# The Celebrity Death Pool 2011

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** death-pool\
**Created:** [December 1, 2010, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523 "2010-12-01T09:16:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![amarone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@amarone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarone)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2010, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/21 "2010-12-01T19:00:59Z")

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> [@Annie-Xmas](#):
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> In case you didn’t noice, my list is Presidents and First Ladies, with one brother for #13

Yep - I awarded you an asterisk.

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**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2010, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/22 "2010-12-01T20:01:54Z")

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Peter Straub  
Clive Barker  
Brian Lumley  
F. Paul Wilson  
Stephen King  
R. L. Stine  
Dean Koontz  
Bentley Little  
Richard Matheson  
Robert McCammon  
Ann Rice  
John Saul  
Brian Keene

Alternates:  
Thomas Harris  
Neil Gaiman  
J. K. Rowling

Being on my list guarantees they will make it through the year. I haven’t played in a couple of years because I kept getting nada!

Anyway, I have a theme, I call it “ **Scared Stiff** ”

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**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2010, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/23 "2010-12-01T20:18:19Z")

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> [@Uncle\_Goat](#):
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> \*\*2011 Abe Vigoda Corpse Rodeo  
> Alphabet Roundup: \*\*
> 
> Fred Thompson – zombie politician, tv personality

Actually had him in an earlier draft of my list. Have no clue who Elison is.

Then again, I had a LOT of names to pick from given my theme, but it only goes so far, so I wanted to spray and pray on my list.

Then again, again, I was kinda constrained to my names, and to my timing. I HAD to do this list this year [2011], I felt.

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**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2010, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/24 "2010-12-01T21:38:33Z")

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Gary Busey  
Mary Kate Olsen (switching off each year between sisters)  
Bob Newhart  
Ben “Cooter from the Dukes of Hazzard” Jones  
Dick Tufeld (voice of the robot in “Lost in Space”)  
Lois Chiles (actress, Bond Girl in Moonraker)  
Mohammad Ali  
Jim Nabors  
Martin Landau  
Stephen Hawking  
Ariel Sharon  
Nick Nolte  
Kim Jong Il

Alternates will be Henry Kissenger, then Mel Gibson

Everyone check my list, since it virtually \*\*guarantees \*\*survival

Gary Busey  
Mary Kate Olsen  
Bob Newhart  
Ben Jones  
Dick Tufeld  
Lois Chiles  
Mohammad Ali  
Jim Nabors  
Martin Landau  
Stephen Hawking  
Ariel Sharon  
Nick Nolte  
Kim Jong Il

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**Author:** ![Stephe96](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Stephe96](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stephe96)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2010, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/25 "2010-12-01T22:59:08Z")

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Paul McCartney  
Ringo Starr  
George Martin  
Yoko Ono  
Julian Lennon  
Pete Best  
Sean Lennon  
Olivia Harrison  
Cynthia Lennon  
Jane Asher  
Patti Boyd Harrison  
Zak Starkey  
Stella McCartney

Alternates:

Mick Jagger  
Keith Richards  
Bill Wyman

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**Author:** ![amarone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@amarone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarone)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2010, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/26 "2010-12-01T23:29:54Z")

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> [@amarone](#):
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> Someone more creative than I can suggest a name for this new award.

But not necessarily a good one 🙂

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2010, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/27 "2010-12-01T23:43:32Z")

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It’s the most wonderful time of the year!

**Starts working on list. Yeah, I know that I’m screwed if I’m just now starting to work on it.**

Love the theme list prize!

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**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/28 "2010-12-02T01:46:39Z")

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> [@amarone](#):
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> Someone more creative than I can suggest a name for this new award.

**Death is not as complicated as it Themes.**

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**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/29 "2010-12-02T02:54:09Z")

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Okay, here goes:

Fidel Castro  
Jack T. Chick  
Michael Douglas  
Roger Ebert  
Bill Erwin  
Zsa Zsa Gabor  
Richard Griffiths  
Christopher Hitchens  
Ed Koch  
Jerry Lewis  
Margaret Thatcher  
Gore Vidal  
Amy Winehouse

alternates  
Lindsay Lohan  
Jason Mewes

Bill Erwin is a very old English actor. Richards Griffiths is an alarmingly fat English actor who played Uncle Vernon in the _Harry Potter_ movies. Ed Koch used to be mayor of New York.

Thank you for doing this, **amarone**.

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**Author:** ![amarone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@amarone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarone)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/30 "2010-12-02T03:59:20Z")

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> [@Meeko](#):
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> **Death is not as complicated as it Themes.**

I like that one.

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**Author:** ![ataraxy22](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ataraxy22/32/307_2.png) [@ataraxy22](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ataraxy22)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/31 "2010-12-02T06:19:53Z")

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Ronnie Biggs  
Ernest Borgnine  
Ray Bradbury  
Fidel Castro  
Dick Clark  
Michael Douglas  
Zsa Zsa Gabor  
Henry Kissinger  
Jerry Lewis  
Ariel Sharon  
Sherwood Schwartz  
Margaret Thatcher  
Peter Tork

Alternates:  
Stephen Hawking  
Jimmy Carter

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/32 "2010-12-02T10:28:46Z")

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> [@MsWhatsit](#):
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> Everybody sing!
> 
> _It’s the mooooost wonderful tiiiiime…of the year!_
> 
> 😃

You’re a sick, sick person.

I love you in a Macabre Kinda Way.😃

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**Author:** ![Gleena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b3f665/32.png) [@Gleena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gleena)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/33 "2010-12-02T11:11:31Z")

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Christopher Hitchens  
Michael Douglas  
Zsa Zsa Gabor  
Bob Barker  
Elizabeth Taylor  
Dick Cheney  
Brett Michaels  
Ariel Sharon  
Mohammed Ali  
Penny Marshall  
Fidel Castro  
Andy Rooney  
Margaret Thatcher

Paul Keating  
Jimmy Carter

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**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/34 "2010-12-02T13:22:02Z")

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> [@a35362](#):
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> Thank you for doing this, **amarone**.

Ditto

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**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/35 "2010-12-02T13:36:08Z")

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Themes like old times?

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**Author:** ![amarone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@amarone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarone)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/36 "2010-12-02T13:50:35Z")

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> [@Sigmagirl](#):
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> Themes like old times?

Introduction of the lisping “seems” should open up a lot of possibilities.

Death no longer themes so pointless.

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**Author:** ![HeyHomie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heyhomie/32/207_2.png) [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/37 "2010-12-02T15:55:39Z")

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Subscribing. I’ll be back later tonight to post my list when I have more time.

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/38 "2010-12-02T16:24:23Z")

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I suggested this as a new rule, but it was shot down. However as a matter of courtesy, please refrain from discussing hot tops on list candidates in this thread while nominations are open.

You could be messing up someone’s otherwise unique pick by doing so.

FWIW, I consider discussing hot tips in the current game to be fair.

ETA: Discussing why you picked some for your list is fine. I’m talking about stuff like “I just read that Atilla the Hun has terminal ass cancer. Let’s all pick him!”

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/39 "2010-12-02T18:53:50Z")

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I’m not quite sure how VinderBob appointed himself the rule-master - particularly since his suggestion was “shot down”, but anyway…  
\*\*My theme: “Please don’t sit on the Queen Anne!”  
\*\*  
Chastity Bono - I Got You Flab  
Aretha Franklin - Queen of Soul Food  
Artie Lange - Howard Stern crony  
Vincent Pastore - Huge Pussy  
William “Refrigerator” Perry - Aptly-named ex-Chicago Bear  
Randy Quaid - Cousin Eddie gone wacko  
Gabourey Sidibe - My Precious!  
Phyllis Smith - Got into Vance’s refrigerator  
Sally Struthers - No longer Archie’s Little Goil  
Reuben Studdard - Named after the sandwich

Alternates:

Oprah Winfrey - The Big dOnut  
Kirstie Alley - Used to be hot  
Kevin Smith - Friend of airlines  
Vanilla list:

Chastity Bono  
Aretha Franklin  
Artie Lange  
Vincent Pastore  
William “Refrigerator” Perry  
Randy Quaid  
Gabourey Sidibe  
Phyllis Smith  
Sally Struthers  
Reuben Studdard

Alternates:

Oprah Winfrey  
Kirstie Alley  
Kevin Smith

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/40 "2010-12-02T19:06:58Z")

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Funeral knells, deep-six bells  
Ringing all the way  
Oh what fun it is to play  
In that ghoulish Doper way –ay  
Funeral knells, deep-six bells  
Who to pick today?  
No more will I add Vigoda  
To my death array. Hey!  
mmm

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