# The Celebrity Death Pool 2011 **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Tags:** death-pool\ **Created:** [December 1, 2010, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523 "2010-12-01T09:16:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 40
**Author:** ![critter42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ba0ec/32.png) [@critter42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/critter42)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2011, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/781 "2011-02-03T16:08:06Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > Zsa Zsa is back in the hospital and will probably give up another leg only to go home and live on, mocking us all. > > Next she’ll go back into the hospital and lose an arm, and still live. She’ll lose the other arm not too long after that. Eventially she’ll have to give up her torso as well. > > But then she’ll stop while she’s a head. So she’s the Black Knight of celebrities? “It’s just a flesh wound…dahhhling” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2011, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/782 "2011-02-03T16:20:24Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Hey, it’s the Death Pool, not the Mutilation Pool. Now that’s a sig line. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2011, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/783 "2011-02-03T16:26:24Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > Now that’s a sig line. You have my permission to use it, Ma’am. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2011, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/784 "2011-02-03T16:32:16Z")
> [@critter42](#): > > So she’s the Black Knight of celebrities? > > “It’s just a flesh wound…dahhhling” Unless she already died. “It’s only a model” ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2011, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/785 "2011-02-03T17:58:39Z")
[Maria Schneider](http://www.imdb.com/news/ni7412910/) Last Tango in Paris star, danced off by cancer at age 58 ---
**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2011, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/786 "2011-02-03T20:22:49Z")
[Neil Young](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Young_(footballer_born_1944)) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2011, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/787 "2011-02-03T20:54:07Z")
Damn, that just sent a nasty shiver down my Crosby, Stills and Nash. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2011, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/788 "2011-02-03T20:57:37Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > Damn, that just sent a nasty shiver down my Crosby, Stills and Nash. The man is going to give us Arkys a bad name. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2011, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/789 "2011-02-03T21:10:55Z")
Maria Schneider, smokin co-star of _Last Tango in Paris_, [dead at 58](http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110203/ap_en_mo/eu_france_obit_schneider). ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/790 "2011-02-04T03:18:36Z")
> [@An\_Arky](#): > > [Neil Young](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Young_(footballer_born_1944)) > > 😃 Bad, **An Arky** , Bad! Mustn’t scare the Classic Rock fans like that! No biscuit! ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/791 "2011-02-04T04:39:51Z")
I am on my second year with no points… I heal the sick and breathe life into those who doctors and families have given up on. My keyboard is a conduit to lifeblood. ---
**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/792 "2011-02-04T04:47:00Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > Maria Schneider, smokin co-star of _Last Tango in Paris_, [dead at 58](http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110203/ap_en_mo/eu_france_obit_schneider). Wisconsin must be so empty cuz everyone is down in Dallas that there’s an echo in here, about three hours to hear it repeated. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/793 "2011-02-04T18:26:17Z")
[Lena Nyman](http://movies.msn.com/movies/article.aspx?news=626927>1=28101) now starring in 'I Am Curious… Dead" at age 66 ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/794 "2011-02-04T19:49:58Z")
I think a better title would be “I Am No Longer Curious”. ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/795 "2011-02-04T21:44:28Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > I think a better title would be “I Am No Longer Curious”. And you’d be wrong. But these things happen. Anyway two starlets of “racy” films down. The ghost of Linda Lovelace strikes again. ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/796 "2011-02-04T22:37:49Z")
[Comical Death Headline of the Month](http://www.nytimes.com/2011/01/25/nyregion/25worker.html?_r=1&WT.mc_id=NY-PS-E-OB-PS-TXT-TH-ROS-1010-NA&WT.mc_ev=click). ---
**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/797 "2011-02-04T23:38:57Z")
> [@Uncle\_Goat](#): > > [Comical Death Headline of the Month](http://www.nytimes.com/2011/01/25/nyregion/25worker.html?_r=1&WT.mc_id=NY-PS-E-OB-PS-TXT-TH-ROS-1010-NA&WT.mc_ev=click). The good news is that the percentage of meat in [Taco Bell tacos](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=594447) just went up. ---
**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2011, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/798 "2011-02-05T00:24:24Z")
> [@Uncle\_Goat](#): > > [Comical Death Headline of the Month](http://www.nytimes.com/2011/01/25/nyregion/25worker.html?_r=1&WT.mc_id=NY-PS-E-OB-PS-TXT-TH-ROS-1010-NA&WT.mc_ev=click). **DOUGH!** /Homer … Kinda. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2011, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/799 "2011-02-06T18:21:00Z")
> [@An\_Arky](#): > > [Neil Young](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Young_(footballer_born_1944)) **Arky** , please make note of this: Many of us fans of classic rock are at an age where something shocking is liable to kill us! ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2011, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/800 "2011-02-06T18:32:14Z")
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