# The Celebrity Death Pool 2011

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** death-pool\
**Created:** [December 1, 2010, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523 "2010-12-01T09:16:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 45

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**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2011, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/881 "2011-03-02T03:31:27Z")

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> [@Uncle\_Goat](#):
>
> Right now, I’m curious to see if Sheen’s ongoing implosion will be enough to utterly destroy his career. I can’t think of anyone stupid enough to hire him for anything ever again. Death might be his only career boosting move.

Yeah. Perhaps I am at an age now where I can understand WTF as it happens, but OMFG did Sheen really say these things? I mean there was no exaggeration there, it’s not like it was a piece from The Onion… right ?

Looks like Two and A Half might be on a death pool list of another type.

And if so, does this move Sheldon and Leonerd into a new time slot? I’m all for this if Big Bang gets even more exposure.

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**Author:** ![critter42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ba0ec/32.png) [@critter42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/critter42)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2011, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/882 "2011-03-02T18:59:44Z")

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OK, Steve Jobs just walked out on stage at the iPad2 event. Ye gods, where does he keep his Lazarus Pit?

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2011, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/883 "2011-03-02T22:41:00Z")

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[Terry Clements](http://ca.news.yahoo.com/gordon-lightfoot-remembers-guitarist-clements-one-best-friends-20110228-095748-036.html), whose lead guitar parts enhanced Gordon Lightfoot’s recordings and live performances for the last four decades, has died at the age of 63. Clements is perhaps best known for his ability to suggest the wind and waves of a Lake Erie storm during _The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald_.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2011, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/884 "2011-03-03T00:47:35Z")

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> [@Sternvogel](#):
>
> Clements is perhaps best known for his ability to suggest the wind and waves of a Lake Erie storm during _The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald_.

Aw, man…

But on a[lighter note.](http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/breaking-news/derryn-hinchs-cancer-returns/story-fn3dxity-1226014869485)

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**Author:** ![amarone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@amarone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarone)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2011, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/885 "2011-03-03T01:09:58Z")

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A quiet month with only two celebs shuffling off.

```auto

Name Died	Age	Points	Votes
				
Jane Russell	28-Feb	89	11	2
Duke Snider	27-Feb	84	16	1

```

The positions are as follows:

```auto

	Name Points	Number	#unique	Youngest
					
1	Registered at Last 85	2	0	52
2	MsWhatsit 65	2	0	52
3	CowPatty 59	2	1	58
4	carnivorousplant 49	2	1	68
5	amarone 48	1	0	52
6=	Boyo Jim 40	1	0	60
6=	cadolphin 40	1	0	60
6=	Rico 40	1	0	60
6=	The Vorlon 40	1	0	60
10=	Dung Beetle 37	1	0	63
10=	GIGObuster 37	1	0	63
12	42fish 17	1	0	83
13	KennerTheGreat 16	1	1	84
14=	gwendee 11	1	0	89
14=	Ms Box 11	1	0	89
16	fruitbat* 8	1	1	92
17	ErinPuff 6	1	1	94
18	Ann Onimous 4	1	1	96

19=	135 others 0	0	0	

```

11 celebs have died, representing 1.4% of the total and 1.1% of the votes.

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2011, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/886 "2011-03-03T01:20:44Z")

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> [@amarone](#):
>
> A quiet month with only two celebs shuffling off.
> 
> ```auto
> 
> Name Died	Age	Points	Votes
> 				
> Jane Russell	28-Feb	89	11	2
> Duke Snider	27-Feb	84	16	1
> 
> ```
> 
> The positions are as follows:
> 
> ```auto
> 
> Name Points	Number	#unique	Youngest
> 					
> 1	Registered at Last 85	2	0	52
> 2	MsWhatsit 65	2	0	52
> 3	CowPatty 59	2	1	58
> 4	carnivorousplant 49	2	1	68
> 5	amarone 48	1	0	52
> 6=	Boyo Jim 40	1	0	60
> 6=	cadolphin 40	1	0	60
> 6=	Rico 40	1	0	60
> 6=	The Vorlon 40	1	0	60
> 10=	Dung Beetle 37	1	0	63
> 10=	GIGObuster 37	1	0	63
> 12	42fish 17	1	0	83
> 13	KennerTheGreat 16	1	1	84
> 14=	gwendee 11	1	0	89
> 14=	Ms Box 11	1	0	89
> 16	fruitbat* 8	1	1	92
> 17	ErinPuff 6	1	1	94
> 18	Ann Onimous 4	1	1	96
> 
> 19=	135 others 0	0	0	
> 
> ```
> 
> 11 celebs have died, representing 1.4% of the total and 1.1% of the votes.

Wooooo, I’m in the mosh pit with the other zeros.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2011, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/887 "2011-03-03T01:33:56Z")

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> [@Shirley\_Ujest](#):
>
> Wooooo, I’m in the mosh pit with the other zeros.

Do what I did.  
When you build the Time Machine, come back in time and give the plans to yourself.  
Works every time!  
Uh, wait a minute…

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**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2011, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/888 "2011-03-03T02:32:59Z")

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\*\*You mean I’m in the Top 20?!  
\*\*

WOOT.

Let’s hear it for Lord Alfred **Twenty** son.

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2011, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/889 "2011-03-03T02:38:10Z")

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[Zsa Zsa Gabor taken to hospital by ambulance](http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110302/ap_on_en_ot/us_people_zsa_zsa_gabor)

Again.

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**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2011, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/890 "2011-03-03T02:54:51Z")

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> [@Fear\_Itself](#):
>
> [Zsa Zsa Gabor taken to hospital by ambulance](http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110302/ap_on_en_ot/us_people_zsa_zsa_gabor)
> 
> Again.

Yeah, but a point less now. Too bad it can’t be pointless.

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**Author:** ![Ann\_Onimous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea5d25/32.png) [@Ann\_Onimous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Onimous)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2011, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/891 "2011-03-03T02:57:55Z")

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I’m glad she lived to see another birthday. I just wonder if she’ll be without both legs soon.

(I’m number 18. Woot!)

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**Author:** ![Andrew\_21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bcef8e/32.png) [@Andrew\_21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andrew_21)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2011, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/892 "2011-03-03T03:02:17Z")

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> [@amarone](#):
>
> A quiet month with only two celebs shuffling off.
> 
> ```auto
> 
> Name Died	Age	Points	Votes
> 				
> Jane Russell	28-Feb	89	11	2
> Duke Snider	27-Feb	84	16	1
> 
> ```

Frank Buckles died Feb. 27; he was on my list.

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2011, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/893 "2011-03-03T03:10:44Z")

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ALL RIGHT!!!

I’m tied for 19th place!

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**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2011, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/894 "2011-03-03T03:29:03Z")

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> [@Andrew\_21](#):
>
> Frank Buckles died Feb. 27; he was on my list.

Was 110, right? So he is going to be in for the tie breaker thing, and not points, right? Quantity not Quality ?

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**Author:** ![Andrew\_21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bcef8e/32.png) [@Andrew\_21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andrew_21)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2011, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/895 "2011-03-03T03:36:11Z")

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> [@Meeko](#):
>
> Was 110, right? So he is going to be in for the tie breaker thing, and not points, right? Quantity not Quality ?

Yes, quantity-not-quality credit, but no points.

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**Author:** ![amarone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@amarone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarone)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2011, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/896 "2011-03-03T03:52:01Z")

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> [@Andrew\_21](#):
>
> Frank Buckles died Feb. 27; he was on my list.

Sorry - I never even checked, thinking nobody would have chosen anyone that old! And you blew up my spreadsheet - the column for “youngest” didn’t handle ages over 100.

Anyway, you rise into sole possession of 19th place, pushing all the 2011 DPVs into 20th place.

```auto

	Name Points	Number	#unique	Youngest
					
1	Registered at Last 85	2	0	52
2	MsWhatsit 65	2	0	52
3	CowPatty 59	2	1	58
4	carnivorousplant 49	2	1	68
5	amarone 48	1	0	52
6=	Boyo Jim 40	1	0	60
6=	cadolphin 40	1	0	60
6=	Rico 40	1	0	60
6=	The Vorlon 40	1	0	60
10=	Dung Beetle 37	1	0	63
10=	GIGObuster 37	1	0	63
12	42fish 17	1	0	83
13	KennerTheGreat 16	1	1	84
14=	gwendee 11	1	0	89
14=	Ms Box 11	1	0	89
16	fruitbat* 8	1	1	92
17	ErinPuff 6	1	1	94
18	Ann Onimous 4	1	1	96
19	Andrew 21 0	1	1	>100

20=	134 others 0	0	0	

```

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**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2011, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/897 "2011-03-03T04:16:43Z")

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> [@Shirley\_Ujest](#):
>
> Wooooo, I’m in the mosh pit with the other zeros.

Just being in your company, I feel as if I’ve scored.

Oh man, that didn’t come out right at all… :smack:

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**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2011, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/898 "2011-03-03T13:22:33Z")

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> [@critter42](#):
>
> OK, Steve Jobs just walked out on stage at the iPad2 event. Ye gods, where does he keep his Lazarus Pit?

There’s an app for that.

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**Author:** ![Cazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cazzle/32/75_2.png) [@Cazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cazzle)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2011, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/899 "2011-03-03T14:46:26Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
>
> Aw, man…
> 
> But on a[lighter note.](http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/breaking-news/derryn-hinchs-cancer-returns/story-fn3dxity-1226014869485)

I was thrilled when I saw that article - the first good news all year! Seems like the papers have been full of nothing but remissions, recoveries and denials that anything major was wrong in the first place. Finally! A relapse!

Then I spent some time pondering Hell. Do you suppose they run a death pool there too?

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**Author:** ![zut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zut/32/2875_2.png) [@zut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zut)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2011, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/900 "2011-03-03T15:09:07Z")

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> [@Sternvogel](#):
>
> [Terry Clements](http://ca.news.yahoo.com/gordon-lightfoot-remembers-guitarist-clements-one-best-friends-20110228-095748-036.html), whose lead guitar parts enhanced Gordon Lightfoot’s recordings and live performances for the last four decades, has died at the age of 63. Clements is perhaps best known for his ability to suggest the wind and waves of a Lake Erie storm during _The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald_.

Faint praise indeed, since the Edmund Fitzgerald sank not on the relatively shallow and quiescent Lake Erie, but further north on the great lake they call Gitche Gumee: Lake Superior.

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