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Kind of a random assortment, but what the hell:
Plain list:
Albert Haynesworth
Stephen Baldwin
Tara Reid
Bai Ling
Hugh Hefner
Whitney Houston
Joan Rivers
Mel Gibson
Hulk Hogan
T.I.
Shaun Ryder
Keith Richards
Joan Baez
*T.I.'s real name is Clifford Joseph Harris, Jr.
Bobby “The Brain” Heenan
Aretha Franklin
Harmon Killebrew
Cardinal Francis George
Sean Connery
Kirk Douglas
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Tommy Lasorda
Courtney Love
Jeff Conaway
Warwick Davis
Arnold Palmer
Dean Smith
Two closing hour substitutions. My new plain list:
Connie Newton Needham
James Garner
George Karl
Mari Hulman George
Adam Yauch
Louis Farrakhan
Michael Douglas
Harlan Ellison
Marcia Strassman
Lindsay Lohan
Theresa Heinz Kerry
Michael Moore
Andy Whitfield
Alternates:
Maggie Smith
George Soros
Penny Marshall
Abdel Baset Al-Megrahi
Aretha Franklin
Roger Ebert
Pete Doherty
Lindsay Lohan
Bret Michaels
Amy Winehouse
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Elizabeth Taylor
Harmon Killebrew
Robert Conrad
Don Rickles
Chuck Berry
Fred Phelps
Jimmy Carter
Jerry Lee Lewis
Michael Douglas
Aretha Franklin
Fred Phelps
Bryant Gumbel
Lindsay Lohan
Marilyn Horne
Ruth Bader Ginsberg
Margaret Thatcher
Merle Haggard
Nolan Miller
John Anthony Walker
Charlie Louvin
Harvey James
Alternates:
Annette Funicello
Charlie Sheen
Mel Gibson
That’s Nolan Miller the fashion designer, by the way. Not the author.
Thanks, amarone!
Betty White
Lindsay Lohan
Owen Wilson
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Michael Douglas
Jimmy Carter
Dick Cheney
George H. W. Bush
Joan Rivers
Martin Sheen
Michael Moore
Paris Hilton
Mickey Rourke
I wish I could find a way to add the Natalie Menndoza’s replacement in the Broadway version of Spider Man. But they haven’t chosen her yet.
I’m tempted to do a Spider Man theme, as the show has ‘death trap’ written all over it.
Aretha Franklin
Ozzy Osborne
Lindsey Lohan
Ariel Sharon
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Kim Jong Il
Dick Cheney
Roger Ebert
Bill Cosby
Mel Gibson
OJ Simpson
Alex Trebek
Daniel Raddcliffe
Meh, mostly last years, er this years, repeated. Almost forgot to post.
1. Zombie Fidel Castro: duh
2. Muhammad Ali: down goes Ali
3. Zombie Ariel Sharon
4. Aretha Franklin
5. Great Train robber Ronnie Biggs: though I think he has been on his death bed longer than Zombie Ariel Sharon
6. Jean Kennedy Smith: last of that generation of Kennedys
7. Famous drug addict-Amy Winehouse
8. Michael Douglas
9. Hall of Fame drug addict: Rush Limbaugh
10. Carly Fiorina
11. Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed Al Megrahi
12. Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake: taking a flyer on another pro rassler dying early
13. Former St Louis Ram and complete waste of talent Lawrence Phillips. I scored with people from the St Louis Rams organization two years so I thought I would make it a tradition. Phillips is serving a 10-year prison sentence so he may be safer in jail than out in society. Phillips is the archetypical thug ex-football player, surprised he isn't dead already.
In case any of the above don’t see the new year:
John McCain
Sarah Palin
Fidel Castro
Muhammad Ali
Ariel Sharon
Aretha Franklin
Ronnie Biggs
Jean Kennedy Smith
Amy Winehouse
Michael Douglas
Rush Limbaugh
Carly Fiorina
Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed Al Megrahi
Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake
Lawrence Phillips
John McCain
Sarah Palin
My last minute changes:
Michael Douglas
Muhammed Ali
Willie Mays
Paula Deen
Andy Rooney
Jimmy Carter
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Merle Haggard
Willie Nelson
Lindsay Lohan
Guy Fieri
Aretha Franklin
Dick Clark
Billy Graham
BB King
Phyllis Diller
Amy Winehouse
Courtney Love
Dick Cheney
Fidel Castro
George H.W. Bush
Jerry B. Jenkins
Kim Jong Il
Kim Jong Un
Raúl Castro
Robert Pattinson
Roger Ebert
Rush Limbaugh
Tim LaHaye
Alternates:
Britney Spears
Elizabeth Taylor
Hugh Hefner
Yao Defen
Zac Efron
Aretha Franklin
Billy Graham
Christopher Hitchens
Daniel Inouye
Etta James
Faye Kellerman
George Lazenby
Harry Morgan
Ingrid Newkirk
John Oates
Katherine Paterson
Alternate:
Queen Latifah (which doesn’t quite work - but Qs are hard)
Bobby “The Brain” Heenan
Aretha Franklin
Harmon Killebrew
Cardinal Francis George
Sean Connery
Kirk Douglas
Michael Douglas
Roger Ebert
Tommy Lasorda
Courtney Love
Jeff Conaway
Warwick Davis
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Alternates:
Arnold Palmer
Dean Smith
Susie Edwards is still dead.
dammit
Here is my Clean List:
Aretha Franklin
Harmon Killebrew
Billy Graham, the preacher
Billy Graham, the wrestler
Abdelbasel Ali Mohmed Al Megahi
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Christopher HItchens
Ronnie Biggs
Margeret Thatcher
Bumibol Adulyadej
Ruth Bader Ginsberg
Jason Becker
James Randi
Alternates:
Paul Casciogne
Fred Phelps
Nancy Reagan
(Is Randi** still allowed as he is a registered doper?)** If not, bump up Paul Casciogne to the Gift of Life list.
Thank you, Amarone!
You simply ROCK!
Margaret Thatcher
Lindsay Lohan
Elizabeth Taylor
Michael Douglas
Mickey Rooney
Andy Whitfield
Bobby Brown
Dick Van Dyke
Courtney Love
Pete Doherty
Mel Gibson
Charlie Sheen
Miley Cyrus
Margaret Thatcher
Fidel Castro
Pope Benedict XVI
Ronnie Biggs
Harmon Killebrew
Kim Jong-il
Muhammad Ali
Seve Ballesteros
Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed Al Megrahi
George H. W. Bush
John Daly
Paul Gascoigne
Amy Winehouse
Wilford Brimley
Brett Michaels
Christopher Hitchins
Elizabeth Taylor
Paul McCartney
Queen Elizabeth
Hugh Hefner
Wesley Snipes
David Letterman
Tara Reid
Val Kilmer
Lindsay Lohan
William Shatner
Alternate if one of the above should die within the next hour and fifty-six minutes: Phyllis Diller
This year’s candidates for the Green Banana Club:
Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed Al Megrahi, Bomber
Kim Jong Il, nasty dictator
Aretha Franklin, singer
Zsa Zsa Gabor, plenty of room in this handbasket, why?
Fidel Castro, but will we ever know?
Dick Cheney, Bionics will someday fail…
Hugh Hefner, Drinking the blood of young blonds will only work for so long….
Dave Maynard, Boston talk show host for forever
Penny Marshal, director/actress
Michael Douglas, stage IV means no green bananas
Lindsey Lohan, death by misadventure, can’t cure stupid
Ariel Sharon, just a matter of time
Gordon Murray, author/banker
Clean list:
Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed Al Megrahi
Kim Jong Il
Aretha Franklin
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Fidel Castro
Dick Cheney
Hugh Hefner
Dave Maynard
Penny Marshal
Michael Douglas
Lindsey Lohan
Ariel Sharon
Gordon Murray
Wildcard: Jimmy Carter