# The Celebrity Death Pool 2013

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** death-pool\
**Created:** [December 1, 2012, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655 "2012-12-01T05:59:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kolak_of_twilo/32/73_2.png) [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolak_of_Twilo)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2012, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/301 "2012-12-31T03:21:27Z")

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> [@Chimera](#):
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> Hugo Chavez  
> Bashir Al Assad  
> George HW Bush  
> Fidel Castro  
> Robert Mugabe  
> Nelson Mandela  
> Rev Billy Graham  
> Rush Limbaugh  
> Hugh Heflner  
> Lindsay Lohan  
> Alternates
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> David Koch  
> Clint Eastwood

> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> You get thirteen picks.

I was going to mention that as well and also ask, who is Hugh Heflner? 😃

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**Author:** ![CreaseMunky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f475e1/32.png) [@CreaseMunky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CreaseMunky)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2012, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/302 "2012-12-31T03:34:13Z")

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Unless someone on my '12 list gets smooshed tomorrow, I will have scored a big fat goose egg in my first try at this. If at first you don’t succeed and all…

Once again, list is submitted without reading the thread and any similarity to an already existing list is coincidental. Some retreads from last year, some new ones.

Dana Carvey  
Hope Solo  
Gloria Steinem  
Bob Dole  
George H. W. Bush  
Katt Williams  
Maury Povich  
Amanda Bynes  
Judy Blume  
Ed Koch  
Rush Limbaugh  
Boris Spassky  
Ross Perot

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2012, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/303 "2012-12-31T03:46:02Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> You get thirteen picks.

You help the competition, Nemo.  
Get a grip; points is points.  
:rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Squonk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squonk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squonk)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2012, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/304 "2012-12-31T03:52:33Z")

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May be a spate of late changes:

[Chavez suffers ‘new complications’](http://xfinity.comcast.net/articles/news-general/20121229/LT.Venezuela.Chavez/)

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2012, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/305 "2012-12-31T04:14:02Z")

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> [@Squonk](#):
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> May be a spate of late changes:
> 
> [Chavez suffers ‘new complications’](http://xfinity.comcast.net/articles/news-general/20121229/LT.Venezuela.Chavez/)

Kind of hoping he is points for my 2012 list.

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**Author:** ![Monstera\_deliciosa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monstera_deliciosa/32/109_2.png) [@Monstera\_deliciosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstera_deliciosa)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2012, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/306 "2012-12-31T04:16:25Z")

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Chuck Berry  
Bobby Brown  
George H.W. Bush  
Hugo Chavez  
Natalie Cole  
Kirk Douglas  
Michael Douglas  
Lindsay Lohan  
Demi Moore  
Ryan O’Neal  
Robin Roberts  
Margaret Thatcher  
Dick Van Dyke

Alternates

Hillary Clinton  
Barbara Bush  
Nancy Reagan

As a point of pride, Chavez is not a bandwagon pick for me. I first had him in 2007, and a couple of times since then.

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**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2012, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/307 "2012-12-31T04:37:37Z")

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> [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](#):
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> I was going to mention that as well and also ask, who is Hugh Heflner? 😃

Without the viagra, Hugh Hefner.

😃

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**Author:** ![irritant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@irritant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irritant)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2012, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/308 "2012-12-31T05:21:02Z")

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I hate to jump on the Bush/Chavez bandwagon, but…

George H. W. Bush  
Hugo Chavez  
Roger Ebert  
Bashar al-Assad  
Fidel Castro  
Tony Iommi  
Michael Douglas  
William The Refrigerator Perry  
Philip Roth  
Clint Eastwood  
Kim Jong Un  
Hillary Clinton  
Kendrick Lamar

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**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2012, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/309 "2012-12-31T05:55:09Z")

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Presenting my 2013 list:

George H.W. Bush, bandwagon pick  
Hugo Chavez, bandwagon pick #2  
Roger Ebert, seems like his problems are worsening  
Bonnie Franklin, will be living 2013 “One Day At A Time”  
Tony Iommi, practically invented metal guitar playing  
Jay Lake, science fiction author  
Artie Lange, how is he still alive?  
Penny Marshall, Laverne & Surely she won’t make it through the year  
Mary Ann Mobley, former Miss America  
Terry Pratchett, science fiction author  
Robin Roberts, don’t really want to see her go  
Rick Ross, rapper with price on his head  
Gene Wilder, Willy Won’t see 2014?

Alternates:  
Marcia Strassman  
Hosni Mubarak  
Ed Koch

Clean list:

George H.W. Bush  
Hugo Chavez  
Roger Ebert  
Bonnie Franklin  
Tony Iommi  
Jay Lake  
Artie Lange  
Penny Marshall  
Mary Ann Mobley  
Terry Pratchett  
Robin Roberts  
Rick Ross  
Gene Wilder

Alternates:  
Marcia Strassman  
Hosni Mubarak  
Ed Koch

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**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2012, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/310 "2012-12-31T07:41:17Z")

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> [@RandMcnally](#):
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> My first list EVA!  
> Lindsay Lohan  
> Katt Williams  
> Hugo Chavez  
> Frankie Muniz  
> Pope Benedict XVI  
> Randy Quaid  
> Muhammad Ali  
> Berry Gordy  
> Chuck Berry  
> Kevin Clash  
> Russell Brand  
> Amanda Bynes  
> Leann rimes

I want to change my list to this:  
Lindsay Lohan  
Katt Williams  
Hugo Chavez  
Frankie Muniz  
Pope Benedict XVI  
Hamid Karzai  
Muhammad Ali  
George H.W. Bush  
Chuck Berry  
Kevin Clash  
Hillary Clinton  
Amanda Bynes  
Leann rimes

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Klutz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/captain_klutz/32/4993_2.png) [@Captain\_Klutz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Klutz)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2012, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/311 "2012-12-31T09:00:03Z")

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Here I go:

Hugo Chavez, president of Venezuela  
Steve Gleason, NFL player  
Katherine Crowe, singer  
Marcia Strassman, actress  
Penny Marshall, actress  
Peter Harvey, news presenter  
Bonnie Franklin, actress  
Frankie Muniz, actor  
Michael Douglas, actor  
Christopher Martin-Jenkins, cricketer  
Paul Gascoigne, English footballer  
Billy Graham, wrestler  
Lindsay Lohan, trainwreck

Alternates:

Terry Pratchett  
Dick Cheney  
Clean list:

Hugo Chavez  
Steve Gleason  
Katherine Crowe  
Marcia Strassman  
Penny Marshall  
Peter Harvey  
Bonnie Franklin  
Frankie Muniz  
Michael Douglas  
Christopher Martin-Jenkins  
Paul Gascoigne  
Billy Graham,  
Lindsay Lohan

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**Author:** ![grodinsky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/57b2e6/32.png) [@grodinsky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grodinsky)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2012, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/312 "2012-12-31T09:26:54Z")

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Shane Macgowan (musician, the pogues)  
Muhammad Ali  
Anderson Cooper  
Bobby Liebling (musician, pentagram)  
Harold Bloom (author, critic)  
Pope Benedict XVI  
Barack Obama  
John McCain  
Don Cherry (hockey personality)  
Pete Seeger (musician)  
Dick Cheney  
Fidel Castro  
Kirk Douglas

Alternate  
Andy Dick (actor)  
Sean Penn  
John Stagliano (porn mogul)

clean

Shane Macgowan  
Muhammad Ali  
Anderson Cooper  
Bobby Liebling  
Harold Bloom  
Pope Benedict XVI  
Barack Obama  
John McCain  
Don Cherry  
Pete Seeger  
Dick Cheney  
Fidel Castro  
Kirk Douglas

Alternate  
Andy Dick  
Sean Penn  
John Stagliano

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**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2012, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/313 "2012-12-31T10:47:48Z")

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In no particular order, mostly for no particular reason, and without any alternates:

Gough Whitlam (ex-Australian Prime Minister)  
Charlie Sheen  
Lindsay Lohan  
Tom Cruise  
Bryan Cranston  
Mary-Kate Olson  
Paul McCartney  
Barbara Bach  
Joan Rivers  
Donald Trump  
Kylie Minogue  
Jack Nicholson  
Silvio Berlusconi

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2012, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/314 "2012-12-31T11:23:53Z")

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Just popping in to wish a Happy Birthday to our Death Mistress **Baker**!

So it’s a suck up. Deal! 😃

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**Author:** ![Quarter\_Lane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/c68b51/32.png) [@Quarter\_Lane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quarter_Lane)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2012, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/315 "2012-12-31T11:39:24Z")

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Still like that old time rock and roll. That kind of music just soothes the soul…

1. Chuck Berry—pioneer of “Rock And Roll Music”
2. Jerry Lee Lewis—The Killer?
3. Gary Glitter—Parts 1 and 2—actually, all of Gary – just needs to go away
4. Little Richard – Ooh My Soul
5. Fats Domino – I’m Walkin’
6. Dean Torrence—From Jan And Dean, watch out for “Dead Man’s Curve”
7. Duane Eddy – Because they’re not young any more
8. Michelle Phillips – Then Denny, Cass, and John can say “I Saw Her Again.” I’m officially running out of good puns. Sorry.
9. Carole King – She did sing, although she’s the writer behind some of the 60s best known hits.
10. Marshall Lytle—He rocked around the clock with Bill Haley
11. Franny Beecher – Another of Bill Haley’s Comets
12. Aretha Franklin – A spirit in the dark?
13. Frankie Valli – If he dies, there are just too many songs to work with. Do I go with “Bye, Bye, Baby”, “Silence Is Golden”, or “Working My Way Back To You?” Wait, what? No, not that last one.

In summary:

Chuck Berry  
Jerry Lee Lewis  
Gary Glitter  
Little Richard  
Fats Domino  
Dean Torrence  
Duane Eddy  
Michelle Phillips  
Carole King  
Marshall Lytle  
Franny Beecher  
Aretha Franklin  
Frankie Valli

Alternates:  
Iggy Pop  
Richard Carpenter

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**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2012, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/316 "2012-12-31T12:03:21Z")

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Just under 18 hours to go!

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2012, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/317 "2012-12-31T12:50:16Z")

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There are now 126 entries. Last year there was a total of 172. Looks like it’s going to be a slower game this time.

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**Author:** ![The\_Librarian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_librarian/32/402_2.png) [@The\_Librarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Librarian)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2012, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/318 "2012-12-31T13:16:35Z")

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> [@Baker](#):
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> There are now 126 entries. Last year there was a total of 172. Looks like it’s going to be a slower game this time.

Checking last year’s thread: there will be plenty more submissions:)

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2012, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/319 "2012-12-31T13:46:41Z")

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> [@Baker](#):
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> There are now 126 entries. Last year there was a total of 172. Looks like it’s going to be a slower game this time.

Meh.  
We can do without the riff-raff.

Of course, we may rank higher compared to newbies…

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**Author:** ![Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kolak_of_twilo/32/73_2.png) [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolak_of_Twilo)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2012, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/320 "2012-12-31T14:22:52Z")

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George H. W. Bush  
Margaret Thatcher  
Prince Philip  
Fidel Castro  
Hugo Chavez  
Mary Tyler Moore  
Rose Marie  
Bonnie Franklin  
Edward Furlong  
Macaulay Culkin  
Pete Doherty  
Ryan Buell  
Cardinal Francis George

Alternate:  
Nancy Reagan

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