# The Celebrity Death Pool 2012

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** death-pool\
**Created:** [December 1, 2011, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679 "2011-12-01T06:00:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2011, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/121 "2011-12-09T04:39:41Z")

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I do a revision of my list on the last days of December, but usually I post a preliminary one just in case I forget later (to deal with copy cats or new developments too) so:

Mostly from my old list and some bandwagons:  
**David Hasselhoff** , overdoser  
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Muhammad Ali\*\*, Sting \*\*by \*\*a bee!

**Robin Gibb** , Sting by Bee Gees!  
\*\*  
Dennis Frederiksen\*\*, and Toto too!

**Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed Al Megrahi** , mad bomber.

**Penny Marshall** , Director.

**Ron Smith** , Baltimore radio announcer.

**Rich Buhler** , California Christian radio voice.

**Christopher Hitchens** , Heathen voice.

**Michael Guzman** , infamous New Mexico rapist killer.

**Pakistan’s Zardari** , needs a heart.

**Dick Cheney** , no heart, no pulse, undead.

**Sir Terry Pratchett** , the writer. \*  
Alternates:  
**Superstar Billy Graham** , the wrestler.

Guinea Bissau President **Malam Bacai Sanha**

**William John “Bill” Janklow** , former South Dakota governor, bad driver.  
Simple list:

David Hasselhoff  
Muhammad Ali  
Robin Gibb  
Dennis Frederiksen  
Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed Al Megrahi  
Penny Marshall  
Ron Smith  
Rich Buhler  
Christopher Hitchens  
Michael Guzman  
Asif Ali Zardari  
Dick Cheney  
Sir Terry Pratchett

Superstar Billy Graham  
Malam Bacai Sanha  
William John “Bill” Janklow

- most ☹ entry on my list if it happens.

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**Author:** ![audit1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@audit1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/audit1)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2011, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/122 "2011-12-10T11:29:35Z")

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Adam West  
Burt Ward  
Yvonne Craig  
Julie Newmar  
John Astin  
Van Williams  
Robert Clary  
Richard Dawson  
Dick Van Dyke  
Ken Berry  
Lyle Waggoner  
Larry Storch  
Ann B Davis

Alternates

Lee Meriwether  
Rose Marie

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**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2011, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/123 "2011-12-10T18:08:18Z")

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> [@GIGObuster](#):
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> - most ☹ entry on my list if it happens.

and unless I missed him somewhere else, this is his first mention. He’s on the list I’m making, and would be my saddest as well…

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**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2011, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/124 "2011-12-11T02:44:44Z")

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Arnold Palmer  
Arnold Schwarzenegger  
Clint Eastwood  
Barbara Bush-mother of GWB  
Nancy Reagan  
Zsa Zsa Gabor  
Liza Minelli   
Billy Graham-the Evangelist  
Nelson Mandela  
Olivia De Havilland  
Margaret Thatcher  
Kirk Douglas  
Michael Douglas

PLAIN LIST

Arnold Palmer  
Arnold Schwarzenegger  
Clint Eastwood  
Barbara Bush  
Nancy Reagan  
Zsa Zsa Gabor  
Liza Minelli   
Billy Graham  
Nelson Mandela  
Olivia De Havilland  
Margaret Thatcher  
Kirk Douglas  
Michael Douglas

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**Author:** ![Qin\_Shi\_Huangdi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/f04885/32.png) [@Qin\_Shi\_Huangdi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qin_Shi_Huangdi)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2011, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/125 "2011-12-11T04:15:29Z")

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Considering the wonderful events of this year I shall be optimistic.

Kim Jong-Il  
Fidel Castro  
Bashar Al-Assad  
Ayman Al-Zawahiri  
Omar Al-Bashir  
Ali Khamenei  
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad  
Hasan Nasrallah  
Hugo Chavez  
Evo Morales  
Robert Mugabe  
Charles Taylor  
Alexander Lukashenko

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**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2011, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/126 "2011-12-11T15:40:21Z")

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I don’t think I ever get a single point in this game, but here’s my 2012 list anyway.

Betty White  
Jerry Lewis  
Harold Camping  
Dick Clark  
Fidel Castro  
Jean Beliveau  
Bob Barker  
Robin Gibb  
Jimmy Carter  
Jacques Parizeau  
Clint Eastwood  
Aretha Franklin  
Charlie Sheen

Alternate: Muhammed Ali

Notes:  
Jean Beliveau, retired hockey player.  
Jacques Parizeau, Quebec politician and separatist.

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**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2011, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/127 "2011-12-12T00:11:52Z")

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**audit1** and I had the same idea! I swear I have been working on this all week!

William Schallert  
Jim Nabors  
Frank Cady  
Marcia Strassman  
Robert Guillaume  
Richard Dawson  
Doris Day  
Phyllis Diller  
Marjorie Lord  
Mary Tyler Moore  
Ernest Borgnine  
Abe Vigoda  
Jack Klugman

Alternates:  
Bob Newhart  
Andy Griffith  
Al Molinaro

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**Author:** ![Andrew\_21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bcef8e/32.png) [@Andrew\_21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andrew_21)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2011, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/128 "2011-12-12T12:14:34Z")

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My theme is music:

[ol]  
[li]Tony Martin (December 25, 1913)[/li][li]Patty Andrews (February 16, 1918)[/li][li]B. B. King (September 16, 1925)[/li][li]Chuck Berry (October 18, 1926)[/li][li]Fats Domino (February 26, 1928)[/li][li]Merle Haggard (April 6, 1937)[/li][li]Peter Tork (February 13, 1942)[/li][li]Aretha Franklin (March 25, 1942)[/li][li]Keith Richards (December 18, 1943)[/li][li]Peter Criss (December 20, 1945)[/li][li]Robin Gibb (December 22, 1949)[/li][li]Adam Ant (November 3, 1954)[/li][li]Justin Bieber (March 1, 1994)[/li][/ol]

Alternates:

[ol]  
[li]David Crosby (August 14, 1941)[/li][li]Eric Clapton (March 30, 1945)[/li][li]Charlie Watts (June 2, 1941)[/li][/ol]  
Tony Martin  
Patty Andrews  
B. B. King  
Chuck Berry  
Fats Domino  
Merle Haggard  
Peter Tork  
Aretha Franklin  
Keith Richards  
Peter Criss  
Robin Gibb  
Adam Ant  
Justin Bieber

Alternates:

David Crosby  
Eric Clapton  
Charlie Watts

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2011, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/129 "2011-12-12T14:56:35Z")

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Ratko Mladic (12 March 1943) - Balkan dictators have a very short life span in The Hague.  
Casey Anthony (19 March 1985) - It’s a matter of time before someone “gets justice.”  
Robin Gibb (22 December 1949) - The big C  
Keira Knightley (26 March 1985) - 27 Club  
Kim Jong Il (16 February 1941) - tick tick tick  
Christopher Hitchens (13 April 1949) - The big C, frankly, I’m surprised he hasn’t gone yet.  
Stephen Hawking (8 January 1942) - He’s been in the hospital a couple of times of pneumonia.  
Dick Cheney (January 30, 1941) - No heart… literally, now.  
Hosni Mubarak (4 May 1928) - The big C  
Ariel Sharon (26 February 1928) - He’s got to go sometime, right? Right?  
King Bhumibol Adulyadej of Thailand (5 December 1927) - The big C  
Terry Pratchett (28 April 1948) - Sad. No comment.  
Billy Graham (November 7, 1918) - tick tick tick  
—ALt  
Julian Assange (3 July 1971) - Look, if you piss off every intelligence agency in the world, don’t be surprised when you get the ricen umbrella treatment.

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Plain list:

Ratko Mladic  
Casey Anthony  
Robin Gibb  
Keira Knightley  
Kim Jong Il  
Christopher Hitchens  
Stephen Hawking  
Dick Cheney  
Hosni Mubarak  
Ariel Sharon  
King Bhumibol Adulyadej of Thailand  
Terry Pratchett  
Billy Graham  
—ALt  
Julian Assange

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**Author:** ![Randy\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ee7513/32.png) [@Randy\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Randy_Seltzer)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2011, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/130 "2011-12-12T18:20:13Z")

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> [@Andrew\_21](#):
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> [ul]  
> [li]Justin Bieber (March 1, 1994)[/li][/ul]

I feel like someone should point out that per rule 3(d), you’ll get no points if he dies before March 1.

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2011, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/131 "2011-12-12T18:21:01Z")

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> [@Randy\_Seltzer](#):
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> I feel like someone should point out that per rule 3(d), you’ll get no points if he dies before March 1.

I’m assuming they are risking it. If you going to put him, it’s worth the risk.

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**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2011, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/132 "2011-12-12T23:53:29Z")

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Gary Busey  
Ashley Olsen (switching off each year between sisters)  
Bob Newhart  
Ben “Cooter from the Dukes of Hazzard” Jones  
Dick Tufeld (voice of the robot in “Lost in Space”)  
Lois Chiles (actress, Bond Girl in Moonraker)  
Mohammad Ali  
Jim Nabors  
Martin Landau  
Stephen Hawking  
Ariel Sharon  
Nick Nolte  
Robin Gibb

Alternates will be Henry Kissenger, then Mel Gibson

Everyone check my list, since it **virtually guarantees survival**

plain list

Gary Busey  
Ashley Olsen  
Bob Newhart  
Ben Jones  
Dick Tufeld  
Lois Chiles  
Mohammad Ali  
Jim Nabors  
Martin Landau  
Stephen Hawking  
Ariel Sharon  
Nick Nolte  
Robin Gibb

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**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2011, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/133 "2011-12-13T06:51:24Z")

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M **u** hammad.

He floats like a butterfly, he stings like a bee, he spells his name with a u.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2011, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/134 "2011-12-13T11:27:16Z")

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> [@a35362](#):
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> M **u** hammad.
> 
> He floats like a butterfly, he stings like a bee, he spells his name with a u.

Note that I changed the spelling in my list just for you **abunchanumbers**. 😃

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**Author:** ![Blistersonmefingers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Blistersonmefingers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blistersonmefingers)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2011, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/135 "2011-12-13T13:55:49Z")

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Greetings. here is my death list virginity being popped

Margaret Thatcher - Milk Snatcher/former British prime minister  
Muhammed Ali - Former Boxer  
Dick van Dyke - Actor with no sense of accent geography  
Pope Benedict XVI - Scary eyed religious leader  
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad - Bat shit crazy Iranian leader  
Dickie Bird - yorkshire legend and former cricket umpire  
Charlie Sheen - winning for much longer?  
LeBron James - 27 club candidate?  
Dolph Lundgren - if he slurs anymore he’s basically Sly  
Paul Gascoigne - former crying footballer and general crazy mother fucker  
Terry Pratchett - Discworld author  
Joe Biden - Vice President  
David Frost - once went toe to toe with Nixon and won.

My subs  
Fidel Castro  
John Madden  
Freda Payne

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2011, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/136 "2011-12-13T14:00:53Z")

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> [@Blistersonmefingers](#):
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> Greetings. here is my death list virginity being popped
> 
> Margaret Thatcher - Milk Snatcher/former British prime minister  
> Muhammed Ali - Former Boxer  
> Dick van Dyke - Actor with no sense of accent geography  
> Pope Benedict XVI - Scary eyed religious leader  
> Mahmoud Ahmadinejad - Bat shit crazy Iranian leader  
> Dickie Bird - yorkshire legend and former cricket umpire  
> Charlie Sheen - winning for much longer?  
> LeBron James - 27 club candidate?  
> Dolph Lundgren - if he slurs anymore he’s basically Sly  
> Paul Gascoigne - former crying footballer and general crazy mother fucker  
> Terry Pratchett - Discworld author  
> Joe Biden - Vice President  
> David Frost - once went toe to toe with Nixon and won.
> 
> My subs  
> Fidel Castro  
> John Madden  
> Freda Payne

You don’t lose that virginity until you score. And you won’t score until you submit a second edition of your list showing just the names like your alternates.

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**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2011, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/137 "2011-12-13T17:29:17Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> Note that I changed the spelling in my list just for you **abunchanumbers**. 😃

Hey, don’t do it for me. Do it for the champ. He’s the greatest. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2011, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/138 "2011-12-13T19:02:52Z")

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> [@Blistersonmefingers](#):
>
> Greetings. here is my death list virginity being popped
> 
> Margaret Thatcher - Milk Snatcher/former British prime minister  
> Muhammed Ali - Former Boxer  
> Dick van Dyke - Actor with no sense of accent geography  
> Pope Benedict XVI - Scary eyed religious leader  
> Mahmoud Ahmadinejad - Bat shit crazy Iranian leader  
> Dickie Bird - yorkshire legend and former cricket umpire  
> Charlie Sheen - winning for much longer?  
> LeBron James - 27 club candidate?  
> Dolph Lundgren - if he slurs anymore he’s basically Sly  
> Paul Gascoigne - former crying footballer and general crazy mother fucker  
> Terry Pratchett - Discworld author  
> Joe Biden - Vice President  
> David Frost - once went toe to toe with Nixon and won.
> 
> My subs  
> Fidel Castro  
> John Madden  
> Freda Payne

As your friendly DeathMistress for this game I do request that you submit a simple list. It’s back somewhere in that mess of rules I call an OP.

Welcome to the SDMB!

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**Author:** ![Carlos\_Spicy\_Weiner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a4c791/32.png) [@Carlos\_Spicy\_Weiner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carlos_Spicy_Weiner)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/139 "2011-12-14T05:39:54Z")

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Here it is for 2012 , hoping for early points on the board most of them have a foot in the grave already , minus the alternates .

Fidel Castro  
Jerry Lewis  
Angela Lansbury  
Zsa Zsa Gabor  
Billy Graham  
Nancy Reagan  
James Lipton  
William Shatner  
Clint Eastwood  
Sean Connery  
Joan Rivers  
Barbra Bush  
Yoko Ono

alts

Tim Tebow  
Joe Paterno  
Burt Reynolds

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/140 "2011-12-14T13:48:34Z")

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Penny Marshall  
Zsa Zsa Gabor  
Michael Douglas  
Andy Williams  
Giuliana Rancic  
Marcia Strassman  
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar  
Robin Gibbs  
Kathryn Joosten  
Muhammed Ali  
Venus Williams  
Roger Ebert  
Jerry Lewis

Bob Schieffer  
Willie Nelson  
Billy Graham

(Billy Graham the preacher)

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