# The Celebrity Death Pool 2011

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** death-pool\
**Created:** [December 1, 2010, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523 "2010-12-01T09:16:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![amarone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@amarone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarone)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2010, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/461 "2010-12-31T23:30:29Z")

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> [@Walkabout](#):
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> There are web pages devoted to him entirely separate of his illness, eg. this one. I would think think that pretty much any college football player has some degree of fame. What’s the ruling on this?

I am away from my computer and will not be able to check this guy out until after the deadline. Make sure you have named an alternate and I will get to it when I can.

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**Author:** ![tygre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c4cdca/32.png) [@tygre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tygre)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2011, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/462 "2011-01-01T00:10:21Z")

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Kind of a random assortment, but what the hell:

Plain list:

Albert Haynesworth  
Stephen Baldwin  
Tara Reid  
Bai Ling  
Hugh Hefner  
Whitney Houston  
Joan Rivers  
Mel Gibson  
Hulk Hogan  
T.I.  
Shaun Ryder  
Keith Richards  
Joan Baez  
\*T.I.'s real name is Clifford Joseph Harris, Jr.

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2011, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/463 "2011-01-01T00:42:24Z")

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Bobby “The Brain” Heenan  
Aretha Franklin  
Harmon Killebrew  
Cardinal Francis George  
Sean Connery  
Kirk Douglas  
Zsa Zsa Gabor  
Tommy Lasorda  
Courtney Love  
Jeff Conaway  
Warwick Davis  
Arnold Palmer  
Dean Smith

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2011, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/464 "2011-01-01T00:55:05Z")

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Two closing hour substitutions. My new plain list:

Connie Newton Needham  
James Garner  
George Karl  
Mari Hulman George  
Adam Yauch  
Louis Farrakhan  
Michael Douglas  
Harlan Ellison  
Marcia Strassman  
Lindsay Lohan  
Theresa Heinz Kerry  
Michael Moore  
Andy Whitfield

Alternates:

Maggie Smith  
George Soros  
Penny Marshall

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**Author:** ![Anne\_Elk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Anne\_Elk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Elk)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2011, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/465 "2011-01-01T01:01:42Z")

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Abdel Baset Al-Megrahi  
Aretha Franklin  
Roger Ebert  
Pete Doherty  
Lindsay Lohan  
Bret Michaels  
Amy Winehouse  
Zsa Zsa Gabor  
Elizabeth Taylor  
Harmon Killebrew  
Robert Conrad  
Don Rickles  
Chuck Berry

Fred Phelps  
Jimmy Carter  
Jerry Lee Lewis

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**Author:** ![CowPatty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/439d5e/32.png) [@CowPatty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CowPatty)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2011, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/466 "2011-01-01T01:04:27Z")

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Michael Douglas  
Aretha Franklin  
Fred Phelps  
Bryant Gumbel  
Lindsay Lohan  
Marilyn Horne  
Ruth Bader Ginsberg  
Margaret Thatcher  
Merle Haggard  
Nolan Miller  
John Anthony Walker  
Charlie Louvin  
Harvey James

Alternates:

Annette Funicello  
Charlie Sheen  
Mel Gibson  
That’s Nolan Miller the fashion designer, by the way. Not the author.

Thanks, **amarone**!

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**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2011, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/467 "2011-01-01T01:13:51Z")

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Betty White  
Lindsay Lohan  
Owen Wilson  
Zsa Zsa Gabor  
Michael Douglas  
Jimmy Carter  
Dick Cheney  
George H. W. Bush  
Joan Rivers  
Martin Sheen  
Michael Moore  
Paris Hilton  
Mickey Rourke

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2011, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/468 "2011-01-01T01:18:57Z")

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I wish I could find a way to add the Natalie Menndoza’s replacement in the Broadway version of Spider Man. But they haven’t chosen her yet.

I’m tempted to do a Spider Man theme, as the show has ‘death trap’ written all over it.

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**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2011, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/469 "2011-01-01T01:19:20Z")

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Aretha Franklin  
Ozzy Osborne  
Lindsey Lohan  
Ariel Sharon  
Ruth Bader Ginsburg  
Kim Jong Il  
Dick Cheney  
Roger Ebert  
Bill Cosby  
Mel Gibson  
OJ Simpson  
Alex Trebek  
Daniel Raddcliffe

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**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2011, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/470 "2011-01-01T01:37:27Z")

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Meh, mostly last years, er this years, repeated. Almost forgot to post.

```
1.	Zombie Fidel Castro: duh
2.	Muhammad Ali: down goes Ali
3.	Zombie Ariel Sharon
4.	Aretha Franklin
5.	Great Train robber Ronnie Biggs: though I think he has been on his death bed longer than Zombie Ariel Sharon
6.	Jean Kennedy Smith: last of that generation of Kennedys
7.	Famous drug addict-Amy Winehouse
8.	Michael Douglas
9. Hall of Fame drug addict: Rush Limbaugh
10. Carly Fiorina
11.	Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed Al Megrahi
12.	Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake: taking a flyer on another pro rassler dying early
13.	Former St Louis Ram and complete waste of talent Lawrence Phillips. I scored with people from the St Louis Rams organization two years so I thought I would make it a tradition. Phillips is serving a 10-year prison sentence so he may be safer in jail than out in society. Phillips is the archetypical thug ex-football player, surprised he isn't dead already.

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In case any of the above don’t see the new year:  
John McCain  
Sarah Palin  
Fidel Castro  
Muhammad Ali  
Ariel Sharon  
Aretha Franklin  
Ronnie Biggs  
Jean Kennedy Smith  
Amy Winehouse  
Michael Douglas  
Rush Limbaugh  
Carly Fiorina  
Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed Al Megrahi  
Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake  
Lawrence Phillips

John McCain  
Sarah Palin

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2011, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/471 "2011-01-01T01:38:32Z")

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My last minute changes:

Michael Douglas  
Muhammed Ali  
Willie Mays  
Paula Deen  
Andy Rooney  
Jimmy Carter  
Zsa Zsa Gabor  
Merle Haggard  
Willie Nelson  
Lindsay Lohan  
Guy Fieri  
Aretha Franklin  
Dick Clark

Billy Graham  
BB King  
Phyllis Diller

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**Author:** ![The\_Blue-Sighted\_Shadow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecae2f/32.png) [@The\_Blue-Sighted\_Shadow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Blue-Sighted_Shadow)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2011, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/472 "2011-01-01T02:02:16Z")

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Amy Winehouse  
Courtney Love  
Dick Cheney  
Fidel Castro  
George H.W. Bush  
Jerry B. Jenkins  
Kim Jong Il  
Kim Jong Un  
Raúl Castro  
Robert Pattinson  
Roger Ebert  
Rush Limbaugh  
Tim LaHaye

Alternates:  
Britney Spears  
Elizabeth Taylor  
Hugh Hefner

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**Author:** ![amarinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@amarinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarinth)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2011, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/473 "2011-01-01T02:16:05Z")

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Yao Defen  
Zac Efron  
Aretha Franklin  
Billy Graham  
Christopher Hitchens  
Daniel Inouye  
Etta James  
Faye Kellerman  
George Lazenby  
Harry Morgan  
Ingrid Newkirk  
John Oates  
Katherine Paterson

Alternate:  
Queen Latifah (which doesn’t quite work - but Qs are hard)

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2011, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/474 "2011-01-01T02:18:31Z")

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Bobby “The Brain” Heenan  
Aretha Franklin  
Harmon Killebrew  
Cardinal Francis George  
Sean Connery  
Kirk Douglas  
Michael Douglas  
Roger Ebert  
Tommy Lasorda  
Courtney Love  
Jeff Conaway  
Warwick Davis  
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Alternates:  
Arnold Palmer  
Dean Smith

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2011, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/475 "2011-01-01T02:21:57Z")

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[Susie Edwards](http://www.healthkey.com/health/whnt-susie-and-georgina-pic,0,5591508.photo) is still dead.  
dammit

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2011, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/476 "2011-01-01T02:43:16Z")

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Here is my Clean List:

Aretha Franklin  
Harmon Killebrew  
Billy Graham, the preacher  
Billy Graham, the wrestler  
Abdelbasel Ali Mohmed Al Megahi  
Zsa Zsa Gabor  
Christopher HItchens  
Ronnie Biggs  
Margeret Thatcher  
Bumibol Adulyadej  
Ruth Bader Ginsberg  
Jason Becker  
James Randi  
Alternates:  
Paul Casciogne  
Fred Phelps  
Nancy Reagan  
**(Is** Randi\*\* still allowed as he is a registered doper?)\*\* If not, bump up **Paul Casciogne** to the Gift of Life list.

Thank you, Amarone!

You simply ROCK!

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**Author:** ![minionkat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@minionkat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minionkat)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2011, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/477 "2011-01-01T02:48:22Z")

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Margaret Thatcher  
Lindsay Lohan  
Elizabeth Taylor  
Michael Douglas  
Mickey Rooney  
Andy Whitfield  
Bobby Brown  
Dick Van Dyke  
Courtney Love  
Pete Doherty  
Mel Gibson  
Charlie Sheen  
Miley Cyrus

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**Author:** ![Ambihelical\_Hexnut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4491bb/32.png) [@Ambihelical\_Hexnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambihelical_Hexnut)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2011, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/478 "2011-01-01T02:58:11Z")

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Margaret Thatcher  
Fidel Castro  
Pope Benedict XVI  
Ronnie Biggs  
Harmon Killebrew  
Kim Jong-il  
Muhammad Ali  
Seve Ballesteros  
Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed Al Megrahi  
George H. W. Bush  
John Daly  
Paul Gascoigne  
Amy Winehouse

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**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2011, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/479 "2011-01-01T03:04:44Z")

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Wilford Brimley  
Brett Michaels  
Christopher Hitchins  
Elizabeth Taylor  
Paul McCartney  
Queen Elizabeth  
Hugh Hefner  
Wesley Snipes  
David Letterman  
Tara Reid  
Val Kilmer  
Lindsay Lohan  
William Shatner

Alternate if one of the above should die within the next hour and fifty-six minutes: Phyllis Diller

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**Author:** ![The\_Vorlon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@The\_Vorlon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Vorlon)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2011, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/480 "2011-01-01T03:07:59Z")

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This year’s candidates for the Green Banana Club:

Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed Al Megrahi, Bomber

Kim Jong Il, nasty dictator

Aretha Franklin, singer

Zsa Zsa Gabor, plenty of room in this handbasket, why?

Fidel Castro, but will we ever know?

Dick Cheney, Bionics will someday fail…  
Hugh Hefner, Drinking the blood of young blonds will only work for so long….

Dave Maynard, Boston talk show host for forever

Penny Marshal, director/actress

Michael Douglas, stage IV means no green bananas

Lindsey Lohan, death by misadventure, can’t cure stupid

Ariel Sharon, just a matter of time

Gordon Murray, author/banker  
Clean list:  
Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed Al Megrahi  
Kim Jong Il  
Aretha Franklin  
Zsa Zsa Gabor  
Fidel Castro  
Dick Cheney  
Hugh Hefner  
Dave Maynard  
Penny Marshal  
Michael Douglas  
Lindsey Lohan  
Ariel Sharon  
Gordon Murray  
Wildcard: Jimmy Carter

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