The Celebrity Death Pool 2011

After minutes spent on exhaustive research…
Michael Douglas
Julian Assange
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Steve Ballasteros
Dick Cheney
Roger Ebert
Aretha Franklin
Owen Wilson
Steve Hawking
Fidel Castro
Doris Day
Ashley Olsen
Jerry Lewis

I promised myself I wasn’t going to work so hard on my list this year, but of course I’ve been jiggering it about for months! I even drew names out of a jar at one point, but I couldn’t abide by the results. Now I’m just going to give you my list before I think of any more reasons to change it.

Sid Caesar
Doris Day
Ralphie May
Joseph Wapner
Billy Gardell
Alan Young
Richard Adams
Gene Wilder
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Jerry Lewis
Dick Clark
Phyllis Diller
Gerry Rafferty

Alternate:
Jane Russell

That would be Richard Adams, author of Watership Down, should there be any confusion.

Ralph Nader
Hugh O’Brien
Phyllis Diller
Hal Holbrook
Bob Barker
James Arness
Robert Conrad
Maureen O’Hara
Tom Baker
Robert Vaughn
Doris Day
Martin Milner
Don Rickles

Ariel Sharon
Connor Cosgrove
Michael Douglas
Aretha Franklin
Paul Gascoigne
Paul Henderson
Christopher Hitchens
Kim Jong Il
Brian Lenihan
Penny Marshall
Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed al-Megrahi
David Rose
Andy Whitfield

Alternates:
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Eddie Montgomery

Objection.

This is a freshman walk-on football player. Never even played in an actual college game. Probably non-famous, except that he was just diagnosed with leukemia, and the college is now rallying around him.

Wow, you take this seriously!

Just to make you feel better, I literally spent less than 10 minutes last evening filling out my 10. Mostly by thinking of someone, and doing a search on wikipedia to see if they were still alive (one wasn’t, Gary Coleman. I was on the right track!)

I say this only to make you feel better if I score more points than you. If I don’t I will start my list next June.

Larry Flynt
Ron Jeremy
George Wendt
Suge Knight
Andrew Lloyd Webber
Omar Abdel-Rahman
Mike Tyson
Kim Jong-il
Gary Busey
Michael Douglas
Lindsay Lohan
Mike Heimerdinger
Roger Ebert

Dammit.
Dammit again!

I shall replace Susie Edwards with Kathryn Joosten.

dammit

Michael Douglas
Owen Wilson
Lindsay Lohan
Britney Spears
Betty White
Dick Cheney
Rush Limbaugh
Steve Jobs
Barack Obama
Tiger Woods
Fidel Castro
Amy Winehouse
Aretha Franklin

Dick Cheney
Nancy Reagan
Michael Douglas
Lindsay Lohan
Aretha Franklin
Amy Winehouse
Chuck Berry
Keith Richards
Jimmy Page
Steven Seagal
John Goodman
Justin Bieber
Betty White

Thanks for your work on the DP again this year amarone.
Michael Douglas - actor

Dick Cheney - VP

Seve Ballesteros - golfer

Genaro Hernandez - fighter

Vasily Aleksanyan - prisoner

Brian Lenihan - politician

Aretha Franklin - singer

Billy Graham - “Superstar” wrestler

Andy Whitfield - actor

Mike Heimerdinger - coach

Connie Needham – actress

Kim Jong-Il - dictator

Harmon Killebrew - baseball

Michael Douglas
Dick Cheney
Seve Ballesteros
Genaro Hernandez
Vasily Aleksanyan
Brian Lenihan
Aretha Franklin
Billy Graham
Andy Whitfield
Mike Heimerdinger
Connie Needham
Kim Jong-Il
Harmon Killebrew
Alternates
Stephen Hawking
Roger Ebert

I have revised my list:

Kim Jong-Il
Osama Bin Laden
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Fidel Castro
Aretha Franklin
Margaret Thatcher
Amy Winehouse
George H. W. Bush
Ruth Bader Ginsberg
Fred Phelps
Elizabeth Taylor
Nancy Reagan
Harmon Killebrew

Alternates:
Bob Dole
Pope Benedict XVI
Jimmy Carter
Mark Dayton

Oh, man, I guess I’m not the only one who heard.

Ineligible. He’s 16 years old.

I haven’t looked at anyone else’s entries, but I just wanted to applaud anyone who chose Jeff Conaway or Gary Busey.

Thanks to Dr. Drew, those guys seem to be true trainwrecks.

I have to revise my list. Justin Bieber is too young (thanks to MsWhatsit for the heads up)

Dick Cheney
Nancy Reagan
Michael Douglas
Lindsay Lohan
Aretha Franklin
Amy Winehouse
Chuck Berry
Keith Richards
Jimmy Page
Steven Seagal
John Goodman
Queen Elizabeth II
Betty White

I’m not sure where Dr. Drew came into the picture, but Gary Busey has been a train wreck for years.

1.) Andy Rooney
2.) Elisabeth Taylor
3.) Zsa Zsa Gabor
4.) Nancy Reagan
5.) Muhammad Ali
6.) Julian Assange
7.) Joseph Ratzinger (AKA the Pope)
8.) Michael Douglas
9.) Charlie Sheen
10.) Stephen Hawking
11.) Eddy Van Halen
12.) Eric Roberts
13.) Woody Harrelson

lexi - You need to reformat your list. Check the OP for correct style.