# The Celebrity Death Pool 2012

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** death-pool\
**Created:** [December 1, 2011, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679 "2011-12-01T06:00:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 78

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2012, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/1541 "2012-05-09T20:40:39Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> Christ, I wish I’d said that.

That’s what facebook is for.  
(And none of you FB/SD crossover friends let anyone know where I get all my material)

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2012, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/1542 "2012-05-09T20:55:53Z")

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> [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](#):
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> [Vidal Sassoon is now fashionably late](http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2012/05/famed-fashion-icon-vidal-sassoon-dead-at-84.html) at age 84.

Vidal Sassoon split, ends.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2012, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/1543 "2012-05-09T21:21:29Z")

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Nicholas Katzenbach, AG under LBJ and one of “the best and the brightest”, [dies at age 90](http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/10/us/nicholas-katzenbach-1960s-political-shaper-dies-at-90.html)

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**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2012, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/1544 "2012-05-09T21:48:07Z")

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> [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](#):
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> [Vidal Sassoon is now fashionably late](http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2012/05/famed-fashion-icon-vidal-sassoon-dead-at-84.html) at age 84.
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> I assume he left his fortune to his hairs.

Ugh. He is Head and Shoulders above such puns.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2012, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/1545 "2012-05-09T21:57:42Z")

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Same old endless puns.

Lather, rinse, repeat.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2012, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/1546 "2012-05-09T21:57:57Z")

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Gee, his hair still smells terrific, though it’s kinda getting overwhelmed by the other stench.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2012, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/1547 "2012-05-10T03:00:44Z")

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> [@SpoilerVirgin](#):
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> RIP Vidal. Yay, me!
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> Spoiler “No longer a 2012 Death Pool” Virgin

Congratulations, Sir or Ma’am.  
Glad he was an old dude.

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**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2012, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/1548 "2012-05-10T03:17:51Z")

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My Mom commented; “He left this world too Sassoon”.

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**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2012, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/1549 "2012-05-10T12:46:10Z")

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> [@Meeko](#):
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> My Mom commented; “He left this world too Sassoon”.

Ah, so this is a hereditary problem we’ve been seeing all this time.

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**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2012, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/1550 "2012-05-10T14:03:13Z")

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> [@Uncle\_Goat](#):
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> Ah, so this is a hereditary problem we’ve been seeing all this time.

Because an Uncle Goat would be an expert an all things hereditary.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2012, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/1551 "2012-05-10T14:15:43Z")

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> [@Meeko](#):
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> My Mom commented; “He left this world too Sassoon”.

> [@Uncle\_Goat](#):
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> Ah, so this is a hereditary problem we’ve been seeing all this time.

> [@Meeko](#):
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> Because an Uncle Goat would be an expert an all things hereditary.

Not to call undue attention to the fact, but every time I see that **Meeko** has posted to this thread I’m way over 90% sure that when I read his response I will at least chuckle if not bust out laughing. An entertaining regular poster here.

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**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2012, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/1552 "2012-05-10T15:07:12Z")

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> [@Meeko](#):
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> Because an Uncle Goat would be an expert an all things hereditary.

Oh no, just the hereditary problems. I understand there are such things as  
hereditary gifts, but I haven’t seen any.

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**Author:** ![The\_Total\_PKG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8edcca/32.png) [@The\_Total\_PKG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Total_PKG)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2012, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/1553 "2012-05-11T15:50:31Z")

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> [@Zeldar](#):
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> Not to call undue attention to the fact, but every time I see that **Meeko** has posted to this thread I’m way over 90% sure that when I read his response I will at least chuckle if not bust out laughing. An entertaining regular poster here.

I strongly 2nd that

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**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2012, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/1554 "2012-05-11T22:03:49Z")

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> [@Zeldar](#):
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> Not to call undue attention to the fact, but every time I see that **Meeko** has posted to this thread I’m way over 90% sure that when I read his response I will at least chuckle if not bust out laughing. An entertaining regular poster here.

Unless this is sarcasm itself:

You like me, you really like me!

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2012, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/1555 "2012-05-12T00:01:52Z")

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**[_Carroll Shelby_, Builder of Cobra Sports Car, Dies at 89](http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=carroll%20shelby&source=newssearch&cd=2&ved=0CDIQqQIwAQ&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nytimes.com%2F2012%2F05%2F12%2Fsports%2Fcarroll-shelby-builder-of-cobra-sports-car-dies-at-89.html&ei=FKitT_bKLOXk0QHO0s2aDA&usg=AFQjCNHth5X30QV_yXCUST9Y9OifGbPRqA)**

**Also Shelby Mustangs and hotrod GLCs and dozens of other go-fast cars.**

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2012, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/1556 "2012-05-13T11:09:53Z")

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Bass player and songwriter Donald “Duck” Dunn, a member of the Rock ‘n’ Roll Hall of Fame band Booker T. and the MGs and the Blues Brothers band, [has died in Tokyo. He was 70.](http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/asia_pacific/bass-player-donald-duck-dunn-of-booker-t-and-the-mgs-dies-in-tokyo/2012/05/13/gIQAprexLU_story.html)

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2012, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/1557 "2012-05-13T13:12:50Z")

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I saw Duck Dunn play with Eric Clapton a few decades ago.

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**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2012, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/1558 "2012-05-13T17:01:40Z")

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> [@Fear\_Itself](#):
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> Bass player and songwriter Donald “Duck” Dunn, a member of the Rock ‘n’ Roll Hall of Fame band Booker T. and the MGs and the Blues Brothers band, [has died in Tokyo. He was 70.](http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/asia_pacific/bass-player-donald-duck-dunn-of-booker-t-and-the-mgs-dies-in-tokyo/2012/05/13/gIQAprexLU_story.html)

Donald Duck Dunn Done Died? Darn. Decidedly Disappointing.

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**Author:** ![Ann\_Onimous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea5d25/32.png) [@Ann\_Onimous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Onimous)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2012, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/1559 "2012-05-13T22:13:15Z")

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Oh, no. Not the Duck. ☹

(Yeah, I know I’m not playing. But this is where I come to get news.)

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2012, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/1560 "2012-05-14T20:27:23Z")

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One of the stars of Swamp People [Mitchell Guist](http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20595426,00.html) has died. His remains will be chopped up and used as chum for gators. No age listed but I don’t think anyone had him.

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