# The Celebrity Death Pool 2010

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**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** death-pool\
**Created:** [December 1, 2009, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2010/519574 "2009-12-01T11:44:21Z")\
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**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2010/519574/281 "2009-12-30T03:00:35Z")

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And again, more and more people that I thought had kicked the bucket.

Jim J Bullock, from the 80s or so version of Hollywood Squares?!

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2010/519574/282 "2009-12-30T03:07:18Z")

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> [@Meeko](#):
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> Jim J Bullock, from the 80s or so version of Hollywood Squares?!

And IMO, the underrated _ **Too Close for Comfort** _, as Monroe.

Please don’t tell me there is another one!

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**Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2010/519574/283 "2009-12-30T06:13:56Z")

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Okay, let’s try this one more time:

Ronnie Biggs  
Pat Burns  
Fidel Castro  
Pete Doherty  
Roger Ebert  
Elizabeth Edwards  
Blake Fielder-Civil  
Whitney Houston  
Courtney Love  
Kate Moss  
Zelda Rubenstein  
Orlando Thomas  
Amy Winehouse

Alternates (in order) if any of my picks die before 1-1-10 or are otherwise ineligible:  
Maura Tierney  
Ariel Sharon  
David Hasselhoff  
Angelina Jolie  
Tiger Woods  
Nicole Richie

In case there’s any questions of identity:  
Ronnie Biggs (b 8-8-29 - criminal)  
Pat Burns (b 4-4-52 - hockey coach)  
Fidel Castro (b 8-13-26 - Cuban dictator)  
Pete Doherty (b 3-12-79 - musician)  
Roger Ebert (b 6-18-42 - film critic)  
Elizabeth Edwards (b 7-3-49 - wife of politician John Edwards)  
Blake Fielder-Civil (birthdate in dispute - former husband of Amy Winehouse)  
David Hasselhoff (b 7-17-52 - actor)  
Whitney Houston (b 8-9-63 - singer)  
Angelina Jolie (b 6-4-75 - actress)  
Courtney Love (b 7-9-64 - musician)  
Kate Moss (b 1-16-74 - model)  
Nicole Richie (b 9-21-81 - no idea what she does for a living)  
Zelda Rubenstein (birthdate in dispute - actress)  
Ariel Sharon (b 2-26-28 - former Israeli Prime Minister)  
Orlando Thomas (b 11-21-72 - football player)  
Maura Tierney (b 2-3-65 - actress)  
Amy Winehouse (b 9-14-83 - singer)  
Tiger Woods (b 12-30-75 - golfer)

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**Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2010/519574/284 "2009-12-30T08:27:36Z")

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Time to dust off last year’s list, with a few changes:

Orlando Thomas  
Jeff Conaway  
Andy Dick  
Amy Winehouse  
Paul Gascoigne  
Owen Wilson  
Seve Ballasteros  
David Hasselhoff  
Lindsay Lohan  
Steve Jobs  
Britney Spears  
Dennis Ferguson  
Terry Pratchett

Alternates  
OJ Simpson  
Tiger Woods

Notes:  
[Dennis Ferguson](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Ferguson) is a convicted paedophile, having difficulty finding a place to live  
[Paul Gascoigne](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Gascoigne) is a former England footballer

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**Author:** ![amarone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@amarone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarone)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2010/519574/285 "2009-12-30T12:11:14Z")

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> [@koufax](#):
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> All 13 members of the LOS ANGELES LAKERS in a plane crash in an Iowa corn field.

Not sure if that is meant to be a serious entry, but if so, I need names.

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**Author:** ![amarone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@amarone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarone)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2010/519574/286 "2009-12-30T12:32:53Z")

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> [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
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> I was thinking there are a lot of repeat names – it seems more than last year but I’m just guessing. Either we all did similar research, or we’re all ripping off the same names from the early posters.

We are running at 69% of picks are unique. Last year 67% were unique in total, i.e. for the whole year, not just entries up to Dec 29.

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**Author:** ![HeyHomie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heyhomie/32/207_2.png) [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2010/519574/287 "2009-12-30T13:13:41Z")

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This post is an almost word-for-word repeat of last year’s post.

In four or so years of doing, this, I’ve had exactly ONE celebrity knock off. Here’s hoping 2010 is my breakout year.

WITH COMMENT (Plain-text list to follow):

**There’s a bullet (or bomb or shiv or whatever) with their name on it:**

1. Osama bin Laden, b. 1957.
2. Bernie Madoff, b. 1938.
3. Hamid Karzai, b. 1957.

**Age and/or illness is bound to catch up with them sooner or later:**

1. Kim Jong-Il, b. 1941.
2. Woody Allen, b. 1935.
3. Bob Barker, b. 1923.
4. Roger Ebert, b. 1942.
5. Jerry Lewis, b. 1926.

**May soon hasten the Sweet Release of Death, by their own hand:**

1. Dustin Diamond, b. 1977.
2. Jose Canseco, b. 1964.

**The Grim Reaper comes to collect after years of drugs, partying, and living life on the edge:**

1. Lindsey Lohan, b. 1986.
2. Boy George, b. 1961.
3. Pete Doherty, b. 1979.

PLAIN LIST

Osama bin Laden  
Bernie Madoff  
Hamid Karzai  
Kim Jong-Il  
Woody Allen  
Bob Barker  
Roger Ebert  
Jerry Lewis  
Dustin Diamond  
Jose Canseco  
Lindsey Lohan  
Boy George  
Pete Doherty

Alternates

Amy Winehouse  
Jean-Claude Van Damme  
Barack Obama

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**Author:** ![Foma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/77aa72/32.png) [@Foma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Foma)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2010/519574/288 "2009-12-30T14:16:05Z")

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First time participant!

**Old and/or Enfeebled:**  
Jimmy Carter (former president)  
John Paul Stevens (current SCOTUS judge)  
Red Schoendienst (Former baseball player)  
Joe Paterno (College football coach)  
Fidel Castro (lounge singer, dancer, Cuban politician)  
Stephen Hawking (scientist)

**Fat and/or Drugs:**  
George Wendt (Nooooorm!)  
Rush Limbaugh (pundit)

**Wishful Thinking:**  
Ben Gibbard (Death Cab for Cutie lead; he’s also hogging Zooey Deschanel)  
Mark Mangino (Former college football coach and renowned tubbo; also, as a Mizzou alum, I was obliged to pick him or Bill Self)

**Wildcard:**  
David Letterman (late night host)  
Danny Bonaduce (actor)  
Verne Troyer (actor)

**Alternates**  
John Madden  
Sandra Day O’Connor  
John Travolta

Plain List:

Jimmy Carter  
John Paul Stevens  
Red Schoendienst  
Joe Paterno  
Fidel Castro  
Stephen Hawking  
George Wendt  
Rush Limbaugh  
Ben Gibbard  
Mark Mangino  
David Letterman  
Danny Bonaduce  
Verne Troyer

alts:  
John Madden  
Sandra Day O’Connor  
John Travolta

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**Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2010/519574/289 "2009-12-30T16:21:39Z")

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> [@notfrommensa](#):
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> And IMO, the underrated _ **Too Close for Comfort** _, as Monroe.
> 
> Please don’t tell me there is another one!

Born James Jackson Bullock in Casper, Wyoming, Bullock was raised in Odessa, Texas. He became a notable entertainment figure in the 1980s when he co-starred on sitcom Too Close for Comfort (credited as “Jm J. Bullock”) and was a regular “square” on John Davidson’s updated version of Hollywood Squares (1986-1989), also substituting for Davidson as host on occasion. He later became a semi-regular on ALF (from 1989–1990 as Neal Tanner).

And he was also on a Nickelodeon live action show for a while.

From 2004 to 2007, he had a recurring role as Mr. Monroe, a teacher at the fictional James K. Polk Middle School on the Nickelodeon live action sitcom Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide.  
So, there is not another one. Just the first time I heard the name, was on Hollywood Squares. [How I miss when USA network had Game shows, and GSN had better game shows.]

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**Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2010/519574/290 "2009-12-30T18:43:51Z")

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I follow this thread with interest each year but never enter.

It has to be said that you guys/gals sure are one morbid bunch 😃

But hey, it’s fun, right?

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**Author:** ![koufax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7ea924/32.png) [@koufax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koufax)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2010/519574/291 "2009-12-30T18:52:21Z")

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> [@amarone](#):
>
> Not sure if that is meant to be a serious entry, but if so, I need names.

ok, what the hell, it IS the 50th anniversary of the first corn field incident:

Ron Artest  
Shannon Brown  
Kobe Bryant  
Andrew Bynum  
Jordan Farmar  
Derek Fisher  
Pau Gasol  
Didier Ilunga-Mbenga  
Adam Morrison  
Lamar Odom  
Josh Powell  
Sasha Vujacic  
Luke Walton

Alternates:  
Julie Nixon Eisenhower  
Amy Carter Wentzel  
Dustin Diamond (Screech)

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**Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2010/519574/292 "2009-12-30T20:02:19Z")

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> [@koufax](#):
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> Pau Gasol  
> Didier Ilunga-Mbenga  
> Lamar Odom  
> Sasha Vujacic

I think you fell asleep onto your keyboard.

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**Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2010/519574/293 "2009-12-30T21:09:07Z")

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Lets do this thing:

1. Randy Travis - Singer
2. Paul Allen - Bazillionaire
3. Kathryn Joosten - Actress
4. Ernie Harwell - Sportscaster
5. Teresa Heinz - Heiress, wife of John Kerry
6. Al Davis - Oakland Raiders Owner
7. John Madden - NFL Commentator
8. Courtney Love - Singer, trainwreck
9. Roger Ebert - Film Critic
10. Urban Meyer - Football Coach
11. Abdel Baset al-Megrahi - Lockerbie Bomber
12. Zelda Rubinstein - Actress (and low-hanging fruit)
13. Reverend Donald Wildmon - Raging Douchebag

Alternates:

1. Harley Race - Wrestler
2. Muhammad Ali - Boxer

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Randy Travis  
Paul Allen  
Kathryn Joosten  
Ernie Harwell  
Teresa Heinz  
Al Davis  
John Madden  
Courtney Love  
Roger Ebert  
Urban Meyer  
Abdel Baset al-Megrahi  
Zelda Rubinstein  
Reverend Donald Wildmon

Alternates:  
Harley Race  
Muhammad Ali

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**Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2010/519574/294 "2009-12-30T21:13:42Z")

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My humble submissions for 2010:

Ozzy Osbourne  
Bill Wyman  
Dwayne Michael Carter, Jr.–aka “Lil’ Wayne”  
Amy Winehouse  
Jack Nicholson  
Bernie Madoff  
Jimmy Carter  
Mary Carey–porn star  
Queen Elizabeth II  
Offer “Vince” Shlomi–aka “the Sham Wow guy”  
Joe Francis–of Girls Gone Wild fame  
John McCain  
Marshall Mathers–aka Eminem  
Ozzy Osbourne  
Bill Wyman  
Dwayne Michael Carter, Jr.  
Amy Winehouse  
Jack Nicholson  
Bernie Madoff  
Jimmy Carter  
Mary Carey  
Queen Elizabeth II  
Offer Shlomi  
Joe Francis  
John McCain  
Marshall Mathers

Alternates  
Katie Holmes  
Hugh Hefner

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**Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2010/519574/295 "2009-12-30T21:51:31Z")

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Right, here we go for another round!

Gough Whitlam – former Australian Prime Minister  
Bob Hawke - former Australian Prime Minister  
Hazel Hawke – Ex-wife of former Australian Prime Minister  
Lauren Bacall – Screen legend  
Pete Doherty – Babyshambolic train wreck  
Amy Winehouse – Shambolic train wreck  
Sheila Scotter – Ex editor of Vogue Magazine and notable Australian socialite  
Jim Steynes – Australian Rules football legend  
Eddie Van Halen – Smokin’ guitar Og  
Ernest Borgnine – Screen Legend  
Kirk Douglas – Screen Legend  
Robert Mugabe – Can’t say it. Too rude. Rhymes with “punt”  
Fidel Castro – Cuban

Clean list:

Gough Whitlam  
Bob Hawke  
Hazel Hawke  
Lauren Bacall  
Pete Doherty  
Amy Winehouse  
Sheila Scotter  
Jim Steynes  
Eddie Van Halen  
Ernest Borgnine  
Kirk Douglas  
Robert Mugabe  
Fidel Castro

Alternates:  
Courtney Love  
Elizabeth Taylor

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**Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2010/519574/296 "2009-12-30T22:25:15Z")

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Most of mine are repeats from last year (I mean, some of these guys gotta go sometime!).

Billy Graham  
Fidel Castro  
Kim Jong-Il  
Muhammad Ali\*  
Elizabeth Taylor  
Nancy Reagan  
Harry Morgan  
Merle Haggard  
Ralph Stanley  
Hugo Chavez  
Michael Moore  
Elizabeth Edwards  
Steve Jobs

Alternates:

Dick Cheney  
Rush Limbaugh  
Dick Clark

- the boxer formerly known as Cassius Clay

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**Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2010/519574/297 "2009-12-30T22:44:24Z")

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Here we go - should need no intoduction to this selection.

Dick Cheney  
Dick Cheney  
Dick Cheney  
**…must….start……again……**  
Dick Cheney  
Karl Rove  
Karl Rove  
**…blast…reboot……reboot**

Main List:

Dick Cheney  
Karl Rove  
G. Gordon Liddy  
Lewis “Scotter” Libby  
Douglas J. Feith  
Richard Perle  
John R. Bolton  
Donald Rumsfeld  
Oliver North  
Paul Wolfowitz  
John Ashcroft  
Alberto Gonzales  
Henry Kissinger

Mark Sanford  
John Ensign  
Saxby Chambliss

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**Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2010/519574/298 "2009-12-30T23:50:48Z")

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> [@chowder](#):
>
> I follow this thread with interest each year but never enter.
> 
> It has to be said that you guys/gals sure are one morbid bunch 😃
> 
> But hey, it’s fun, right?

But who is more morbid, the ones that play or those that sit on the sideline and cheer? :dubious: 😃

> [@smithsb](#):
>
> Here we go - should need no intoduction to this selection.
> 
> Dick Cheney  
> Dick Cheney  
> Dick Cheney  
> **…must….start…..again…..**  
> Dick Cheney  
> Karl Rove  
> Karl Rove  
> **…blast…reboot…..reboot**
> 
> Main List:
> 
> Dick Cheney  
> Karl Rove  
> G. Gordon Liddy  
> Lewis “Scotter” Libby  
> Douglas J. Feith  
> Richard Perle  
> John R. Bolton  
> Donald Rumsfeld  
> Oliver North  
> Paul Wolfowitz  
> John Ashcroft  
> Alberto Gonzales  
> Henry Kissinger
> 
> Mark Sanford  
> John Ensign  
> Saxby Chambliss

I think I detect a certain amountof wishful thinking here. The good news for those gentlemen is, you don’t get points if you do anything that helps them along. 😃 OTOH, if you ran into them hanging off the side of a cliff, nothing in the rules says you have to actually help them to safety. 😃

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**Post date:** [December 31, 2009, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2010/519574/299 "2009-12-31T00:20:39Z")

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> [@Lok](#):
>
> But who is more morbid, the ones that play or those that sit on the sideline and cheer?

Where is that quote from, _Julius Caesar? Richard III?_

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**Post date:** [December 31, 2009, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2010/519574/300 "2009-12-31T01:03:41Z")

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Born in 1925

Dorothy Malone  
Hal Holbrook  
George Kennedy  
George Cole  
Yogi Berra  
John Neville  
Tony Curtis  
Honor Blackman  
B. B. King  
Margaret Thatcher  
Angela Lansbury  
Jonathon Winters  
Dick Van Dyke

Alternate:  
Farley Granger

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