The Celebrity Death Pool 2010

Well, she’s apparently asked for last rites now.

I swear, am I the only one who has been silently comparing her last week to the beginning of Monty Python and the Holy Grail? (although frankly, her last 20 years has been one big MP sketch…)

“Bring out yer dead!”
“I’m not dead”
“here, 'e says 'e’s not dead”
“Well, 'e will be soon, 'e’s very ill”
“I’m getting better!”
“You’re not fooling anyone y’know. Look, isn’t there sumptin’ you can do?”
(Whack)
“Thanks!”
“No problem. See you on Thursday”

Sigh… must be time for my quarterly “I’m gonna burn in hell” moment… :slight_smile:

I wish he’d play; it was really something to read his list on January 1st and know with certainty that these people were doomed.

Michael Douglas has a tumor in his throat.

I think he’ll recover, though. His Dad is still around, too, by the way.

Jack Burns cannot die. :slight_smile:

James Kilpatrick dead at 89.

36 points! YAY me!

I think I had a unique pick with him. I used to love to read his column in our paper.

you did.

Bobby Thompson, NY Giant Baseball Player and hit the “shot heard around the World” is dead at age 86.

“The Giants win the Pennant”
“The Giants win the Pennant”
“The Giants win the Pennant”
“The Giants win the Pennant”
“The Giants win the Pennant”

Celebrity plastic surgeon Frank Ryan has died:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100817/ap_on_en_ot/us_obit_frank_ryan

He did 10 procedures in one day on Heidi Montag earler this year.

10 procedures in a day! That CANNOT be safe. I’m calling suicide. Any takers?

Well, he did die by his own hand - but it was accidental - he apparently was tweeting about his dog (in the car next to him) when he went off a cliff. The dog survived, tho…

Zsa Zsa Watch Update:

Now … she’s from Transylvania, right?

General Skandar Akbar, aka Jim Wehba, has passed away. I didn’t have him on my list, but someone may have…

Harold Connolly, the gold medalist in the hammer throw in the Melbourne Olympics of 1956, has died at the age of 79. Connolly also made headlines that year for his pursuit of Czechoslovakia’s Olga Fikotová, who took the gold in the discus. The two were married in Prague in 1957, but eventually divorced after having four children. One son, James, was the NCAA decathlon champion while representing UCLA in 1987.

Darn! My favorite Stargazer is gone!

Jack Horkheimer

Keep looking up!

I will Jack, I will.

God Speed! :frowning:

Damn, I loved that program, even if he did have the worst toupee in the galaxy.

Wow.

I ALWAYS meant to double check when his show came on. I loved it when I caught it by random chance.

+1 to “I going to miss him” pile.