# The Celebrity Death Pool 2012

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** death-pool\
**Created:** [December 1, 2011, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679 "2011-12-01T06:00:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Zagalejo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Zagalejo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zagalejo)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/181 "2011-12-19T05:37:26Z")

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Kenny Baker  
Ernest Borgnine  
Sid Caesar  
Fidel Castro  
Bob Dole  
Kirk Douglas  
Zsa Zsa Gabor  
Henry Kissinger  
Nelson Mandela  
Al Molinaro  
Mickey Rooney  
Ariel Sharon  
Ronnie Wickers

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**Author:** ![chizzuk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@chizzuk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chizzuk)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/182 "2011-12-19T06:31:13Z")

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Hosni Mubarak  
Joe Paterno  
Zsa Zsa Gabor  
King Juan Carlos I  
Emperor Akihito  
Fidel Castro  
Roger Ebert  
Silvio Berlusconi  
Jimmy Carter  
Dick Cheney  
Jiang Zemin  
King Abdullah bin Abdul-Aziz Al-Saud  
Prince Philip

Alternates:  
Ruth Madoff  
John McCain  
William Clay Ford Sr.

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**Author:** ![muppetman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@muppetman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muppetman)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/183 "2011-12-19T12:16:35Z")

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The Game i used to play got shut down so can i join yours?

[ol]  
[li]Fidel Castro[/li][li]Dick Clark[/li][li]Zsa Zsa Gabor[/li][li]Jerry Lewis[/li][li]Nancy Reagan[/li][li]Betty Ford[/li][li]Margaret Thatcher[/li][li]Bob Barker[/li][li]Jimmy Carter[/li][li]Mickey Rooney[/li][li]Aretha Franklin[/li][li]Abe Vigoda[/li][li]Phylis Diller[/li][/ol]

Alternates

Hugh Hefner  
Larry King  
Betty White

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**Author:** ![Boxermom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/919ad9/32.png) [@Boxermom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boxermom)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/184 "2011-12-19T12:32:04Z")

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Please replace Kim Jong-Il with Rosie O’Donnell. New list:  
George Soros  
Louis Farrakhan  
Hugo Chavez  
Robert Mugabe  
Michael Moore  
**Rosie O’Donnell**  
Bill Moyers  
Bashar al-Assad  
Maxine Waters  
Nancy Pelosi  
Harry Reid  
Eric Holder  
Jon Corzine

Alternates:

Bill Ayers  
Rahm Emanuel

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**Author:** ![Avarie537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/185 "2011-12-19T13:09:03Z")

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> [@Avarie537](#):
>
> Since Kim Jong-il has kicked it, I will amend my list as follows:
> 
> Michael Douglas  
> Zsa Zsa Gabor  
> Fidel Castro  
> BB King  
> Etta James  
> Hamed Karzai  
> Tara Reid  
> Gary Busey  
> Eddie Van Halen  
> Charlie Sheen  
> Lindsay Lohan  
> Robert Downey Jr.

Oy vey … adding one more!

Michael Douglas  
Zsa Zsa Gabor  
Fidel Castro  
BB King  
Etta James  
Hamed Karzai  
Tara Reid  
Gary Busey  
Eddie Van Halen  
Charlie Sheen  
Lindsay Lohan  
Robert Downey Jr  
Lil Wayne

Alternate  
Mel Gibson

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/186 "2011-12-19T13:27:17Z")

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> [@muppetman](#):
>
> The Game i used to play got shut down so can i join yours?
> 
> [ol]  
> [li]Fidel Castro[/li][li]Dick Clark[/li][li]Zsa Zsa Gabor[/li][li]Jerry Lewis[/li][li]Nancy Reagan[/li][li]Betty Ford[/li][li]Margaret Thatcher[/li][li]Bob Barker[/li][li]Jimmy Carter[/li][li]Mickey Rooney[/li][li]Aretha Franklin[/li][li]Abe Vigoda[/li][li]Phylis Diller[/li][/ol]
> 
> Alternates
> 
> Hugh Hefner  
> Larry King  
> Betty White

Welcome to the SDMB! But please note in the rules how a list is to be posted, plainly without numbers.

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/187 "2011-12-19T13:34:39Z")

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With a Jong gone for long, it looks like I’ll need to submit a new, revised list. I think I’ll wait until after Christmas, to avoid any more surprises.

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**Author:** ![meghan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e47c2d/32.png) [@meghan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meghan)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/188 "2011-12-19T15:56:51Z")

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I had to update my list from last year (Thank you Amy!).

Keith Richards  
Jerry Lewis  
Hillary Clinton  
MaryKate Olsen  
Fidel Castro  
Lance Armstrong  
Vladimir Putin  
Hamid Karsai  
Dick Cheney  
Nancy Reagan  
Billy Graham  
Bernie Madoff  
Robin Gibbs

Alternates:  
Bernard Cardinal Law  
Brittney Spears

Billy Graham is the evangelist

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**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/189 "2011-12-19T21:02:23Z")

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Lucky me - I took Kim Jong Il off 2012’s list and replaced him with Robin Gibb.

Hang in there, Robin !

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/190 "2011-12-19T21:05:17Z")

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> [@Labtrash](#):
>
> Lucky me - I took Kim Jong Il off 2012’s list and replaced him with Robin Gibb.
> 
> Hang in there, Robin !

You can make whatever changes you want to your list through December 31, so even if you hadn’t made that change already it still wouldn’t be too late. I just swapped in somebody for Christopher Hitchens because he died last week.

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/191 "2011-12-19T21:19:14Z")

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Kirk Douglas (b. 1916) - Formerly Issur Danielovitch and a fine actor  
Zsa Zsa Gabor (b. 1917) - If I haven’t given up on Ariel Sharon, I ain’t giving up on Zsa Zsa  
Billy Graham (b. 1918) - Famous retired pastor  
Margaret Thatcher (b. 1925) - Former British PM who caused strong feelings amongst her constituents  
Nelle Harper Lee (b. 1926) - Author of the world’s most perfect novel IMHO  
Ariel Sharon (b. 1928) - Former Israeli PM in a persistent vegetative state  
Mikhail Gorbachev (b. 1931) - One of those “I thought he was dead already” picks  
Ruth Bader Ginsberg (b. 1933) - Supreme Court Justice with pancreatic cancer  
Piers Anthony (b. 1934) - Author of the Xanth series and general perv  
Robin Gibb (b. 1949) - Low-hanging fruit  
Bashar al-Assad (b. 1965) - Not popular among his constituents  
Charlie Sheen nee Carlos Estevez (b. 1965) - I’m not convinced he’s clean and sober and ready to live a long, fulfilling life.  
Jonathan Rhys Davies (b. 1977) - Young alky pick

ALTERNATE  
Robert Pattinson (b. 1986) - Just because

PLAIN LIST  
Kirk Douglas  
Zsa Zsa Gabor  
Billy Graham  
Margaret Thatcher  
Harper Lee  
Ariel Sharon  
Mikhail Gorbachev  
Ruth Bader Ginsberg  
Piers Anthony  
Robin Gibb  
Bashar al-Assad  
Jonathan Rhys Davies  
Charlie Sheen

Alternate  
Robert Pattinson

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**Author:** ![sco3tt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@sco3tt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sco3tt)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/192 "2011-12-19T22:21:16Z")

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This is my first submission, after having lurked in the pool for three or four years. I think I stumbled on a direct line to the nearly departed while watching _The Larry Sanders Show_ on Netflix. This show is an endless 1990s nostalgia parade of “Whatever happened to her?” and “Is he still alive?” cameos. This, then, is a themed list – all of my entries appeared as show guests or fictionalized versions of themselves on that program.

George Segal - actor  
Vendela Kirsebom - model  
Brett Butler - actress/comedian  
Angie Dickinson - actress  
Laura Leighton - actress  
Rosey Grier - former NFL player, body donor for Ray Milland’s head  
Anne-Marie Johnson - actress  
Shawn Colvin - musician  
Kip Adotta - comedian  
Bobcat Goldthwait - comedian  
Mary Gross - comedian  
Jerry Stiller - comedian  
Harvey Fierstein - actor/playwright

Alternates (fittingly, a sub-theme of people who were notably bumped from the show):  
Jeff Cesario - comedian  
Ryan O’Neal - actor  
Roseanne Barr - actress/comedian

Forgive me if my theme is unoriginal, as it seemed so obvious after I saw Gene Siskel, John Ritter and Warren Zevon as guests on the same episode a few days ago (not to mention mulitple appearances by Bruno Kirby) but I didn’t find any mention of it when I searched the past years’ pools.

Plain list:

George Segal  
Vendela Kirsebom  
Brett Butler  
Angie Dickinson  
Laura Leighton  
Rosey Grier  
Anne-Marie Johnson  
Shawn Colvin  
Kip Adotta  
Bobcat Goldthwait  
Mary Gross  
Jerry Stiller  
Harvey Fierstein

Alternates  
Jeff Cesario  
Ryan O’Neal  
Roseanne Barr

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**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/193 "2011-12-19T22:31:41Z")

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Actually I think that’s a very creative theme. And very cool. Welcome to the DP, **sco3tt**.

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**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2011, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/194 "2011-12-19T23:53:57Z")

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> [@SpazCat](#):
>
> Kirk Douglas (b. 1916) - Formerly Issur Danielovitch and a fine actor  
> Zsa Zsa Gabor (b. 1917) - If I haven’t given up on Ariel Sharon, I ain’t giving up on Zsa Zsa  
> Billy Graham (b. 1918) - Famous retired pastor  
> Margaret Thatcher (b. 1925) - Former British PM who caused strong feelings amongst her constituents  
> Nelle Harper Lee (b. 1926) - Author of the world’s most perfect novel IMHO  
> Ariel Sharon (b. 1928) - Former Israeli PM in a persistent vegetative state  
> Mikhail Gorbachev (b. 1931) - One of those “I thought he was dead already” picks  
> Ruth Bader Ginsberg (b. 1933) - Supreme Court Justice with pancreatic cancer  
> Piers Anthony (b. 1934) - Author of the Xanth series and general perv  
> Robin Gibb (b. 1949) - Low-hanging fruit  
> Bashar al-Assad (b. 1965) - Not popular among his constituents  
> Charlie Sheen nee Carlos Estevez (b. 1965) - I’m not convinced he’s clean and sober and ready to live a long, fulfilling life.  
> Jonathan Rhys Davies (b. 1977) - Young alky pick
> 
> ALTERNATE  
> Robert Pattinson (b. 1986) - Just because
> 
> PLAIN LIST  
> Kirk Douglas  
> Zsa Zsa Gabor  
> Billy Graham  
> Margaret Thatcher  
> Harper Lee  
> Ariel Sharon  
> Mikhail Gorbachev  
> Ruth Bader Ginsberg  
> Piers Anthony  
> Robin Gibb  
> Bashar al-Assad  
> Jonathan Rhys Davies  
> Charlie Sheen
> 
> Alternate  
> Robert Pattinson

I think you mean Jonathan Rhys Meyers. John Rhys-Davies is a totally different guy.

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**Author:** ![Tamex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Tamex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamex)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2011, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/195 "2011-12-20T00:04:47Z")

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I’m throwing my hat in the ring again, Death Poolers! Triumphant return to the top ten or a sophomore slump? Only time and the Grim Reaper will tell…

Jerry Lewis  
Charlie Sheen  
Penny Marshall  
Andy Williams  
Joe Paterno  
Robin Gibb  
Lindsey Lohan  
George McGovern  
Etta James  
Margaret Thatcher  
Ralphie May  
Bashar al-Assad  
Kim Jong-un

Alternates:  
Fidel Castro  
Jerry Sandusky  
David Spade

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**Author:** ![HeyHomie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heyhomie/32/207_2.png) [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2011, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/196 "2011-12-20T00:22:20Z")

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Subscribing. I’ll post a list later.

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**Author:** ![Randy\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ee7513/32.png) [@Randy\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Randy_Seltzer)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2011, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/197 "2011-12-20T00:36:23Z")

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> [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#):
>
> Just posting to subscribe. I’m working on my list…checking it twice!

> [@HeyHomie](#):
>
> Subscribing. I’ll post a list later.

Guys, you don’t need to post to subscribe. Click on “thread tools” at the top of the page and select “subscribe.”

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**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2011, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/198 "2011-12-20T00:51:23Z")

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Yay **Baker**! Thanks for taking this on!

Death pool 2012: it’s a random group with no theme, but I’m hoping that maybe I’ll score next year…

Morgan Freeman  
Joe Paterno  
Hank Aaron  
Shirley MacLaine  
Julie Andrews  
Michael J. Fox  
Neil Armstrong  
Anne Rice  
Pope Benedict XVI  
Aretha Franklin  
Muhammad Ali  
George H.W. Bush  
Loretta Lynn

Alternates:  
Nadya Suleman  
Greg Louganis  
Dustin Hoffman

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2011, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/199 "2011-12-20T03:42:56Z")

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[quote=“muppetman, post:183, topic:604679”]

[li]Betty Ford[/li][/QUOTE]

Unless you mean someone else by that name, the ex-First Lady is [already dead.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betty_Ford)

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2011, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/200 "2011-12-20T15:36:29Z")

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Lindsay Lohan – Kept alive by my death pool list for YEARS.  
Etta James – This year’s no-brainer  
Joe Paterno – Lung cancer, a broken hip, and a scandal that removed all meaning and honor from his life? Sounds like death pool fodder for me!  
Jerry Sandusky – Only question is who ends up being responsible for it–victim, parent, deranged Nittany Lions fan, or himself?  
Sam Hurd – I’m sure he’s pissed off some of the wrong people.  
Danica Patrick – This year’s racecar driver  
Courtney Love – I think she’s probably pickled, but what the hey.  
Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi – Her eating disorder seems to be back in full force  
Fidel Castro – He’s probably been dead for years, but…  
Lindsey Jacobellis – This year’s 27-Club entry  
Chris Rene – X-Factor USA finalist who likes meth a lot  
Abdelbaset al-Megrahi – Maybe he wasn’t as terminally ill as we thought.  
Michael Douglas – I kept him alive for 2011, let’s see if this works.

Alternates:  
Ariel “Zzzzz” Sharon  
Fred “Just croak already” Phelps  
Dick “Heartless” Cheney

Clean List:  
Lindsay Lohan  
Etta James  
Joe Paterno  
Jerry Sandusky  
Sam Hurd  
Danica Patrick  
Courtney Love  
Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi  
Fidel Castro  
Lindsey Jacobellis  
Chris Rene  
Abdelbaset al-Megrahi  
Michael Douglas

Alternates:  
Ariel Sharon  
Fred Phelps  
Dick Cheney

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