Alright, I’ve been giving it some thought, and I’m renouncing my leeching ways. Mostly because I don’t have a clue who Pat Burns, Kurt Angle,Vernon Baker or Connie Newton Needham are. So I’m going back to my losing … or possibly Nostrodamus like … ways of only picking relatively young and ostensibly fit celbrities. Going for the Holy Shit! factor.
In fact, I think I’ll use a method. Each celebrity will be born on the first of a month. All months will be represented. And a final 13th pick will just be a crazy, kooky, devil-may-care, jejuene, all bets are off, wild-card, random, I don’t even know what ‘jejuene’ means, off the top of my head, spontaneous, nutsy pick.
New list (with age they will be in 2010):
Jan 1: Verne Troyer (41), actor (there are no small roles, only small actors … heh heh)
Feb 1: Phil Ivey (34), professional poker player
Mar 1: Mark-Paul Gosselaar (36), actor, won’t be Saved by the Bell
Apr 1: Joe Francis, (37) professional ogler (Girls Gone Wild [for alcohol and weed])
May 1: Wes Welker (29), New England Patriot (football, not MinuteMen)
Jun 1: Alanis Morissette (36), singer, and wouldn’t *that *be ironic … don’t you think?
Jul 1: Forrest Griffin (31), UFC fighter and all around bad-ass.
Aug 1: Tempestt Bledsoe (37), ex-Cosby kid, current Taco Bell manager for all I know.
Sep 1: Scott Speedman (35), actor, who’ve I’ve never really heard of but there aren’t a lot of young famous people born on September 1st.
Oct 1: Zach Galifianakis(41), actor / piano playing comedian
Nov 1: Coco Crisp (31), baseball player with coolest name ever
Dec 1: Jared Fogle (33), ex-fat-guy, Subway shill.
And what the hell, for the wild card we may as well go for the big Holy Shit: Barack Hussein Obama (49), politician.
If I hit all of these, I will score 830 points! Top that!
Clean list to follow…