Hell, I haven’t even picked 13 yet and two of the ones I’ve picked have already died.
Misspelled.
Brain tumor.
Ginsburg still on the court. She’ll probably keep living just to spite you now. 
Tom Cruise
Nancy Grace
Mancow Muller
Matthew McConaughey
Naomi Campbell
Robert Pattinson
Kristen Stewart
Jennifer Lopez
John Boehner
Mitch McConnell
Britney Spears
Blanche Lincoln
Mel Gibson
Alternates
Tommy Hilfiger
Kate Moss
Carrie Underwood
Tom Cruise -actor/nutjob
Nancy Grace -tv host/law/harpy
Mancow Muller -radio personality
Matthew McConaughey -actor
Naomi Campbell -supermodel diva bitch
Robert Pattinson -actor
Kristen Stewart -actress
Jennifer Lopez -singer/actress
John Boehner- Speaker of the House
Mitch McConnell -Senator
Britney Spears- singer
Blanche Lincoln-former senator
Mel Gibson -actor/freak
Alternates
Tommy Hilfiger -designer
Kate Moss -supermodel
Carrie Underwood -singer
My list.
Kim Jong Il
King Bhumibol Adulyadej of Thailand
Ariel Sharon
Hosni Mubarak
Pope Benedict XIV
Christopher Hitchens
Aretha Franklin
Dick Cheney
Randy Quaid
Stephen Hawking
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Billy Graham
Julian Assange
—Alts
Michael Douglas
Charlie Sheen
Dick Clark
A very-little-research themed list of Celebrities with the top 13 common surnames in the 2000 US Census. I wouldn’t be surprised if there were better picks for some of the names, but I really don’t care.
Ozzie Smith - baseball player
Dwayne Johnson - actor, former professional wrestler
Brian Williams - network news anchor
Joe Brown - TV judge
James Earl Jones - voice of Darth Vader
Steve Miller - musician
Jim Davis - cartoonist
Andy Garcia - actor
Chi-Chi Rodriguez - golfer
Brian Wilson - musician
SA Martinez - musician, vocalist for 311
Louie Anderson - comedian, once hosted Family Feud
James Taylor - musician
alternates:
Clarence Thomas - Supreme Court Justice
(I skipped Hernandez as there wasn’t a single person on Wikipedia’s list I was familiar with.)
Michael Moore - film-maker
George Martin - record producer
Ozzie Smith
Dwayne Johnson
Brian Williams
Joe Brown
James Earl Jones
Steve Miller
Jim Davis
Andy Garcia
Chi-Chi Rodriguez
Brian Wilson
SA Martinez
Louie Anderson
James Taylor
alternates:
Clarence Thomas
Michael Moore
George Martin
If you want a Hernandez – there’s Keith Hernandez, pro baseball player.
Nice theme, glowacks!
I will now always call Nancy Grace a law harpy.
I will now also post my list which I have finally finished, presented in order of least amount of points to most. trumpet fanfare
Annotated Version
Lilian Jackson Braun (b. 1913) - Author of The Cat Who series and perennial SpazCat list topper
Kirk Douglas (b. 1916) - Formerly Issur Danielovitch and a fine actor
Zsa Zsa Gabor (b. 1917) - Popular choice this year
Billy Graham (b. 1918) - Famous retired pastor
Margaret Thatcher (b. 1925) - Former British PM who caused strong feelings amongst her constituents
Anne McCaffrey (b. 1926) - Author of the *Pern *series and possesser one of the most unfortunate author photographs on Wikipedia
Ariel Sharon (b. 1928) - Former Israeli PM in a persistent vegetative state
Mikhail Gorbachev (b. 1931) - One of those “I thought he was dead already” picks
Ruth Bader Ginsberg (b. 1933) - Supreme Court Justice with pancreatic cancer
Piers Anthony (b. 1934) - Author of the *Xanth *series and general perv
Aretha Franklin (b. 1942) - Also a popular pick this year
Michael Douglas (b. 1944) - Actor with cancer
Steve Jobs (b. 1955) - Apple guy with cancer. Supposedly.
Alternates
Angelina Jolie (b. 1975) - Not as good an actress as she thinks
Amy Winehouse (b. 1983) - Trainwreck
Robert Pattinson (b. 1986) - Will probably be crushed to death in a stampede of *Twilight *fangirls
Plain List
Lilian Jackson Braun
Kirk Douglas
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Billy Graham
Margaret Thatcher
Anne McCaffrey
Ariel Sharon
Mikhail Gorbachev
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Piers Anthony
Aretha Franklin
Michael Douglas
Steve Jobs
Alternates
Angelina Jolie
Amy Winehouse
Robert Pattinson
Him again? He’s long dead. I will change it to XVI.
Hey! If Abe Vigoda can, then the freaking Pope can! 
Aretha Franklin
Stephen Hawking
Abe Vigoda
Ernest Borgnine
Mickey Rooney
Andy Dick
Amy Winehouse
Lindsay Lohan
Rip Torn
Louie Anderson
James Garner
Aretha Franklin
Michael Douglas
Penny Marshall
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Nancy Reagan
Barbara Bush
Elizabeth Taylor
Tony Danza
Fred Phelps
Lindsay Lohan
Amy Winehouse
Jimmy Carter
Alternates
Loretta Lynn
Mary Tyler Moore
George Herbert Walker Bush
In my primary list–Barbara Bush–Mrs. George Herbert Walker Bush
Just found out the Bishop Steinbock is already dead. I’m revising my list and by removing him and jumping on the Seve Ballesteros bandwagon. The revised lis is now:
Desmond Harrington
Ariel Sharon
Colonel Bob Sheridan
Michael Douglas
Dick Cheney
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Martin Rayner
Seve Ballesteros
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Aretha Franklin
Mike Heimerdinger
Harley Hotchkiss
Gordon Murray
Alternates:
Ali Khamenei
Orlando Thomas
Larry King
you need 3 more for the main list (our lists are 13 folk long), and up to 3 alternates
Please change my Amy Whitehouse to Amy Winehouse. Sorry.l
**Figure the best way to find out is to ask here. **
Can someone throw me a Bone on Fred Phelps?
**If he is the Phelps of Westboro then Agreed, he needs to die, like yesterday, if not sooner. **
But, He hasn’t pinged me for any reason out of the ordinary. Is it just age at this point? Or is God going to have some fun with him here?
I live in Topeka. The rock Fred lives under is also here in Topeka. There have been rumors for quite a while that he’s ill, but it’s hard to tell, doctors are stuffy about privacy and all that. He does look dreadful these days, when he makes a rare appearance.
But honestly I think it’s mainly age(he’s 81) and wishful thinking. I have him on my list because when he goes I want to benefit by it in some small way.
Baker that is so evil and one of the reasons I love you so!
Helen Thomas
Dick Clark
Doris Day
Ray Bradbury
Ruby Dee
Johnny Otis
Fats Domino
Andrew Lloyd Webber
Betty Ford
Nancy Reagan
BB King
Peter Tork
Ron Springs
Alternates:
Luise Rainer
Dolores Hope
Eva Zeisel
My main list doesn’t have a theme, but the alternates do: They’re all centenarians.