# The Celebrity Death Pool 2012

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** death-pool\
**Created:** [December 1, 2011, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679 "2011-12-01T06:00:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2012, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/1701 "2012-05-24T23:52:50Z")

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> [@Duckster](#):
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> [http://www.cnn.com/2012/05/24/showbiz/elton-john-ill/index.html?hpt=hp\_t2](http://www.cnn.com/2012/05/24/showbiz/elton-john-ill/index.html?hpt=hp_t2)
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> Merely noting the above … 😃

As they wheeled him in, he was reported to have said “Someone Save My Life Tonight…”

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**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2012, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/1702 "2012-05-24T23:56:29Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> toothpaste

No, the Mint Cream flavor isn’t even 10 years old yet, is it?

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**Author:** ![Cazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cazzle/32/75_2.png) [@Cazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cazzle)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2012, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/1703 "2012-05-24T23:58:47Z")

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Elton John is lying in a hospital bed and you’re making jokes about it? For shame. Can you feel the love tonight, Elton? I guess that’s why they call it the blues. You should apologise, and none of this “Sorry seems to be the hardest word” business.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2012, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/1704 "2012-05-25T00:32:18Z")

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You’re right.  
I apologize, Elton. Cheap shots because I don’t enjoy your music.  
Please wait until next year to croak, when I will have you on my list.  
Regards,  
CP

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**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2012, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/1705 "2012-05-25T02:29:46Z")

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One of the great thinkers to come out of WW2, [Paul Fussell](http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/chicagotribune/obituary.aspx?n=paul-fussell&pid=157767758) dead at 88. He took on tough subjects and made them enjoyable, a rare talent indeed.

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2012, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/1706 "2012-05-27T02:15:01Z")

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Former Indiana coach and player [Lou Watson](http://collegebasketball.ap.org/article/former-indiana-coach-lou-watson-dies-88-0?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+ap%2FlWlP+%28CBB_Twitter%29) has died at the age of 88.

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**Author:** ![Tazmanian\_Devil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cc9497/32.png) [@Tazmanian\_Devil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tazmanian_Devil)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2012, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/1707 "2012-05-27T11:29:01Z")

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> [@Eliahna](#):
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> Elton John is lying in a hospital bed and you’re making jokes about it? For shame. Can you feel the love tonight, Elton? I guess that’s why they call it the blues. You should apologise, and none of this “Sorry seems to be the hardest word” business.

Because he’s still (sort of) standing…yeah, yeah, yeah! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2012, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/1708 "2012-05-27T11:51:41Z")

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> [@Eliahna](#):
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> Elton John is lying in a hospital bed and you’re making jokes about it? For shame. Can you feel the love tonight, Elton? I guess that’s why they call it the blues. You should apologise, and none of this “Sorry seems to be the hardest word” business.

Maybe you’ll get a replacement  
There’s plenty like me to be found…

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**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2012, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/1709 "2012-05-28T19:43:57Z")

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[Death finally catches up to the elusive former world champ Johnny Tapia](http://sports.yahoo.com/news/boxing--death-finally-catches-up-to-the-elusive-former-world-champ-johnny-tapia-20120528.html)

He was 45.

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**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/1710 "2012-05-29T15:10:43Z")

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[Cassandra Jardine](http://www.telegraph.co.uk/journalists/cassandra-jardine/9297454/Cassandra-Jardine-loses-fight-with-cancer.html) was on the list I forgot to submit.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/1711 "2012-05-30T01:01:55Z")

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[Musician Doc Watson dead at 89](http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/obituaries/manager-hospital-spokeswoman-say-grammy-winning-folk-musician-doc-watson-dies-at-89-in-nc/2012/05/29/gJQALC71zU_story.html?wpisrc=al_national). This is really gonna slow down his pickin’.

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**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/1712 "2012-05-30T02:16:00Z")

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> [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
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> [Musician Doc Watson dead at 89](http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/obituaries/manager-hospital-spokeswoman-say-grammy-winning-folk-musician-doc-watson-dies-at-89-in-nc/2012/05/29/gJQALC71zU_story.html?wpisrc=al_national). This is really gonna slow down his pickin’.

All I know for sure is that Doc Watson is an entirely different person than  
I thought he was. So this death at least removes some confusion.

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/1713 "2012-05-30T10:19:36Z")

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> [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
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> [Musician Doc Watson dead at 89](http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/obituaries/manager-hospital-spokeswoman-say-grammy-winning-folk-musician-doc-watson-dies-at-89-in-nc/2012/05/29/gJQALC71zU_story.html?wpisrc=al_national). This is really gonna slow down his pickin’.

He’s gone to the big [MerleFest](http://www.merlefest.org/)in the sky.

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**Author:** ![Invisible\_Chimp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f05b48/32.png) [@Invisible\_Chimp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Invisible_Chimp)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/1714 "2012-05-30T16:39:00Z")

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> [@Uncle\_Goat](#):
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> All I know for sure is that Doc Watson is an entirely different person than  
> I thought he was. So this death at least removes some confusion.

Who did you think he was?

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/1715 "2012-05-30T17:33:47Z")

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In other news Hugo Chavez is still dying. Hopefully for real this time.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/1716 "2012-05-30T18:16:50Z")

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and in still other news, Generalissimo Françisco Franco is still dead.

sorry. couldn’t resist. 😃

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**Author:** ![Registered\_at\_Last](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bc79bd/32.png) [@Registered\_at\_Last](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Registered_at_Last)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/1717 "2012-05-30T19:53:00Z")

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Herman cartoonist, [Jim Unger](http://www.cbc.ca/news/arts/story/2012/05/30/jim-unger-obit.html)dies in his sleep at 75.

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/1718 "2012-05-30T20:47:09Z")

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> [@Registered\_at\_Last](#):
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> Herman cartoonist, [Jim Unger](http://www.cbc.ca/news/arts/story/2012/05/30/jim-unger-obit.html)dies in his sleep at 75.

Another one for the “I though he was dead already” file.

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/1719 "2012-05-30T22:05:52Z")

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> [@Mahaloth](#):
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> In other news Hugo Chavez is still dying. Hopefully for real this time.

Well, I was going to go ahead and get a post ready to show rankings for the end of May. But now I’ll wait until tomorrow evening anyway.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2012/604679/1720 "2012-05-30T22:59:20Z")

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> [@Mahaloth](#):
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> In other news Hugo Chavez is still dying. Hopefully for real this time.

Have you a news report, or is that wishful thinking on our part?  
Last one Google news pulled for me said two months.

🙂

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