# The Celebrity Death Pool 2013

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** death-pool\
**Created:** [December 1, 2012, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655 "2012-12-01T05:59:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2012, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/161 "2012-12-17T22:43:41Z")

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George H.W. Bush  
Jimmy Carter  
Albert Gore  
George W. Bush  
Hillary Clinton  
Karl Rove  
Stan Musial  
Yogi Berra  
Whitey Ford  
Ara Parseghian  
Fr. Theodore Hesburgh  
Robin Roberts  
Fidel Castro  
Roberts is the ABC/ESPN newscaster, not the old Phillies’ pitcher, who is already dead.

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**Author:** ![Andrew\_21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bcef8e/32.png) [@Andrew\_21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andrew_21)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2012, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/162 "2012-12-18T00:49:24Z")

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[ol]  
[li]George H. W. Bush - (June 12, 1924)[/li][li]Fidel Castro - (August 13, 1926)[/li][li]Bobby Doerr - (April 7, 1918)[/li][li]Zsa Zsa Gabor - (February 6, 1917)[/li][li]Billy Graham, evangelist - (November 7, 1918)[/li][li]Ed Koch - (December 12, 1924)[/li][li]C. Everett Koop - (October 14, 1916)[/li][li]Nelson Mandela - (July 18, 1918)[/li][li]Stan Musial - (November 21, 1920)[/li][li]Nancy Reagan - (July 6, 1921)[/li][li]Ariel Sharon - (February 26, 1928)[/li][li]Helmut Schmidt - (December 23, 1918)[/li][li]Margaret Thatcher - (October 13, 1925)[/li]  
Alternates:  
[li]Hosni Mubarak - (May 4, 1928)[/li][li]Kirk Douglas - (December 9, 1916)[/li][li]Mickey Rooney - (September 23, 1920)[/li][/ol]

George H. W. Bush  
Fidel Castro  
Bobby Doerr  
Zsa Zsa Gabor  
Billy Graham  
Ed Koch  
C. Everett Koop  
Nelson Mandela  
Stan Musial  
Nancy Reagan  
Ariel Sharon  
Helmut Schmidt  
Margaret Thatcher

Alternates:

Hosni Mubarak  
Kirk Douglas  
Mickey Rooney

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**Author:** ![Cumbrian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ce7236/32.png) [@Cumbrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cumbrian)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2012, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/163 "2012-12-18T10:00:01Z")

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Thought I would give this a go this year:

1. Bernadette Nolan - member of The Nolan Sisters, a once popular Irish Girl Group.
2. Damon Harris - member of The Temptations
3. Clive James - journalist and raconteur
4. Robin Jackman - former England cricketer
5. John Edrich - former England cricketer
6. Tony Greig - former England cricketer
7. Ryan Buell - founded the Paranormal Research Society, director of A&E’s Paranormal State
8. Ray Price - country singer, born 1926
9. Marilyn Horne - American mezzo-soprano
10. Paul Gascoigne - former England footballer
11. Jack Charlton - former England footballer and World Cup winner
12. Kevin Sheedy - former Ireland footballer
13. Christopher Martin-Jenkins - cricket journalist and broadcaster

Alternates

1. Bobby Womack - singer
2. Ted “The Count” Hankey - plays darts
3. Stiliyan Petrov - Bulgarian footballer

Clean List

Bernadette Nolan  
Damon Harris  
Clive James  
Robin Jackman  
John Edrich  
Tony Greig  
Ryan Buell  
Ray Price  
Marilyn Horne  
Paul Gascoigne  
Jack Charlton  
Kevin Sheedy  
Christopher Martin-Jenkins

Alternates

Bobby Womack  
Ted Hankey  
Stiliyan Petrov

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**Author:** ![D-bear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@D-bear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D-bear)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2012, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/164 "2012-12-18T16:13:59Z")

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> [@Spiff](#):
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> And for not paying attention to the “Pick 13 celebrities” rule (instead of 10).  
> 🙂

Okay. Please withdraw my entry. This seems to be too clicky and I guess it’s beyond my grasp.

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**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2012, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/165 "2012-12-18T16:16:49Z")

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> [@D-bear](#):
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> Okay. Please withdraw my entry. This seems to be too clicky and I guess it’s beyond my grasp.

Nah- just throw a few more in. Most of us are normal here. I’d give you a hand but those who I select never croak anyway.

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2012, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/166 "2012-12-18T16:38:29Z")

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> [@D-bear](#):
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> Okay. Please withdraw my entry. This seems to be too clicky and I guess it’s beyond my grasp.

We’re not that clicky. Just expect to be razzed about not being able to count. And maybe being called a virgin until you get a score. 😃

ETA: I broke my Death Pool cherry on Yassir Arafat. Yuck.

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**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2012, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/167 "2012-12-18T16:40:11Z")

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Well, I am the oldest virgin on the board.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/168 "2012-12-19T00:21:35Z")

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Okay - Another round of BAND WAGON picks (it’s a theme)

Fidel Castro  
George H.W. Bush  
Lindsay Lohan  
Zsa Zsa Gabor  
Billy Graham  
Hugo Chávez  
Macaulay Culkin  
Nancy Reagan  
Nelson Mandela  
Dick Cheney  
Ariel Sharon  
Jerry Lewis  
Muhammad Ali

Alternates:  
Stephen Hawking  
Michael Douglas  
Hosni Mubarak

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/169 "2012-12-19T00:52:43Z")

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> [@D-bear](#):
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> Okay. Please withdraw my entry. This seems to be too clicky and I guess it’s beyond my grasp.

Thin skin much? I didn’t go back and count but at least a handful of people put the wrong number in. And I’m sure you won’t be the last. Just a gentle nudge to put in the correct number of picks. We are not cliquey (see I didn’t even kid you about the misspelling). We are snarky and morbid. There is a big difference.

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/170 "2012-12-19T20:59:07Z")

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Although several of these picks will seem familiar, I’m not copying anyone – all names except one have been on my list since before this thread was begun.

Ed Asner  
Harry Belafonte  
Tony Bennett  
Silvio Berlusconi  
Glen Campbell  
Van Cliburn  
Berry Gordy  
George Jones  
Loretta Lynn  
Peter Marshall  
Johnny Mathis  
Joan Plowright  
Jalal Talabani

Bennett is the singer who left his heart in San Francisco, not the basketball coach or the soon-to-be-former Indiana Superintendent of Public Instruction.

Jones is the country singer once married to Tammy Wynette, not the English footballer or the American football player.

Marshall is the West Virginia-born former _Hollywood Squares_ host, not the British guy who hosted _Sale of the Century_.

There shouldn’t be any question about the identity of anyone else on the list.

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**Author:** ![PacifistPorcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@PacifistPorcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PacifistPorcupine)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/171 "2012-12-19T21:27:14Z")

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Sean Connery  
Roger Moore  
Mary Tyler Moore  
Tyler Perry  
William Perry  
Dick Butkus  
Dick Cavett  
Bob Eubanks  
Kevin Eubanks  
Kermit Ruffins  
Kevin Clash  
Mick Jones  
Mick Jagger

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**Author:** ![Enlightening\_Meditation](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecc23a/32.png) [@Enlightening\_Meditation](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enlightening_Meditation)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/172 "2012-12-19T21:34:45Z")

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Oh man, I struck out in 2012 so far. I need some changes

1. Bernard Madoff (ponzi schemer, crook)
2. Warren Jeffs (cult leader)
3. Pete Doherty (musician, addict)
4. Lindsey Lohan (alleged actress, delinquent)
5. Game (rapper)
6. Courtney Love (musician)
7. Ayman al-Zawahiri (reported terrorist leader)
8. Bashar al-Assad (struggling dictator)
9. Doug Stanhope (comedian)
10. Jesse Jackson Jr. (embattled former politician)
11. Artie Lange (comedian)
12. Demi Moore (actress)
13. Stephanie Rose Bongiovi (daughter of rock musician, delinquent)  
Bernard Madoff  
Warren Jeffs  
Pete Doherty  
Lindsay Lohan  
Game  
Courtney Love  
Ayman al-Zawahiri  
Bashar al-Assad  
Doug Stanhope  
Jesse Jackson Jr.  
Artie Lange  
Demi Moore  
Stephanie Rose Bongiovi

Alternates  
Charlie Sheen  
Mary-Kate Olsen

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**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/173 "2012-12-20T06:26:13Z")

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After coming off the best year I’ve ever had in this sick game, I feel the need to totally bomb in 2013. So here goes:

Mickey Rooney  
Hugh Downs  
Macauley Culkin  
Lindsey Lohan  
Boyd K. Packer  
Eve Plumb  
Sandy Koufax  
Vin Scully  
Charlie Sheen  
Angus T. Jones  
Warren Jeffs  
Hugo Chavez  
Cameron Douglas

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/174 "2012-12-20T11:19:52Z")

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With Rico we have sixty players so far. In 2012 we had 172. I guess you sickos are going to be like me and post on the last day, huh?😛

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/175 "2012-12-20T16:13:37Z")

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> [@Baker](#):
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> With Rico we have sixty players so far. In 2012 we had 172. I guess you sickos are going to be like me and post on the last day, huh?😛

I’m not posted my picks early and letting other people steal them.

They’re my dead people dammit.

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/176 "2012-12-20T16:28:45Z")

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> [@Baker](#):
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> With Rico we have sixty players so far. In 2012 we had 172. I guess you sickos are going to be like me and post on the last day, huh?😛

Just haven’t gotten around to it. Although I did ok this year, copying me is a guaranteed way to not win. So I’m not worried about waiting till the last moment.

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/177 "2012-12-20T16:35:54Z")

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> [@PacifistPorcupine](#):
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> William Perry

The former Secretary of Defense or the former member of the Chicago Bears’ defense?

> [@](#):
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> Mick Jones

The one from Foreigner, or the one from the Clash?

I’m guessing by the nature of your list that you mean the latter in each case, but just want to help **Baker** be sure.

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**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/178 "2012-12-20T21:58:43Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> I’m not posted my picks early and letting other people steal them.
> 
> They’re my dead people dammit.

With my picks, if someone steals them, then the crime is its own punishment.

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/179 "2012-12-20T23:04:05Z")

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> [@42fish](#):
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> With my picks, if someone steals them, then the crime is its own punishment.

:pI like that!😃

Since 12/31 will be a busy day for me(my birthday too!) I’ll probably sit at the computer all day, mouse in one hand, glass of champagne in the other!

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**Author:** ![Lok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e8c25b/32.png) [@Lok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lok)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-celebrity-death-pool-2013/642655/180 "2012-12-20T23:33:45Z")

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> [@42fish](#):
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> With my picks, if someone steals them, then the crime is its own punishment.

Amen to that. None of this, setting up a Google search for cancer or who’s dying. Pick names at random and go for it!

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