# The Cleaver Sleeve! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 14, 2008, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cleaver-sleeve/449252 "2008-05-14T05:12:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2008, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cleaver-sleeve/449252/1 "2008-05-14T05:12:21Z")
[Cleavers!](http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/4742/spride0ro.jpg) [BY Eldridge De Paris!](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eldridge_Cleaver) [The Cleaver Sleeve](http://easydreamer.blogspot.com/2007/05/cleaver-sleeve.html) ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2008, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cleaver-sleeve/449252/2 "2008-05-14T06:42:08Z")
:eek: ---
**Author:** ![Amblydoper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Amblydoper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amblydoper)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2008, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cleaver-sleeve/449252/3 "2008-05-14T07:19:36Z")
I’m SO HAPPY to see you! ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2008, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cleaver-sleeve/449252/4 "2008-05-14T17:20:17Z")
**not quite SFW** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2008, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cleaver-sleeve/449252/5 "2008-05-14T17:48:35Z")
I THOUGHT that’s what this might be. I remember this. I’m not at all surprised that the Modern Codpiece didn’t catch on. ---
**Author:** ![Darryl\_Lict](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@Darryl\_Lict](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darryl_Lict)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2008, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cleaver-sleeve/449252/6 "2008-05-14T18:59:11Z")
I’m a little disappointed. I always thought Eldridge Cleaver pants were backwards chaps, and just let your schlong and nuts hang out there in the breeze. They are rather modest compared to what I had in mind. Modern day codpiece, indeed! ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2008, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cleaver-sleeve/449252/7 "2008-05-14T22:04:39Z")
How could that _ever_ be comfortable, or even safe? Unless it’s just a fake stuffed genitalia-shaped ornament on the front of the trouser, it means you have to carefully pack the meat ‘n’ two through a hole in the front of the fabric, into the little shaped pouch. Thus intruded, any vertical or transverse movement of the cloth relative to the crotchal area is going to result in a sort of scissor effect, whereby the fleshy man-stalk-parts are going to be constricted quite painfully and possibly resulting in some harm. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2008, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cleaver-sleeve/449252/8 "2008-05-14T22:19:47Z")
[QUOTE=Darryl Lict] I’m a little disappointed. I always thought Eldridge Cleaver pants were backwards chaps, and just let your schlong and nuts hang out there in the breeze. They are rather modest compared to what I had in mind. Modern day codpiece, indeed! [/QUOTE] ??? - takes a close look at the Cleaver Sleeve \* Oh my … Ah! I get it now! Cock of the walk! I’m an idiot.