# The Celebrity Death Pool 2013

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** death-pool\
**Created:** [December 1, 2012, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655 "2012-12-01T05:59:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2012, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/21 "2012-12-01T23:32:12Z")

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> [@etv78](#):
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> Question about Sandusky-We get points if he’s shivved in prison, right?

Yes, folks in prison, even on Death Row, would be allowed if they die by other than legal execution. So Timothy McVeigh didn’t get his choosers any points, since he died by lethal injection, at the hands of the state.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2012, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/22 "2012-12-01T23:32:16Z")

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> [@a35362](#):
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> Is it Jonathan Rhys-Meyers or Myers? I’ve seen it both ways, here and elsewhere.

It looks like Meyers is the correct spelling. I remember looking it up last sure to make sure. Looks like he’s still having problems with alcoholism. [del]Yay[/del], I mean, poor guy.

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2012, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/23 "2012-12-01T23:40:39Z")

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Prediction-At least 1 non-carryover drops dead.

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**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2012, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/24 "2012-12-02T00:05:19Z")

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Actually, Wikipedia says it’s

M **u** hamm **a** d Ali and

Jonathan Rhys (no hyphen) M **e** yers.

FWIW.

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2012, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/25 "2012-12-02T00:07:22Z")

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> [@etv78](#):
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> My 2013 Entry
> 
> George H.W. Bush  
> Barbara Bush (H.W.'s wife)  
> Fidel Castro  
> Jerry Sandusky (he was a well known coach b4 the scandal)  
> Harper Lee  
> Stan Musial  
> Doyle Brunson  
> Chuck Bednarik  
> Bobby Doerr  
> Milt Schmidt  
> Pope Benedict XVI  
> Ruth Bader Ginsberg  
> Nancy Reagan

took out Cheney, He lives by the “Billy Joel Rule” (Only the Good Die Young)

Alternate  
Walter Mondale

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2012, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/26 "2012-12-02T00:42:34Z")

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The 13 for 2013:

Dictators and heartless dicks:  
\*\*Hosni Mubarak  
Bashar Assad  
Dick Cheney \*\*(Billy Joel Rule rejected as I think his new heart will)

Sportmen whose latest feat was to punch the reaper.  
\*\*Muhammad Ali  
Stefano Borgonovo  
William Anthony Perry “The Fridge”  
Superstar Billy Graham \*\*

Sad to see go:  
**Sir Terry Pratchett  
Stephen Hawkin**

The young train wrecks:  
**Bobbi Kristina Brown  
Lindsay Lohan**

Fading stars:  
\*\*Jerry Lewis  
Macaulay Carson Culkin \*\*  
**Clean list:**

Hosni Mubarak  
Bashar Assad  
Dick Cheney  
Muhammad Ali  
Stefano Borgonovo  
William Anthony Perry “The Fridge”  
Superstar Billy Graham  
Sir Terry Pratchett  
Stephen Hawkin  
Bobbi Kristina Brown  
Lindsay Lohan  
Jerry Lewis  
Macaulay Carson Culkin

**Alternates:**  
Charlie Sheen  
Billy Joel \*  
Lil Wayne

- 😛

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2012, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/27 "2012-12-02T00:58:43Z")

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I made it on the first page this year, but will wait until later in the month to post my list. I would hate to have two or three buy the farm in December, like last year.

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**Author:** ![Musky\_Moon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90db22/32.png) [@Musky\_Moon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musky_Moon)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2012, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/28 "2012-12-02T01:10:42Z")

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I’ve got a good feeling about this!

Beverly Cleary  
Kirk Douglas  
George H W Bush  
Shirley McClaine  
Lindsey Lohan  
Betty White  
Gloria Steinem  
Hugh Hefner  
George R R Martin  
Desmond Tutu  
Fidel Castro  
Stephen Hawking  
Doug Stanhope.

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**Author:** ![Tazmanian\_Devil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cc9497/32.png) [@Tazmanian\_Devil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tazmanian_Devil)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2012, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/29 "2012-12-02T03:23:04Z")

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Bill Clinton  
Queen Elizabeth  
Stan Musial  
Lindsay Lohan  
Macauley Culkin  
Nancy Reagan  
Ozzy Osbourne  
Hosni Mubarek  
Scott Steiner  
Glenn Campbell  
George H.W. Bush  
Ace Frehley  
Betty White

Alternates:  
Kirk Douglas  
Fidel Castro  
Muhammad Ali

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**Author:** ![wheresmymind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/91b2a8/32.png) [@wheresmymind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wheresmymind)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2012, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/30 "2012-12-02T03:51:05Z")

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Oh boy! I’ve always wanted to do one of these but never got on board.

George HW Bush  
Jimmy Carter  
Fidel Castro  
Lindsay Lohan  
Macaulay Culkin  
Maggie Smith  
Clint Eastwood  
Cher  
Elton John  
Aretha Franklin  
Tony Bennett  
Stephen Hawking  
Zsa Zsa Gabor

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2012, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/31 "2012-12-02T03:53:40Z")

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My list of immortals. I played these in 2011 and 2012. Not a damn one of them had the decency to die. I did make one change for 2013, let’s see what happens. I should send them a bill for keeping them alive.

In no particular order:

George H. W. Bush  
Barbara Bush  
Lindsay Lohan  
Joan Fontaine  
Olivia de Havilland  
Jimmy Carter  
Sam Elliot  
Burt Reynolds  
Johnny Depp  
Tom Selleck  
Judi Dench  
William Shatner  
Leonard Nimoy

Alternates:

Alex Trebek  
Chuck Norris  
Hillary Clinton  
Pope Benedict XIV

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**Author:** ![Lok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e8c25b/32.png) [@Lok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lok)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2012, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/32 "2012-12-02T04:06:39Z")

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A rerun from last year, themed of course.

Don Williams  
Jim Ed Brown  
Jimmy Dickens  
George Jones  
Kenny Chesney  
Tanya Tucker  
Harold Reid  
Phil Balsley  
Jimmy Fortune  
Don Reid  
LeAnn Rimes  
Charley Daniels  
Juice Newton

Alts  
Kenny Rogers  
Charley Pride  
Taylor Swift

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**Author:** ![minionkat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@minionkat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minionkat)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2012, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/33 "2012-12-02T04:17:03Z")

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I thought about my list in October, but it was too early. Now, here it is December again, and I am listless. Better check out the immortals on this year’s list before I commit to one for next. I really thought I would have done better this year. I really should listen to my mother. She has given me some excellent advice on this venture before. I have a bad feeling I am going to be posting drunk on New Year’s Eve again.

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**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2012, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/34 "2012-12-02T13:01:14Z")

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Gary Busey  
Mary-Kate Olsen (switching off each year between sisters)  
Bob Newhart  
Ben “Cooter from the Dukes of Hazzard” Jones  
Peter Noone (Herman’s Hermits)  
Lois Chiles (actress, Bond Girl in Moonraker)  
Mohammad Ali  
Jim Nabors  
Martin Landau  
Stephen Hawking  
Ariel Sharon (still hanging in there)  
Nick Nolte  
Leslie Uggamms (played Kizzy on Roots)

Alternates will be Henry Kissenger, then Mel Gibson

Everyone please check my list, since it virtually guarantees survival

plain list

Gary Busey  
Mary Kate Olsen  
Bob Newhart  
Ben Jones  
Peter Noone  
Lois Chiles  
Mohammad Ali  
Jim Nabors  
Martin Landau  
Stephen Hawking  
Ariel Sharon  
Nick Nolte  
Leslie Uggamms

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**Author:** ![applebetty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4af34b/32.png) [@applebetty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/applebetty)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2012, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/35 "2012-12-02T14:56:35Z")

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A theme, because there’s a time to laugh and a time to cry.

Ruth Buzzi  
Gary Owen  
Lily Tomlin  
Jo Anne Worley  
Goldie Hawn  
Johnny Brown  
Barbara Sharma  
Ann Elder  
Dave Madden  
Jeremy Lloyd  
Chelsea Brown  
Harvey Jason  
Moosie Drier

Alternates:

Patti Deutsch  
Sweet Dick Whittington  
Charlie Brill

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2012, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/36 "2012-12-02T15:00:04Z")

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Guess I better get working on knocking down that list to 13.

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**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2012, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/37 "2012-12-02T15:35:29Z")

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Ruth Bader Ginsburg (b. March 15, 1933), Supreme Court justice  
Ronnie Hawkins (Jan. 10, 1935), rockabilly singer  
Mike Ditka (Oct. 18, 1939), da Bears coach  
Bonnie Franklin (Jan. 6, 1944), actress\*  
Rush Limbaugh (Jan. 12, 1951), radio talk show host  
Slim Dunlap (Aug. 14, 1951), replacement in the Replacements  
Scott Thorson (1958), Liberace’s driver/lover  
Robin Roberts (Nov. 23, 1960), Good Morning America newscaster  
Barack Obama (August 4, 1961), US President  
Bashar al-Assad (Sept. 11, 1965), Syrian President  
Steve-O (June 13, 1974), ‘Jackass’ daredevil  
Macauley Culkin (Aug. 26, 1980), actor  
Lindsay Lohan (July 2, 1986), actress\*\*

\*also most likely to replace Aretha Franklin as the year’s “pancreatic cancer bandwagon choice that fizzles out”  
\*\* the 27 Club beckons  
Plain vanilla list:  
Ruth Bader Ginsburg  
Ronnie Hawkins  
Mike Ditka  
Bonnie Franklin  
Rush Limbaugh  
Slim Dunlap  
Scott Thorson  
Robin Roberts  
Barack Obama  
Bashar al-Assad  
Steve-O  
Macauley Culkin  
Lindsay Lohan

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**Author:** ![cardboardbox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@cardboardbox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cardboardbox)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2012, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/38 "2012-12-02T18:26:07Z")

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Charlie sheen  
Courtney stodden  
Lindsay lohan  
Paz de la huerta  
George Michael  
Travie mccoy  
Liza minelli  
Weston cage  
Taylor Momsen  
Katt Williams  
Brooke mueller  
Paul gasgoine  
Maccauley Culkin

Alternates  
Redmond O Neill  
Jonathon Rhys Meyers  
Margaret Thatcher

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2012, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/39 "2012-12-02T19:49:32Z")

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> [@applebetty](#):
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> A theme, because there’s a time to laugh and a time to cry.
> 
> Ruth Buzzi  
> Gary Owen  
> Lily Tomlin  
> Jo Anne Worley  
> Goldie Hawn  
> Johnny Brown  
> Barbara Sharma  
> Ann Elder  
> Dave Madden  
> Jeremy Lloyd  
> Chelsea Brown  
> Harvey Jason  
> Moosie Drier
> 
> Alternates:
> 
> Patti Deutsch  
> Sweet Dick Whittington  
> Charlie Brill

That looks an awful lot like my 2011 Laugh-In Alumni list.

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**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2012, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/40 "2012-12-02T22:01:40Z")

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> [@42fish](#):
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> Slim Dunlap (Aug. 14, 1951), replacement in the Replacements

Totally missed the opportunity to put him in your alternates. 😃

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