# The Celebrity Death Pool 2012

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** death-pool\
**Created:** [December 1, 2011, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679 "2011-12-01T06:00:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Wallflower](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Wallflower](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallflower)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/101 "2011-12-06T02:17:03Z")

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For a change of pace, I’ve decided to do a themed list this year. Maybe a bunch of different names than past years will jump start some points for me again. From the 70’s serial/sitcoms Soap and Benson:  
Susan Harris  
Robert Guillaume  
Katherine Helmond  
Robert Mandan  
Billy Crystal  
Inga Swenson  
James Noble  
Donnelly Rhodes  
Missy Gold  
Jennifer Salt  
Jay Johnson  
Dinah Manoff  
Sal Viscuso

Alternates  
John Byner  
Howard Hesseman  
Rebecca Balding

Susan Harris created the series, and the alternates played recurring characters.

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**Author:** ![Avarie537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/102 "2011-12-06T02:48:42Z")

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Aretha Franklin  
Michael Douglas  
Zsa Zsa Gabor  
Fidel Castro  
BB King  
Kim Jong-il  
Hamed Karzai  
Tara Reid  
Gary Busey  
Eddie Van Halen  
Charlie Sheen  
Lindsay Lohan  
Robert Downey Jr.

Alternate  
Mel Gibson

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**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/103 "2011-12-06T02:56:42Z")

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Is it wrong, that I want January to already be here, along with my list starting?

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**Author:** ![Spiff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiff/32/9852_2.png) [@Spiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiff)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/104 "2011-12-06T18:02:24Z")

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> [@Meeko](#):
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> Is it wrong, that I want January to already be here, along with my list starting?

Yes, it is. Don’t wish your life away.

But please continue to wish away the lives of your selected celebrities, of course. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Dennis\_Arthur\_PERRETT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3e96dc/32.png) [@Dennis\_Arthur\_PERRETT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dennis_Arthur_PERRETT)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2011, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/105 "2011-12-07T06:32:55Z")

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Loretta Lynn  
Jack Klugman  
Paul McCartney  
David Hasselhoff  
John Cusack  
Geri Halliwell  
Phyllis Diller  
Andy Williams  
Don Everly  
Ronnie Wood  
Donny Osmond  
Harry Connick Junior  
Miley Cyrus

Alternates.  
Tommy Lee  
Pope Benedict XVI

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2011, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/106 "2011-12-07T08:47:20Z")

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Given my track record in this thing, anyone on my list is pretty much guaranteed to survive the year. Oh well, here goes:

Bobby “The Brain” Heenan–pro wrestling manager  
Verne Gagne—pro wrestler  
Abdullah the Butcher—pro wrestler  
Billy Graham—the preacher, not the wrestler  
Ruth Bader Ginsburg----Associate Justice, SCOTUS  
Jimmy Carter—former POTUS  
George H. W. Bush—former POTUS  
Fred Phelps—asshole  
Mike Tyson—former boxer, biter of ears  
Terry Bradshaw—former football player, current pre game show guy  
Meat Loaf—aka Michael Lee Aday, singer  
Keith Richards—Rolling Stones guitarist  
Bob Dylan—folk singer/songwriter

Alternates:  
Dusty Rhodes—The American Dream, pro wrestler  
Cowboy Bill Watts—pro wrestler/promoter  
Nature Boy Ric Flair—pro wrestler

**Plain list:**

Bobby Heenan  
Verne Gagne  
Abdullah the Butcher  
Billy Graham  
Ruth Bader Ginsburg  
Jimmy Carter  
George H. W. Bush  
Fred Phelps  
Mike Tyson  
Terry Bradshaw  
Meat Loaf  
Keith Richards  
Bob Dylan

Alternates:

Dusty Rhodes  
Bill Watts  
Ric Flair

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**Author:** ![Cugel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cugel/32/1199_2.png) [@Cugel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cugel)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2011, 9:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/107 "2011-12-07T09:50:54Z")

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I got bored ☹ but may as well submit an entry.

Julian Assange  
Tom Jones  
Todd Carney  
Akihito  
Gough Whitlam  
Lindsay Lohan  
Robert Mugabe  
Robin Gibb  
Hosni Mubarak  
Norm Provan  
Hugh Hefner  
Yulia Tymoshenko  
Jerry Lewis

Their Wikipedia pages  
[Julian Assange]([Julian - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julian) Assange), [Tom Jones]([Tom - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom) Jones (singer)), [Todd Carney]([Todd - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Todd) Carney), [Akihito](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akihito), [Gough Whitlam]([Gough - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gough) Whitlam), [Lindsay Lohan]([Lindsay - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lindsay) Lohan), [Robert Mugabe]([Robert - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert) Mugabe), [Robin Gibb]([Robin - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robin) Gibb), [Hosni Mubarak]([Hosni - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hosni) Mubarak), [Norm Provan]([Norm - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norm) Provan), [Hugh Hefner]([Hugh - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugh) Hefner), [Yulia Tymoshenko]([Yulia - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yulia) Tymoshenko), [Jerry Lewis]([Jerry - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry) Lewis)

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**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2011, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/108 "2011-12-07T22:08:06Z")

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tough call… now that [Jerry Sandusky is in jail](http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/story/2011-12-07/sandusky-penn-state-child-sexual-abuse/51709602/1), is he a good candidate for my 2012 pool?

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**Author:** ![critter42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ba0ec/32.png) [@critter42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/critter42)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2011, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/109 "2011-12-07T23:06:26Z")

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> [@Meeko](#):
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> \*\*  
> It is the time I go from SON to MAN. \*\* 😃

Now you know this means every MAN celebrity BUT these are going to bite it, right? 😃

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**Author:** ![Sarabellum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sarabellum/32/3492_2.png) [@Sarabellum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sarabellum)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2011, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/110 "2011-12-07T23:44:44Z")

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Ariel Sharon  
Prince Phillip (Duke of Edinburgh)  
Doyle Brunson  
Warren Jeffs  
Kim Jong Il  
Fidel Castro  
Annette Funicello  
Nicolas Cage  
Aretha Franklin  
Abdelbasel Ali Mohmed Al Megahi (Lockerbie Bomber)  
George (Reba) Schappell  
Dick Cheney  
Joe Paterno

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**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2011, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/111 "2011-12-08T13:07:57Z")

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These are all great lists. I predict a record crop of lucky nominees.

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**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2011, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/112 "2011-12-08T13:46:11Z")

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\*\*2012 Celebrity Dead Pool Hidden Message List \*\*

Ed Asner  
Nelson Mandela  
Della Resse  
Orson Bean  
Franco Zeffirelli  
Tom Wolfe  
Hal Holbrook  
Ernie Banks  
Willie Mays  
Omar Sharif  
Rich Little  
Louis Farrakhan  
Dick Van Dyke

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2011, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/113 "2011-12-08T14:33:51Z")

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Fist substitution of the year (?):

Demote Mari Hulman George to first alternate, and replace her with Christopher Hitchens. Strike Joni Mitchel from the alternates.

New, bare list:

Connie Newton Needham  
Robin Gibb  
Ron Smith  
Christopher Hitchens  
George Soros  
Louis Farrakhan  
Ryan Leaf  
Harlan Ellison  
Marcia Strassman  
Hugo Chavez  
Theresa Heinz Kerry  
Gary Carter  
Michael Douglas

Alternates:

Mari Hulman George  
James Garner  
Burt Reynolds

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2011, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/114 "2011-12-08T15:32:04Z")

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> [@Uncle\_Goat](#):
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> \*\*2012 Celebrity Dead Pool Hidden Message List \*\*  
> \<snip\>

Love it!

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**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2011, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/115 "2011-12-08T15:36:52Z")

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> [@Uncle\_Goat](#):
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> \*\*2012 Celebrity Dead Pool Hidden Message List \*\*

_golf clap_

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**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2011, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/116 "2011-12-08T15:51:23Z")

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> [@Uncle\_Goat](#):
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> \*\*2012 Celebrity Dead Pool Hidden Message List \*\*

True, but if that happens, no one would be able to score it, or celebrate it.

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**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2011, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/117 "2011-12-08T15:52:57Z")

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> [@Meeko](#):
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> True, but if that happens, no one would be able to score it, or celebrate it.

Also, I think we would all win. And lose.

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**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2011, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/118 "2011-12-08T15:55:16Z")

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[http://www.chron.com/news/article/MythBusters-hosts-Sorry-about-that-cannonball-2376113.php](http://www.chron.com/news/article/MythBusters-hosts-Sorry-about-that-cannonball-2376113.php)

C’mon guys! Couldn’t you wait a month for this? I mean some of us are counting on you for 2012.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Girlfriend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.girlfriend/32/193_2.png) [@Dr.Girlfriend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Girlfriend)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2011, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/119 "2011-12-08T16:45:29Z")

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> [@Uncle\_Goat](#):
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> \*\*2012 Celebrity Dead Pool Hidden Message List \*\*

Am I the only one who highlighted it looking for white text first?

Well played… 🙂

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**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2011, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/120 "2011-12-09T04:38:21Z")

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> [@Dr.Girlfriend](#):
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> Am I the only one who highlighted it looking for white text first?
> 
> Well played… 🙂

I was thinking I would have to, but before I started on that endeavor, I tried the correct … algorithm.

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