# The Celebrity Death Pool 2012

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** death-pool\
**Created:** [December 1, 2011, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679 "2011-12-01T06:00:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/361 "2011-12-31T01:36:13Z")

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1. Gary Carter – Baseball player
2. Suanoi Sor Tanapinyo – Boxer
3. Raven Alexis – Actress
4. Penny Marshall – Actress/director
5. Robin Gibb – Singer
6. Etta James – Singer, Low Hanging Fruit
7. Joe Paterno – Football coach
8. Zsa Zsa Gabor – Actress
9. Abdel Baset al-Megrahi – Lockerbie Bomber
10. Jerry Jones – Cowboys owner
11. Ethan Zohn – Soccer/reality TV star
12. Ariel Sharon – Former Israeli Prime Minister
13. Reverend Donald Wildmon – Raging Douchebag

Alternate 1) Mahmoud Ahmadinejad – Iranian President  
Alternate 2) Desmond Harrington – Actor  
Gary Carter  
Suanoi Sor Tanapinyo  
Raven Alexis  
Penny Marshall  
Robin Gibb  
Etta James  
Joe Paterno  
Zsa Zsa Gabor  
Abdel Baset al-Megrahi  
Jerry Jones  
Ethan Zohn  
Ariel Sharon  
Reverend Donald Wildmon

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**Author:** ![Monstera\_deliciosa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monstera_deliciosa/32/109_2.png) [@Monstera\_deliciosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstera_deliciosa)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/362 "2011-12-31T01:57:02Z")

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Hugo Chavez  
Kirk Douglas  
Michael Douglas  
Annette Funicello  
Zsa Zsa Gabor  
Robin Gibb  
Etta James  
Jack Klugman  
Lindsay Lohan  
Michael Lohan  
Oliver Sacks  
Margaret Thatcher  
Otis Williams

Alternates

Ruth Bader Ginsburg  
Prince Philip  
Joan Fontaine

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/363 "2011-12-31T03:34:14Z")

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I am so uninspired this year. I couldn’t come up with a definative themed list that I could really get behind and cheer them on to the Grim Reaper’s Sickle-palooza.

Robin Gibbs  
Gary Carter  
Etta James  
Fidel Castro  
Bobby Doerr  
Ariel Sharon  
Lindsay Lohan  
Ronnie Biggs  
Abdelbasel Ali Mohmed Al Megahi ( Lockerbie bomber guy)  
Joe Paterno  
Jerry Sandusky  
Penny Marshall  
Billy Graham.

Alternates:  
Chayito Valdez  
Margaret Thatcher  
Fred Phelps.

**Bobby Doerr** is the oldest living Baseball player.  
**Lindsay Lohan** , this is the first time she’s been on my list, so good luck to her.  
**Ronnie Biggs** hits some kind of anniversary mark with this years appearance, I don’t know what it is, but I’m not giving up on him.  
**Etta James** and\*\* Billy Graham\*\* are all gimmies.  
Good luck to everyone playing this year!  
**Zsa Zsa** , if you are reading this, if you croak in the next twenty four hours, you redeem yourself in the eyes of every Dead Pooler out there who has had your name on the list this year.

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/364 "2011-12-31T03:44:06Z")

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> [@Hal\_Briston](#):
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> 1. Suanoi Sor Tanapinyo – Boxer

I have him on my 2011 list, but I have been unable to find anything about him, one way or the other, since he went into a coma in August of 2010.

Seen anything recent?

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/365 "2011-12-31T03:46:20Z")

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> [@Shirley\_Ujest](#):
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> **Zsa Zsa** , if you are reading this, if you croak in the next twenty four hours, you redeem yourself in the eyes of every Dead Pooler out there who has had your name on the list this year.

Wouldn’t it be a hoot if she’s already kicked but all her “people” are keeping it under wraps until Sunday as one huge middle finger to every Death Pool around the world?

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/366 "2011-12-31T03:55:50Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> Wouldn’t it be a hoot if she’s already kicked but all her “people” are keeping it under wraps until Sunday as one huge middle finger to every Death Pool around the world?

I think she’s been reanimated.  
I’m torn about taking off one of the low hanging fruits and adding Paul Christoforo, from Ocean Marketing. If you haven’t been following this…

[Enjoy watching a train wreck in real time.](http://www.penny-arcade.com/resources/just-wow1.html) or maybe [something coined at Fark as Schadendouche.](http://gamerfront.net/2011/12/n-control-responds-to-ocean-marketing-fiasco/15260)

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**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/367 "2011-12-31T03:57:11Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> Wouldn’t it be a hoot if she’s already kicked but all her “people” are keeping it under wraps until Sunday as one huge middle finger to every Death Pool around the world?

We’d still get the points, though.

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**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/368 "2011-12-31T04:32:33Z")

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Zombie Fidel Castro: duh  
Muhammad Ali: down goes Ali  
Zombie Ariel Sharon  
Robin Gibb, don’t think he will be stayin alive in 2012  
Great Train robber Ronnie Biggs: though I think he has been on his death bed longer than Zombie Ariel Sharon  
Jean Kennedy Smith: last of that generation of Kennedys  
Etta James  
Giuliana Rancic  
Roger Ebert, one thumb down I am afraid  
Raven Alexis  
Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed Al Megrahi- was waiting for Muammar Gaddafi to go first  
Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake: taking a flyer on another pro rassler dying early  
Whitney Houston

In case any of the above don’t see the new year:  
John McCain  
Sarah Palin  
Fidel Castro  
Muhammad Ali  
Ariel Sharon  
Robin Gibb  
Ronnie Biggs  
Jean Kennedy Smith  
Etta James  
Giuliana Rancic  
Roger Ebert  
Raven Alexis  
Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed Al Megrahi  
Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake  
Whitney Houston

John McCain  
Sarah Palin

Robin Gibb  
Giuliana Rancic  
Etta James

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/369 "2011-12-31T04:32:55Z")

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I shall replace John Barrow with Raven Alexis.  
Raven Alexis  
Hugo Chavez  
Andy Williams  
Larry Hagman  
Vince Flynn  
Molli Serrano  
Robin Gibbs  
Michael Douglas  
Etta James

Michael Dokes  
Derryn Hinch  
Abdel Basset Ali al-Megrahi  
William Sanders  
Sean Connery

Raven Alexis, porn star

Hugo Chavez, President of Venezula, Cancer

Andy Williams

Larry Hagman

Vince Flynn, author, prostate cancer

Molli Serrano, athlete

Robin Gibbs, Bee Gee

Michael Douglas, throat cancer

Etta James

Michael Dokes, Boxer

Derryn Hinch, Australian radio commentator

Abdel Basset Ali al-Megrahi

William Sanders, author

Sean Connery, Actor, heart

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**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/370 "2011-12-31T04:58:16Z")

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That’s 14 names.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/371 "2011-12-31T05:04:31Z")

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Oops, too many. Sean Connery is an alternate.  
Raven Alexis  
Hugo Chavez  
Andy Williams  
Larry Hagman  
Vince Flynn  
Molli Serrano  
Robin Gibbs  
Michael Douglas  
Etta James  
Michael Dokes  
Derryn Hinch  
Abdel Basset Ali al-Megrahi  
William Sanders  
Alternate:  
Sean Connery

Raven Alexis, porn star

Hugo Chavez, President of Venezula, Cancer

Andy Williams

Larry Hagman

Vince Flynn, author, prostate cancer

Molli Serrano, athlete

Robin Gibbs, Bee Gee

Michael Douglas, throat cancer

Etta James

Michael Dokes, Boxer

Derryn Hinch, Australian radio commentator

Abdel Basset Ali al-Megrahi

William Sanders, author

Alternate: Sean Connery  
TNAI Mrs Plant was annoyed, anyway. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/372 "2011-12-31T05:12:23Z")

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> [@Fear\_Itself](#):
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> I have him on my 2011 list, but I have been unable to find anything about him, one way or the other, since he went into a coma in August of 2010.
> 
> Seen anything recent?

Not a peep. I’m not even certain how I became aware of him, but I had his name on my short list so I looked it up. The only story that seems to be out there is this one. Still, taking a chance on this one.

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/373 "2011-12-31T05:21:21Z")

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> [@Hal\_Briston](#):
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> Not a peep. I’m not even certain how I became aware of him, but I had his name on my short list so I looked it up. The only story that seems to be out there is [this one](http://www.bangkokpost.com/news/sports/191000/). Still, taking a chance on this one.

I’ve been going by [his bio on boxrec.com](http://boxrec.com/list_bouts.php?human_id=508304&cat=boxer) , which doesn’t show a date of death. They do show a date of death for other recently deceased boxers, like [Joe Frazier](http://boxrec.com/list_bouts.php?human_id=147&cat=boxer).

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**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/374 "2011-12-31T05:30:05Z")

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Top 13:

Robin Gibb  
Muhammod Ali  
Larry Hagman  
Michael Douglas  
Billy Graham  
Joe Paterno  
Zsa Zsa Gabor  
Penny Marshall  
Nelson Mandela  
Andy Williams  
Etta James  
Marcia Strassman  
Lindsey Lohan

(That’s Rev. Billy Graham)

Alternates:

Connie Newton Needham  
Molly Meldrum  
Giuliana Rancic  
Aretha Franklin  
(All subject to last-minutes changes.)

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**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/375 "2011-12-31T05:40:39Z")

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**Baker** , is it a problem for you if someone misspells a name? I mean, how do you find all the people who picked, say, Muhammad Ali if there are four different spellings of his name submitted?

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**Author:** ![Mehitabel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Mehitabel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mehitabel)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/376 "2011-12-31T05:57:40Z")

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Yay, the most evilest time of the year! Two of my picks died within a few days of each other this month, and while Hitchens was a great loss Kim Jong-il was one-third of my Trilogy of Evil Dictator Bastards. I’m going with a theme of Power Players since they’ve been dropping like flies this year. Also daredevils and Venerable New York Institutions for sheer randomness. No alternates, too lazy, although I thought of adding poor Ethan Zohn, but Jenna Morasca is so nice to me on Twitter…

Trio of Evil Dictator Bastards (with One New Member!)  
Robert Mugabe (killer of Zimbabweans)  
Than Shwe (killer of Burmese and superstitious weirdo)  
Bashar al-Assad (current killer of Syrians)

Second-Tier Powermongers  
Hugo Chavez (conspiracy theorist)  
Ayman al-Zawahiri (dour ruthless head of al-Qaeda)

Octogenarian Tories  
Margaret Thatcher  
George H.W. Bush  
Nancy Reagan

Livin’ on the Edge  
Julian Assange (Someday the Swedish woman will have a knife)  
Charlie Sheen (tigers are going extinct)  
Richard Branson (adventure goes wrong)

Venerable New York Institutions  
Jimmy Breslin (Famous dead-tree newspaper columnist)  
Ed Koch (How’m I doing? Ehhh, not so good)

Plain Vanilla List

Robert Mugabe  
Than Shwe  
Bashar al-Assad  
Hugo Chavez  
Ayman al-Zawahiri  
Margaret Thatcher  
George HW Bush  
Nancy Reagan  
Julian Assange  
Charlie Sheen  
Richard Branson  
Jimmy Breslin  
Ed Koch

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/377 "2011-12-31T06:07:45Z")

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> [@a35362](#):
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> **Baker** , is it a problem for you if someone misspells a name? I mean, how do you find all the people who picked, say, Muhammad Ali if there are four different spellings of his name submitted?

I have two spreadsheets, one that totals choices made, and one that displays what each poster picks. I know most of the ones to look out for, like Ali, and when I sort the former sheet, I doublecheck certain names. I did miss one, and found it today, Mary-Kate Olsen as compared to Mary Kate Olsen. The hyphen separated the choice of names. Or Linds(a)(e)y Lohan.

I also found one poster who listed Baroness Thatcher. In my count sheet I changed it to Margaret Thatcher. There is a rule to list a celebrity by their most common name, but I didn’t make an issue of it. The same person also listed “The Duke of Edinburgh” and I changed that one as well.

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**Author:** ![CreaseMunky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f475e1/32.png) [@CreaseMunky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CreaseMunky)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/378 "2011-12-31T06:44:30Z")

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I’m finally remembering to make a list and submit it on time after not doing so for I don’t know how many years. All choices were made without looking at any other list in the thread and are completely random. Any remarkable similarity to an existing list is purely coincidence and we should think about playing the lottery.

Dana Carvey  
Hulk Hogan  
Gloria Steinem  
Joe Namath  
George H. W. Bush  
Sophia Loren  
Maury Povich  
Avril Lavigne  
Mick Mars  
Jeff Gordon  
Rush Limbaugh  
Ed Koch  
Eddie Van Halen

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/379 "2011-12-31T07:26:59Z")

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Well, with the deaths of two of my original choices I post my changed list to get on some bandwagons.  
**William John “Bill” Janklow** , former South Dakota governor, bad driver.

**Muhammad Ali** , Sting \*\*by \*\*a bee!

**Robin Gibb** , Sting by Bee Gees!

**Dennis Frederiksen** , and Toto too!

**Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed Al Megrahi** , mad bomber.

**Penny Marshall** , Director.

**Rich Buhler** , California Christian radio voice.

**Dick Cheney** , no heart, no pulse, undead.

**Sir Terry Pratchett** , the writer. ☹

**Stefano Borgonovo** , Italian Soccer player Diagnosed with motor neurone disease in 2008. I think he will score the last goal soon.

**Susan Clark** , rare cancer has overtaken her vital organs, she is a former host of the KBLL radio show Coffee Break in Montana.

**Etta James** and

**Raven Alexis** , are my bandwagon picks.  
Alternates:  
**Tila Tequila** , likely young trainwreck.

**Superstar Billy Graham** , the wrestler.

Simple list:

William John “Bill” Janklow  
Muhammad Ali  
Robin Gibb  
Dennis Frederiksen  
Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed Al Megrahi  
Penny Marshall  
Rich Buhler  
Stefano Borgonovo  
Susan Clark  
Dick Cheney  
Sir Terry Pratchett  
Etta James  
Raven Alexis

Alternates:  
Tila Tequila  
Superstar Billy Graham

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/380 "2011-12-31T12:57:15Z")

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As of this posting there are 130 valid entries. Two posters have entries which don’t qualify unless they post a plain list as required by the rules. They have been notified both by PM and in this thread. One poster has just twelve names, but since they are posted plainly his shorted list still counts.

For 2011 there were 153 entries. So I hope there’s a late surge here.

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