# The Celebrity Death Pool 2011

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** death-pool\
**Created:** [December 1, 2010, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523 "2010-12-01T09:16:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 128

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2011, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/2543 "2011-12-09T01:54:16Z")

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> [@Tom\_Scud](#):
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> [Darrell K. Sweet](http://www.sfsite.com/news/2011/12/05/obituary-darrell-k-sweet/) (age 77); you might not know the name, but if you read basically any fantasy novels published in the 80s or 90s (or know anyone who has), you’ve [seen his work](http://images.google.com/search?tbm=isch&hl=en&source=hp&biw=1024&bih=571&q=%22darrell+k+sweet%22&gbv=2&oq=%22darrell+k+sweet%22&aq=f&aqi=g1g-S3&aql=&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=796l3796l0l4046l17l11l0l0l0l0l375l1375l2-1.3l4l0).

One of the best cover illustrators. Fly high on your dragon, sir.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2011, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/2544 "2011-12-09T05:03:10Z")

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[The Joker’s “Godfather”](http://www.nytimes.com/2011/12/09/books/jerry-robinson-godfather-of-a-comic-book-villain-dies-at-89.html) is no more.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2011, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/2545 "2011-12-10T08:57:35Z")

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Dustin Hengst, drummer for the band Damone, is dead at 39.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/2546 "2011-12-14T18:55:57Z")

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[Author Russell Hoban](http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2011/dec/14/russell-hoban-dies-86?newsfeed=true) dead at 86

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**Author:** ![critter42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ba0ec/32.png) [@critter42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/critter42)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2011, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/2547 "2011-12-15T18:54:42Z")

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Comic book legend Joe Simon (the Simon of Simon & Kirby) has [passed away at the ripe old age of 98](http://www.comicsbeat.com/2011/12/15/rip-joe-simon/). At least he finally got to see probably his most famous creation (Captain America) treated with respect on the screen.

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**Author:** ![Gleena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b3f665/32.png) [@Gleena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gleena)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2011, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/2548 "2011-12-16T05:22:02Z")

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[Christopher Hitchens](http://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/2011/12/In-Memoriam-Christopher-Hitchens-19492011)

Goodbye, Hitch. These are points I didn’t really want to get. ☹

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2011, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/2549 "2011-12-16T05:23:37Z")

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Damn, I just put him on next year’s list. Now I need another near death celeb.

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2011, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/2550 "2011-12-16T05:39:41Z")

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I also fell sorry to see him go, but he got me 38 points.

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**Author:** ![iamnotbatman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/858c86/32.png) [@iamnotbatman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamnotbatman)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2011, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/2551 "2011-12-16T07:20:28Z")

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Well, [Christopher Hitchens has died](http://www.nytimes.com/2011/12/16/arts/christopher-hitchens-is-dead-at-62-obituary.html?hp). I think he was on my list, but ow, this makes me sad.

ETA: Ops, sorry for redundant post

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2011, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/2552 "2011-12-16T12:12:37Z")

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I was kinda hoping Hitchens’ would last until Easter Sunday, then die. then it would funny.

Sad for the loss, yay for the points.

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2011, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/2553 "2011-12-16T13:20:15Z")

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> [@Gleena](#):
>
> [Christopher Hitchens](http://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/2011/12/In-Memoriam-Christopher-Hitchens-19492011)
> 
> Goodbye, Hitch. These are points I didn’t really want to get. ☹

Shoot! I had him for next year. Wow.

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2011, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/2554 "2011-12-16T14:25:14Z")

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With Hitch buying the farm, I finally get some points on the board.

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**Author:** ![Registered\_at\_Last](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bc79bd/32.png) [@Registered\_at\_Last](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Registered_at_Last)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2011, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/2555 "2011-12-16T15:35:16Z")

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Darn, I was hoping to post that Hitch had met his maker (hehe … come join me in my handbasket … it is very comfy!)

Since we are so close to the end of the year I had to do the calculations … I firmed up my hold on 2nd … but still over 100 points behind **Critical Mass**. And \*\*Amarone \*\*jumped into 3rd place, making a banned winner even less likely. I don’t see any other top 10 changes.

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**Author:** ![critter42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ba0ec/32.png) [@critter42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/critter42)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2011, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/2556 "2011-12-16T15:55:45Z")

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> [@Shirley\_Ujest](#):
>
> I was kinda hoping Hitchens’ would last until Easter Sunday, then die. then it would funny.
> 
> Sad for the loss, yay for the points.

No, funny would be him dying on Good Friday, then COMING BACK on Easter Sunday going “oops, guess I blew that whole God thing, huh?”

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2011, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/2557 "2011-12-16T19:15:38Z")

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**Bandwagon alert.**

**Etta James** – famous for her incredible rendition of “At Last” – is “terminally ill” … so says her live-in doctor … who is now asking fans to pray for the 73-year-old singer.Bandwagon alert -

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2011, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/2558 "2011-12-16T19:32:38Z")

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> [@smithsb](#):
>
> **Bandwagon alert.**
> 
> **Etta James** – famous for her incredible rendition of “At Last” – is “terminally ill” … so says her live-in doctor … who is now asking fans to pray for the 73-year-old singer.Bandwagon alert -

Dammit, I like her.  
Her fate is sealed. ☹

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**Author:** ![Randy\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ee7513/32.png) [@Randy\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Randy_Seltzer)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2011, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/2559 "2011-12-16T19:55:17Z")

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> [@Registered\_at\_Last](#):
>
> I don’t see any other top 10 changes.

I’m not keeping my own database, so I can’t be sure. But I think Hitch propels me into the top 10, thus bumping somebody.

> [@smithsb](#):
>
> **Bandwagon alert.**
> 
> **Etta James** – famous for her incredible rendition of “At Last” – is “terminally ill” … so says her live-in doctor … who is now asking fans to pray for the 73-year-old singer.Bandwagon alert -

Hm. Primarily known for singing a song entitled “At Last.”

I wonder… when she does die, how will people making the announcement in the death pool thread construct their puns? I’m sure we’ll see a huge outpouring of creativity.

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**Author:** ![Registered\_at\_Last](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bc79bd/32.png) [@Registered\_at\_Last](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Registered_at_Last)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2011, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/2560 "2011-12-16T20:03:34Z")

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> [@Randy\_Seltzer](#):
>
> I’m not keeping my own database, so I can’t be sure. But I think Hitch propels me into the top 10, thus bumping somebody.  
> Hm. Primarily known for singing a song entitled “At Last.”
> 
> I wonder… when she does die, how will people making the announcement in the death pool thread construct their puns? I’m sure we’ll see a huge outpouring of creativity.

Sorry \*\*Randy \*\*… I only looked at the top 10, so I missed your vaulting into our lofty realms. Which is why I thank \*\*Amarone \*\*and \*\*Baker \*\*for all the hard work they do/will do!

While I would be thrilled to have a pun made at my expense (I would feel like I had really arrived) I hope that particular pun is a long time in coming. (well, at least until after January 1st).

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**Author:** ![amarone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@amarone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarone)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2011, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/2561 "2011-12-16T20:22:36Z")

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As we are exactly half way through the final month, here is an interim update following the demise of Christopher Hitchens.

```auto

	Name Points	Number	#unique	Youngest
					
1	Critical Mass 339	7	1	39
2	Registered at Last 230	5	0	39
3	amarone 215	5	2	52
4	gonzomax 190	4	1	27
5	phungi 171	4	0	51
6	Tamex 166	4	0	27
7	Captain Lance Murdoch 161	4	0	51
8	Captain Klutz 159	3	0	27
9	Randy Seltzer 158	4	1	56
10	Borborygmi 155	4	0	27
11	carnivorousplant 152	4	1	39
12	Wheelz 151	4	1	51
13=	NurseCarmen 148	4	0	54
13=	GIGObuster 148	3	0	27
15	Walkabout 147	3	0	39
16=	Boyo Jim 145	4	1	54
16=	Ambihelical Hexnut 145	3	0	27
18	Drain Bead 137	3	0	27
19	Fear Itself 133	3	0	39
20	MsWhatsit 129	4	1	52
21	Anne Elk 120	3	0	27
22	Duckster 119	2	0	27
23=	imthjckaz 117	2	0	27
23=	pohjonen 117	2	0	27
25	Monstera Deliciosa 115	3	0	27
26	VanLandry 113	2	0	27
27	a35362 111	2	0	27
28	Ann Onimous 109	5	1	27
29=	42fish 99	3	0	56
29=	Invisible Chimp 99	2	0	39
31	cadolphin 97	4	0	54
32	Duke 95	2	0	51
33=	Mona Lott 94	2	0	27
33=	racer72 94	2	0	27
35	notfrommensa 90	3	0	54
36	Eleanor of Aquitaine 88	2	0	27
37	Andrew 21 86	3	1	52
38=	iamnotbatman 82	2	0	56
38=	Superbia-acedia 82	2	0	39
40=	Hal Briston 77	3	0	58
40=	Mustardseed 77	2	0	54
40=	Wallet* 77	2	0	54
43	swampbear 74	3	0	54
44=	kunilou 73	3	0	60
44=	tarragon918 73	3	0	60
44=	5 time champ 73	1	0	27
44=	BoilerUp1975 73	1	0	27
44=	Diogenes the Cynic 73	1	0	27
44=	fubbleskag 73	1	0	27
44=	garygnu 73	1	0	27
44=	Little Nemo 73	1	0	27
44=	meghan 73	1	0	27
44=	pkdeez1 73	1	0	27
44=	The Blue-Sighted Shadow 73	1	0	27
55	missred 69	3	0	56
56	Gleena 67	3	0	62
57	Omniscient 66	2	0	60
58=	Only Mostly Dead 65	3	0	60
58=	Jack Batty 65	2	0	56
60=	bowler girl 64	2	0	62
60=	Shirley Ujest 64	2	0	62
62	appleciders 63	2	0	54
63	SpazCat 62	3	1	56
64=	Hockey Monkey 61	1	0	39
64=	VunderBob 61	1	0	39
66=	CowPatty 59	2	1	58
66=	Orange Skinner 59	2	0	62
68	KennerTheGreat 56	2	1	60
69	Sigmagirl 53	2	0	54
70	Spiff 49	1	0	51
71=	Carlos Spicy Weiner 46	1	0	54
71=	HeyHomie 46	1	0	54
71=	Long Time First Time 46	1	0	54
74=	ErinPuff 44	2	1	62
74=	arnesw 44	1	0	56
74=	Jeep's Phoenix 44	1	0	56
77=	amarinth 42	2	0	62
77=	zoog 42	1	0	58
79=	Rico 40	1	0	60
79=	The Vorlon 40	1	0	60
81=	Mahaloth 38	1	0	62
81=	Maus Magill 38	1	0	62
81=	Mehitabel 38	1	0	62
84	Dung Beetle 37	1	0	63
85	Paul in Qatar 36	3	0	79
86=	lexi 29	2	0	79
86=	vivalostwages 29	2	0	79
88=	Kitten Mitten 26	1	0	74
88=	Kolak of Twilo 26	1	0	74
88=	MadTheSwine 26	1	0	74
91=	Cazzle 21	1	0	79
91=	J-P L 21	1	0	79
91=	malkavia 21	1	0	79
91=	Mudshark 21	1	0	79
91=	SpoilerVirgin 21	1	0	79
96=	dwc1970 19	2	1	89
96=	Ms Box 19	2	0	89
98	BACI 17	1	0	83
99=	gwendee 15	2	0	89
99=	anyrose* 15	1	1	85
101	audit1 12	1	0	88
102=	Dolores Reborn 8	1	0	92
102=	fruitbat* 8	1	1	92
104=	Annie-Xmas* 7	1	0	93
104=	lel 7	1	0	93
104=	Raza 7	1	0	93
107	ataraxy22 6	1	1	94
108=	Happy Lendervedder 4	1	0	96
108=	Stink Fish Pot 4	1	0	96
108=	Wallflower 4	1	0	96
111=	Alice The Goon 0	0	0	
111=	Antigen* 0	0	0	
111=	anya marie 0	0	0	
111=	Baker 0	0	0	
111=	Bewildebeest 0	0	0	
111=	BobLibDem 0	0	0	
111=	chizzuk 0	0	0	
111=	Clothahump 0	0	0	
111=	critter42* 0	0	0	
111=	Cunctator 0	0	0	
111=	Dinah Steeler 0	0	0	
111=	Edward The Head 0	0	0	
111=	El Perro Fumando* 0	0	0	
111=	Emily Litella 0	0	0	
111=	FlikTheBlue 0	0	0	
111=	glowacks* 0	0	0	
111=	Idle Thoughts* 0	0	0	
111=	JessMagic* 0	0	0	
111=	labtrash 0	0	0	
111=	Loach 0	0	0	
111=	Lsura 0	0	0	
111=	Mean Mr. Mustard 0	0	0	
111=	Meeko* 0	0	0	
111=	Moirai 0	0	0	
111=	NoiseBomb 0	0	0	
111=	Oakminster 0	0	0	
111=	Qin Shi Huangdi 0	0	0	
111=	Quarter Lane 0	0	0	
111=	Quasimodem 0	0	0	
111=	rucciface 0	0	0	
111=	SkyBlueKayak 0	0	0	
111=	smithsb* 0	0	0	
111=	Squonk 0	0	0	
111=	Stephe96* 0	0	0	
111=	Sternvogel* 0	0	0	
111=	stockton 0	0	0	
111=	Tom Scud 0	0	0	
111=	Tristan 0	0	0	
111=	twickster* 0	0	0	
111=	tygre 0	0	0	
111=	Uncle Goat* 0	0	0	
111=	wolf meister 0	0	0	
111=	zamboniracer* 0	0	0	

```

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**Author:** ![amarinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@amarinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarinth)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2011, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/2562 "2011-12-16T20:47:10Z")

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Hey, I have points - all in December. In putting together next year’s list, I’d completely forgotten who had been on this year’s list.

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