Arnold Palmer–golfer, mixed drink namesake (half ice tea, half lemonade)  
George Steinbrenner–New York Yankees owner

Elmer Lach–Hockey HOFer  
Grace Slick–Jefferson Airplane/Starship frontwoman

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**Author:** ![amarone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@amarone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarone)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2010/519574/11 "2009-12-01T15:58:27Z")

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> [@Annie-Xmas](#):
>
> I couldn’t find an “I.I.” and Google was no help.

Let us see if I can redeem myself with Google fu: [Iain Irwin-Powell](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0694136/).

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**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2010/519574/12 "2009-12-01T18:03:42Z")

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Excellent! It’s that time of year again! I am suspiciously hoarding my picks until the last moment, or at least a moment that is closer to the last moment than this moment is, but am nonetheless looking forward to the festivities!  
God, this is morbid.

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**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2010/519574/13 "2009-12-01T18:13:40Z")

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I’ll really have to get to work. I am among those who have no points for 2009. It was my first attempt, but still . . . surely _somebody_ could have obliged me? Sharon Stone, no offense, but did you really have to get your swine flu shot?

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**Author:** ![The\_Universe\_Lashes\_Out](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8797f3/32.png) [@The\_Universe\_Lashes\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Universe_Lashes_Out)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2010/519574/14 "2009-12-01T19:40:11Z")

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Kurt Angle  
Adam Copeland  
Ron Wayne Farris  
Oscar Gutierrez  
Scott Hall  
Booker Huffman  
Ed Leslie  
Marty Jannetty  
Randy Orton  
Ken Patera  
Roddy Piper  
Randy Savage  
James Ware

notes:  
Adam Copeland also known as Edge  
Ron Wayne Farris also known as the Honky Tonk Man  
Oscar Gutierrez also known as Rey Mysterio  
Booker Huffman also known as Booker T.  
Ed Leslie also known as Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake  
James Ware also known as Koko B. Ware

alternates:

Shane Helms  
Vince McMahon  
Ricky Steamboat  
Kevin Nash  
Bret Hart

notes:  
Shane Helms also known as The Hurricane

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**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2010/519574/15 "2009-12-01T22:59:28Z")

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Seve Ballesteros  
Roger Ebert  
Andrew Lloyd Weber  
Barack Obama  
Darlene Cates  
Ryan Oneil  
Steven Hawking  
Steve Jobs  
Mohammed Ali  
David Hasselhoff  
Orlando Thomas  
Jaoquin Phoenix  
Robin Williams

alt. Don Imus  
Liz Taylor  
Bobby Brown

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**Author:** ![malkavia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malkavia/32/5621_2.png) [@malkavia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malkavia)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2009, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2010/519574/16 "2009-12-01T23:39:09Z")

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Dennis Hopper  
Amy Winehouse  
George Steinbrenner  
Fidel Castro  
Bob Barker  
Elizabeth Taylor  
Dick Cheney  
Elizabeth Edwards  
Sharon Osborne  
Jim J Bullock  
Owen Wilson  
OJ Simpson  
Courtney Love

Alt 1.George Wendt  
Alt 2.Pope Benedict XVI

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**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2010/519574/17 "2009-12-02T00:01:15Z")

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Vernon Baker  
John W. Finn  
Tibor Rubin  
Amy Winehouse  
Harry Morgan  
Kim Jong-Il  
Ernest Borgnine  
Tim Conway  
Kirk Douglas  
Olivia de Haviland  
Joan Fontaine  
Shirley Temple Black  
Lindsay Lohan

For alternates, I’ll nominate

Robert E. Simanek  
Robert Mugabe  
Fidel Castro

As last year, I’m starting with a selection of Medal of Honor honorees, then going mostly to Hollywood/entertainment for the rest. With the exception of Kim Jong-Il, who is worth more points than the former dictator I’d had on the list: Fidel Castro.

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**Author:** ![Andrew\_21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bcef8e/32.png) [@Andrew\_21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andrew_21)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2010/519574/18 "2009-12-02T00:57:50Z")

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> [@Annie-Xmas](#):
>
> I couldn’t find an “I.I.” and Google was no help.

[Ion Iliescu](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ion_Iliescu)

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2010/519574/19 "2009-12-02T05:05:34Z")

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> [@amarone](#):
>
> **Additional awards:**
> 
> The “Quantity Not Quality” Award: to be awarded to the poster or posters who pick the greatest number of celebrities who died, regardless of their actual point value.
> 
> The “Inside Track With the Grim Reaper” Award: to be awarded to the poster or posters who had the most unique picks that died.
> 
> The “Opening Kickoff” Award: to be awarded to the poster or posters who pick the first listed celebrity to die in 2010.
> 
> The “Final Hours” Award: to be awarded to the poster or posters who pick the last listed celebrity to die in 2010.

Still no love for the **Robbing the Cradle Award**?

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2009, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2010/519574/20 "2009-12-02T07:48:11Z")

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Helen Hunt, Annie? Hugh Hefner’s 83 and is rumored to be in poor health.

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