# The Celebrity Death Pool 2012

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** death-pool\
**Created:** [December 1, 2011, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679 "2011-12-01T06:00:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Tit\_Whistle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@Tit\_Whistle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tit_Whistle)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/141 "2011-12-14T16:22:19Z")

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Gary Carter  
Fats Domino  
Zsa Zsa Gabor  
Robin Gibb  
João Gilberto  
Lindsay Lohan  
Charles Manson  
Penny Marshall  
George Michael  
Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed al-Megrahi  
Joe Paterno  
Ray Price  
Bill Wyman

(Ray Price the old-time country singer)

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**Author:** ![Boxermom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/919ad9/32.png) [@Boxermom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boxermom)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/142 "2011-12-14T16:37:20Z")

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> [@Boxermom](#):
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> My themed entry, **Leftist Moonbats and Loathsome Dictators** :
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> George Soros  
> Louis Farrakhan  
> Hugo Chavez  
> Robert Mugabe  
> Michael Moore  
> Kim Jong-Il  
> Bill Moyers  
> **Bashir Assad**  
> Maxine Waters  
> Nancy Pelosi  
> Harry Reid  
> Eric Holder  
> Jon Corzine  
> Alternates:  
> Rosie O’Donnell  
> Bill Ayers  
> Rahm Emanuel

I want to correct a name: Bashar al-Assad, not Bashir Assad. My corrected list:

George Soros  
Louis Farrakhan  
Hugo Chavez  
Robert Mugabe  
Michael Moore  
Kim Jong-Il  
Bill Moyers  
Bashar al-Assad  
Maxine Waters  
Nancy Pelosi  
Harry Reid  
Eric Holder  
Jon Corzine

The alternates are unchanged.

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/143 "2011-12-14T17:33:28Z")

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Thanks for the specification Boxermom. I’d already entered it figuring you meant the guy with the "a’ and not the “i” but I suppose I should have asked you. The spelling of names that weren’t originally written in English, or the “roman” alphabet, can be problematic.

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/144 "2011-12-14T18:39:34Z")

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Well, with the month almost half over we have forty-four players so far. It seems there’s usually a lot right at first, then it slows down, and picks up again as the month nears it’s end, with a ton of entries on 12/31.

The top ten celebrities so far are:  
Robin Gibb 15  
Fidel Castro 12  
Michael Douglas 10  
Lindsay Lohan 9  
Dick Cheney 8  
Jerry Lewis 8  
Billy Graham-e 7  
Hugo Chavez 7  
Kim Jong Il 7  
Zsa Zsa Gabor 7

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**Author:** ![Randy\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ee7513/32.png) [@Randy\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Randy_Seltzer)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/145 "2011-12-14T20:57:07Z")

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THEME: Scandinavian Pop Stars  
[ol][li]Sir Stirling Moss, race car driver (9/17/29)[/li][li]Jean-Claude Carrière, French actor/director (9/17/31)[/li][li]Shelby Flint, singer (9/17/39)[/li][li]David Souter, U.S. Supreme Court Justice (9/17/39)[/li][li]Reinhold Messner, mountaineer (9/17/44)[/li][li]Phil Jackson, NBA head coach (9/17/45)[/li][li]Rita Rudner, stand-up comic (9/17/56)[/li][li]Richie Ramone, of The Ramones (9/17/57)[/li][li]Baz Luhrmann, director (9/17/62)[/li][li]Bryan Singer, director (9/17/65)[/li][li]Doug E. Fresh, rapper (9/17/66)[/li][li]Rasheed Wallace, NBA player (9/17/74)[/li][li]Jimmie Johnson, NASCAR driver (9/17/75)[/ol][/li]Alt: Mary Mohler, Olympic swimmer (9/17/84)

Stirling Moss  
Jean-Claude Carrière  
Shelby Flint  
David Souter  
Reinhold Messner  
Phil Jackson  
Rita Rudner  
Richie Ramone  
Baz Luhrmann  
Bryan Singer  
Doug E. Fresh  
Rasheed Wallace  
Jimmie Johnson

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/146 "2011-12-14T21:09:45Z")

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Lindsay Lohan is only 26. She needs another year before she can join the 27 club.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2011, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/147 "2011-12-15T20:11:16Z")

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I don’t know who half the people on my list are, but Google tells me they are celebrities with serious health issues(except Michael Jordan, he’s just a WAG long shot). If any of them die, we can debate whether they’re celebrity “enough”.

Robin Gibb  
Marcia Strassman  
Christopher Hitchens  
Bashar al-Assad  
Ethan Zohn  
Molly Meldrum  
Missy Elliot  
Derrick Hall  
Giuliana Rancic  
Darren Fletcher  
Jennifer Saunders  
George Michael  
Michael Jordan

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**Author:** ![tarragon918](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d26b3c/32.png) [@tarragon918](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tarragon918)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2011, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/148 "2011-12-16T04:41:44Z")

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Finally got around to gathering up my list from this year and making up a list for 2012, in coordination with my daughter - who gave me Anna Nicole Smith a few years back, so I always ask for her input now. At any rate, here we go for 2012:

Zsa Zsa Gabor  
Evangelist Billy Graham  
Jerry Lewis  
Kim Kardashian  
Andy Dick  
Jimmy Carter  
Dick Cheney  
Aretha Franklin  
Nancy Reagan  
Lindsay Lohan  
Angelina Jolie  
Doctor Oz  
Dick Clark

Alternates:

Ron Glass  
Fidel Castro

Some are hold-overs from 2011; others are new to the list for 2012 (Kim Kardashian for example LOL perhaps she has been too much in the news for my liking of late …? ;)). She moved Bob Barker off the list this year, so maybe Mr. Barker should be ultra careful after the 1st of January now. Ah well, good luck all!

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**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2011, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/149 "2011-12-16T05:52:31Z")

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**Baker** , can you be sure to replace Christopher Hitchens with my first alternate, Jerry Lewis? Thank you.

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**Author:** ![critter42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ba0ec/32.png) [@critter42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/critter42)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2011, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/150 "2011-12-16T09:20:02Z")

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OK, I guess it’s about that time before I forget completely.  
Goose egg this year. If I go 0-fer next year with THIS list, I’m just going to go with a list of the world’s oldest people next year and damn the points! 🙂

**Zsa Zsa Gabor** - that other leg has GOT to give out finally…BEFORE Feb 6 so we all get that extra point  
**Robin Gibb** - bad enough off he may kick off before the end of this year, otherwise, yay me  
**Ruth Bader Ginsburg**  
**Mickey Rooney** - he’s old and did The Muppets cameo - that’s gotta be some kinda goodbye, right?  
**Andy Griffith** - he’s old too.  
**T-Pain** - he’ll be 27 this year. His eulogy will be autotuned.  
**James Randi** - hero to skeptics everywhere  
**Sylvia Browne** - ooooh, the irony if she and Randi both go the same year  
**Dick Clark** - this may be the last time his ball drops…  
**George Michael** - a friend is reporting “he’s getting better” - ALWAYS a red flag  
**Joe Paterno** - two hip fractures AND a career-killing scandal? There’s only one place this can end…  
**Terry Pratchett** - ☹  
**Mindy McCready** - seems like a classic “death spiral”-type story  
Clean list:

Zsa Zsa Gabor  
Robin Gibb  
Ruth Bader Ginsburg  
Mickey Rooney  
Andy Griffith  
T-Pain  
James Randi  
Sylvia Browne  
Dick Clark  
George Michael  
Joe Paterno  
Terry Pratchett  
Mindy McCready

Walternates:  
Fidel Castro  
Elton John

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2011, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/151 "2011-12-16T09:36:57Z")

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With the senseless (AKA unscoreable) death of Christopher Hitchens, I must revert to my original list.

> [@VunderBob](#):
>
> Connie Newton Needham  
> Robin Gibb  
> Ron Smith  
> Mari Hulman George  
> George Soros  
> Louis Farrakhan  
> Ryan Leaf  
> Harlan Ellison  
> Marcia Strassman  
> Hugo Chavez  
> Theresa Heinz Kerry  
> Gary Carter  
> Michael Douglas
> 
> Alternates:
> 
> James Garner  
> Burt Reynolds  
> Joni Mitchell

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**Author:** ![Spiff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiff/32/9852_2.png) [@Spiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiff)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2011, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/152 "2011-12-16T15:57:28Z")

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Ted V. Mikels  
Joe Paterno  
Steven Adler  
Scott Stapp  
Martin Kemp  
Andrés Galarraga  
Margaret Thatcher  
Phil Collins  
Al Roker  
Dorothy Hamill  
Courtney Love  
Jenny McCarthy  
Tom Delay

**Alternates:**  
Mario Lemieux  
Mister T

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**Author:** ![Small\_Hen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ad7895/32.png) [@Small\_Hen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Small_Hen)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2011, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/153 "2011-12-16T19:59:57Z")

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Stephen Hawking  
Magic Johnson  
Michael Douglas  
Tom Baker  
Leonard Nimoy  
Lindsay Lohan  
Mary Kate Olsen  
John Goodman  
Bernard Cribbins  
Betty White  
Charlie Sheen  
James Hellwig

Alternates:  
Stephen Fry  
William Shatner  
Hulk Hogan  
Hellwig is a batshit insane wrestler better known as The Ultimate Warrior.

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**Author:** ![Small\_Hen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ad7895/32.png) [@Small\_Hen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Small_Hen)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2011, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/154 "2011-12-16T20:14:10Z")

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Can I replace Magic Johnson with Roger Ebert? I meant to put him on and forgot.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2011, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/155 "2011-12-16T20:33:31Z")

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> [@Small\_Hen](#):
>
> Can I replace Magic Johnson with Roger Ebert? I meant to put him on and forgot.

You can submit edited lists all the way up to 11:59:59 CST December 31st. We must make sure this happens so that **Baker** can celebrate her birthday wallowin’ in death. 😃

ETA: **Baker’s** birthday is December 31st.

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**Author:** ![Small\_Hen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ad7895/32.png) [@Small\_Hen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Small_Hen)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2011, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/156 "2011-12-16T20:38:40Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
>
> You can submit edited lists all the way up to 11:59:59 CST December 31st. We must make sure this happens so that **Baker** can celebrate her birthday wallowin’ in death. 😃

I wont let her down. On her birthday, she will have both cake _and_ death!\*

Stephen Hawking  
Roger Ebert  
Michael Douglas  
Tom Baker  
Leonard Nimoy  
Lindsay Lohan  
Mary Kate Olsen  
John Goodman  
Bernard Cribbins  
Betty White  
Charlie Sheen  
James Hellwig

Alternates:  
Stephen Fry  
William Shatner  
Hulk Hogan  
Hellwig is a batshit insane wrestler better known as The Ultimate Warrior.

\*I apologize for my lame joke.

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**Author:** ![malkavia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malkavia/32/5621_2.png) [@malkavia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malkavia)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2011, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/157 "2011-12-16T20:43:37Z")

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Resubmitting my list to add Etta James (replacing Michael Douglas)  
Barbara Bush (Sr)  
Nancy Reagan  
Fred Phelps  
Dick Clark  
Jonathan Rhys Meyers  
Etta James  
Hugo Chavez  
Billy Graham (preacher)  
Jerry Lewis  
Michael Lohan  
Kate Major  
Brooke Mueller  
Warren Jeffs

Alternates:  
William Shatner  
Axl Rose

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**Author:** ![Registered\_at\_Last](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bc79bd/32.png) [@Registered\_at\_Last](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Registered_at_Last)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2011, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/158 "2011-12-16T20:48:31Z")

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> [@critter42](#):
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> **Mickey Rooney** - he’s old and did The Muppets cameo - that’s gotta be some kinda goodbye, right?  
> **Andy Griffith** - he’s old too.

Anyone else have to do a double take with “I thought he just died”? I always get Mickey & Andy mixed up and you had to put ANOTHER Andy in the list right after Mickey. Harumph.

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2011, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/159 "2011-12-16T21:34:35Z")

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Small Hen, you have only twelve on your list. Do you want to add your first alternate? Unless I hear otherwise that’s how I’ll be doing it.

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**Author:** ![Small\_Hen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ad7895/32.png) [@Small\_Hen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Small_Hen)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2011, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/160 "2011-12-16T21:43:12Z")

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> [@Baker](#):
>
> Small Hen, you have only twelve on your list. Do you want to add your first alternate? Unless I hear otherwise that’s how I’ll be doing it.

Wow. I suck at this. Hang on:

Stephen Hawking  
Magic Johnson  
Roger Ebert  
Michael Douglas  
Tom Baker  
Leonard Nimoy  
Lindsay Lohan  
Mary Kate Olsen  
John Goodman  
Bernard Cribbins  
Betty White  
Charlie Sheen  
James Hellwig

Alternates:  
Stephen Fry  
William Shatner  
Hulk Hogan

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