# The Celebrity Death Pool 2011

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** death-pool\
**Created:** [December 1, 2010, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523 "2010-12-01T09:16:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/1542 "2011-06-03T17:13:46Z")

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[James Arness](http://www.latimes.com/news/la-me-james-arness-20110604,0,6262500.story) dies at 88; TV’s Marshal Dillon.

I wonder he had his boots on?

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/1543 "2011-06-03T17:19:43Z")

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> [@notfrommensa](#):
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> [James Arness](http://www.latimes.com/news/la-me-james-arness-20110604,0,6262500.story) dies at 88; TV’s Marshal Dillon.
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> I wonder he had his boots on?

Well, at least he gets to see his brother again.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/1544 "2011-06-03T17:40:15Z")

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There couldn’t have been much left to die. He got shot in some part of his body almost every week for 20 years.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/1545 "2011-06-03T17:55:38Z")

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> [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
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> There couldn’t have been much left to die. He got shot in some part of his body almost every week for 20 years.

WIN

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**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/1546 "2011-06-03T19:04:17Z")

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> [@Tom\_Scud](#):
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> Reported in the baseball thread: [baseball player Gary Carter](http://sports.espn.go.com/new-york/mlb/news/story?id=6613002) has several brain tumors. He’ll be worth 42 or 43 points for a lot of people if he can hold out for seven more months.

So much for sneaking him onto my 2012 list…

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/1547 "2011-06-03T19:45:36Z")

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Luckily, as an athlete, he doesn’t need a lot of brain, so he may hold it together until January.

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/1548 "2011-06-03T19:55:58Z")

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> [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
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> Luckily, as an athlete, he doesn’t need a lot of brain, so he may hold it together until January.

Of course, if that happens you’ll need to pick him just to keep up. If he’s still around on 12/31, he’ll be the Swayziest pick of the 2012 pool.

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/1549 "2011-06-03T20:00:37Z")

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> [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
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> There couldn’t have been much left to die. He got shot in some part of his body almost every week for 20 years.

The actual count is 30 times during the run of the show. At least he kept Doc busy.

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**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2011, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/1550 "2011-06-03T23:53:27Z")

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> Former Black Panther Elmer “Geronimo” Pratt, who was wrongly imprisoned for 27 years on a murder conviction, died Thursday in Tanzania, his former lawyer said. He was 63.

[http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/06/03/california.pratt.death/index.html?hpt=hp\_bn1](http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/06/03/california.pratt.death/index.html?hpt=hp_bn1)

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2011, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/1551 "2011-06-04T01:27:45Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> Well, at least he gets to see his brother again.

Wouldn’t that be an impossible mission?😛

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2011, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/1552 "2011-06-04T01:44:01Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> The actual count is 30 times during the run of the show. At least he kept Doc busy.

Not that I doubt you, but can you cite this? A few weeks ago I was interested in this exact question, and Googled like mad and couldn’t find an answer. I even started skimming the episodes streaming on Netflix, but once I found they carried less than 200 out of more than 600 episodes, I gave up.

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2011, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/1553 "2011-06-04T02:00:51Z")

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> [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
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> Not that I doubt you, but can you cite this? A few weeks ago I was interested in this exact question, and Googled like mad and couldn’t find an answer. I even started skimming the episodes streaming on Netflix, but once I found they carried less than 200 out of more than 600 episodes, I gave up.

“[Wiki Answers](http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_many_time_was_marshal_matt_dillon_shot)” says around 19 times.

He was also stabbed 3 times and poisoned once.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2011, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/1554 "2011-06-04T02:13:50Z")

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Uh, that doesn’t sound real well documented.

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2011, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/1555 "2011-06-04T02:25:13Z")

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> [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
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> Uh, that doesn’t sound real well documented.

Yes, I know, but I don’t think he was shot “nearlly every week” or even episode.

I am a little young to watch Gunsmoke when it was in its run but I never heard a Gunsmoke mantra “Where will Matt Dillon get shot” this week.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2011, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/1556 "2011-06-04T02:30:14Z")

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That was a joke, son. And I am old enough to have watched a good chunk of Gunsmoke during it’s original run, and damn did he get shot up. After the series there were maybe 5 or 6 made for TV moves continuing the franchise, and I think he was wounded in every single one of them.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2011, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/1557 "2011-06-04T02:37:09Z")

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> [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
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> I think he was wounded in every single one of them.

And it just pissed him off. 🙂

Marshall Dillon is saddling up his horse. Festus ambles over.

Festus: Matthew, are you goin’ after the Dalton gang to rescue Miss Kitty?  
Dillon: Yep.  
Festus: Matthew, there’s near by fifty of ‘em.  
Dillon: Yep.  
Festus: And they’ve got a Gattlin’ gun they stole!  
Dillon: Yep.  
Festus: Andrew, I like Miss Kitty a lot, but she ain’t nothin’ but an ol’ whore lady.  
Dillon: Yep, Festus, but she’s the only one in town.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2011, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/1558 "2011-06-04T02:45:21Z")

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Ah, just read the [NY Times obit for him](http://www.nytimes.com/2011/06/04/arts/television/james-arness-marshal-on-gunsmoke-dies-at-88.html), which says 30 wounds. Maybe that’s where Clothahump got the number.

And 6’ 7"?! I had no idea he was that tall.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2011, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/1559 "2011-06-04T03:00:16Z")

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> [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
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> And 6’ 7"?! I had no idea he was that tall.

The Giant Carrot in _The Thing From Another World_ seemed taller than that!  
Watch the skies!  
🙂

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2011, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/1560 "2011-06-04T14:38:24Z")

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Lawrence Eagleburger has died, aged 20 points(80).

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**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2011, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2011/562523/1561 "2011-06-04T18:30:25Z")

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> [@Mahaloth](#):
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> Lawrence Eagleburger has died, aged 20 points(80).

He was way overweight, avoided exercise and smoked like crazy. Eighty is not bad for him.

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