# The Celebrity Death Pool 2013

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** death-pool\
**Created:** [December 1, 2012, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655 "2012-12-01T05:59:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 49

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/961 "2013-03-06T22:49:53Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> Anyone have Baker’s PayPal info?

Good god, man, how long have you been doing this? I would have thought you had gotten your hands on that 15 months ago.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/962 "2013-03-06T23:20:14Z")

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> [@For You](#):
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> Good god, man, how long have you been doing this? I would have thought you had gotten your hands on that 15 months ago.

Well damn, I probably don’t have enough money then. ☹

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2013, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/963 "2013-03-07T01:24:01Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> Well damn, I probably don’t have enough money then. ☹

Bad **flytrap**! No cookies for you.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2013, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/964 "2013-03-07T01:30:02Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> Bad **flytrap**! No cookies for you.

There is no point is sucking up to you, Swampbear.

🙂

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2013, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/965 "2013-03-07T01:33:34Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> There is no point is sucking up to you, Swampbear.
> 
> 🙂

swampbear does, however, like beer and cookies.

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2013, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/966 "2013-03-07T01:53:29Z")

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No, that’s beer and _cockies_…

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2013, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/967 "2013-03-07T02:21:18Z")

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No, that’s _bears_ and cockies

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2013, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/968 "2013-03-07T02:34:15Z")

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> [@Baker](#):
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> swampbear does, however, like beer and cookies.

But it is only You, Illustrious Death Mistress, that one needs to shine favorably on one’s Death Pool Score.

What is that PayPal address, Oh Holy One?

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**Author:** ![Registered\_at\_Last](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bc79bd/32.png) [@Registered\_at\_Last](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Registered_at_Last)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2013, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/969 "2013-03-07T03:07:57Z")

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Canadian musical icon, [Stompin’ Tom Connors](http://www.ctvnews.ca/entertainment/stompin-tom-connors-dies-at-77-1.1185264)has died at 77. Seems appropriate it was first announced during the [Hockey](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxIJPMVHBDk)Night in Canada broadcast tonight. This one really makes me sad. And not just because he wasn’t on my list ☹

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2013, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/970 "2013-03-07T05:25:14Z")

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> [@Registered\_at\_Last](#):
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> Canadian musical icon, [Stompin’ Tom Connors](http://www.ctvnews.ca/entertainment/stompin-tom-connors-dies-at-77-1.1185264)has died at 77. Seems appropriate it was first announced during the [Hockey](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxIJPMVHBDk)Night in Canada broadcast tonight. This one really makes me sad. And not just because he wasn’t on my list ☹

Don’t be greedy.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2013, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/971 "2013-03-07T11:13:13Z")

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Beer and cookies. Bears and cockies. It’s all good! 😃

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**Author:** ![Registered\_at\_Last](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bc79bd/32.png) [@Registered\_at\_Last](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Registered_at_Last)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2013, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/972 "2013-03-08T14:11:16Z")

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Another pro wrestler bites the dust … William Moody AKA [Paul Bearer](http://ca.sports.yahoo.com/blogs/the-turnstile/wwe-resident-mortician-paul-bearer-dead-58-011944534.html), dead at 58.

It does not look like he was on one of those WWE themed lists … too bad, he was worth lots of points.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2013, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/973 "2013-03-08T14:34:07Z")

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NPR reports that Chavez is to be Leninized.  
Embalmed and permanently displayed in a glass coffin.  
:rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2013, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/974 "2013-03-08T15:51:17Z")

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So, if he’s being immortalized, does that mean we have to give the points back?

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2013, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/975 "2013-03-08T16:15:08Z")

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> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
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> So, if he’s being immortalized, does that mean we have to give the points back?

I should have kept my mouth shut.

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2013, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/976 "2013-03-08T16:31:36Z")

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> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
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> So, if he’s being immortalized, does that mean we have to give the points back?

I vote “yes”

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2013, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/977 "2013-03-08T16:35:48Z")

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> [@Mollie\_Magill](#):
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> I vote “yes”

I take it that you didn’t have Chavez.  
🙂

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**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2013, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/978 "2013-03-08T17:45:21Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> NPR reports that Chavez is to be Leninized.  
> Embalmed and permanently displayed in a glass coffin.  
> :rolleyes:

So does that mean he will be Chavez Regal, where his followers may forever idolize and drink a toast to him?

😃

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2013, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/979 "2013-03-08T18:04:30Z")

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> [@Duckster](#):
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> So does that mean he will be Chavez Regal, where his followers may forever idolize and drink a toast to him?
> 
> 😃

I think he would be [Hugo Cuervo.](http://www.travelblog.org/Photos/671310)

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**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2013, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/980 "2013-03-08T19:04:36Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> NPR reports that Chavez is to be Leninized.  
> Embalmed and permanently displayed in a glass coffin.  
> :rolleyes:

INTERIOR: Sheba Medical Center, Israel: ICU Hospital Room  
A nurse tending to Ariel Sharon takes a break and checks the news, reading aloud to her co-worker: “Hey, did you hear that the Cuban died? They are actually going to put him on display like Lenin”

Co-worker (from other room): "I’ll bet they are following with interest on the Dead Pools.

PAN TO: EEG Monitor: Increase in Brain Wave Activity

PAN SLOWLY: Hospital Bed: from Arial Sharon’s feet to mouth, stop to reveal slight smile form on corner of mouth.

SCENE

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