# The Coasterless MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [February 18, 2013, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660 "2013-02-18T02:42:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 11

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**Author:** ![Jynxster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d07c76/32.png) [@Jynxster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jynxster)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2013, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/201 "2013-02-20T21:19:26Z")

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> [@April\_R](#):
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> Why do they schedule doctor appointments at a certain time then make you wait an hour before actually seeing the doctor yet threaten to charge you a fee if you show up 30 min after your appointment time?
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> I actually got here 15min early but I am still sitting here 30 min after my appointment time and haven’t been called back to see the doctor. WTF?

Ug. I feel you. Last friday I had a Dr appointment for 3:10. Got there at 2:50, was not seen until 4:20. No apology, no explination, nothing. And they made me sign some sort of patient agreement form when I started going there about them charging me for no shows. I was NOT amused!

Hmm they shut down our email for maintenance at 4pm and wont be back up till 8pm. I has a urge to depart, must resist and last 45 more minutes. Sigh.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2013, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/202 "2013-02-20T21:20:12Z")

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Howdy from da cave. Tonight is Evening Prayer night over to the church house. Or, rather, since it’s Lent we’re doin’ those soup ‘n sammich Agape supper things. I am not goin’ tonight. I’s tahrd, not really hongry and just don’t wanna go out again. So I shall join the heathens veggin’ in front of teevees and magik thinkin’ boxes tonight. 😃

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2013, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/203 "2013-02-20T21:27:49Z")

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:::sigh:::  
I was watching dr phil to see some woman who sent $180,000+ to a man she never met. They are in love. She refuses to believe she is being scammed. I got interrupted and missed the second half. Now I’m trying to catch it on another channel and they interrupt with breaking news.

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**Author:** ![ems](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@ems](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ems)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2013, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/204 "2013-02-20T21:32:09Z")

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Snow here in Central OK today. Which caused much chaos on the roads this morning. The snow is now mostly gone but another storm comes through tonight.

We desperately need the water but could it not be in the form of rain in stead of snow? People around here cannot drive at the best of times you throw in a bit of snow twice a yea and it is bedlam.

I am running out of things to keep me occupied so I am headed home in about 30 mins I think.

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**Author:** ![Sario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sario/32/18580_2.png) [@Sario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sario)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2013, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/205 "2013-02-20T21:41:25Z")

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Random photo I had forgotten that I had

[![](https://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o43/sario528/Puppy.jpg) ](https://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o43/sario528/Puppy.jpg)

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2013, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/206 "2013-02-20T21:51:20Z")

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ooooo - it’s the rare, wild bamboo puppy!! 😃

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2013, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/207 "2013-02-20T21:53:04Z")

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> [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](#):
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> To the person (from another online forum) who didn’t want to bum me out about my knee but sent me a depressing email anyway: What the hell? Thanks for your demotivational words. :rolleyes:

Well that sucks! Mebbe you can find a pretty [picture](http://www.despair.com/) to match their words. (I love that site!)

**Apes** , was thinking of you while listening to radio on the way in this morning - because of this [this story](http://news.discovery.com/human/two-pairs-identical-twins-130219.htm). All I can say is :eek::eek: & :eek::eek:

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2013, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/208 "2013-02-20T23:32:57Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> Sketties for supper.

On my IPhone this looked like “Shelties for supper.”

Mmmmmm… puppy chow.

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**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2013, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/209 "2013-02-20T23:42:20Z")

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Hey we can have wild bamboo puppies, they come pre skewered!

::ducks and runs::

**Jim**

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2013, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/210 "2013-02-20T23:43:28Z")

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MMMMMMMM… shelties with bamboo chutes! Do post the recipe!

I’s sleepified and it ain’t even seven o’ clock of the p.m. yet.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2013, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/211 "2013-02-20T23:54:40Z")

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Pre-heat handbasket to 350…

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**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2013, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/212 "2013-02-20T23:57:34Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> **Apes** , was thinking of you while listening to radio on the way in this morning - because of this [this story](http://news.discovery.com/human/two-pairs-identical-twins-130219.htm). All I can say is :eek::eek: & :eek::eek:

OMG, poor lady.

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/213 "2013-02-21T00:12:21Z")

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> [@lieu](#):
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> On my IPhone this looked like “Shelties for supper.”
> 
> Mmmmmm… puppy chow.

> [@swampbear](#):
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> MMMMMMMM… shelties with bamboo chutes! Do post the recipe!
> 
> I’s sleepified and it ain’t even seven o’ clock of the p.m. yet.

My Daisy is not happy with either of you.

[http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/02/21/e4apy9ap.jpg](http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/02/21/e4apy9ap.jpg)

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/214 "2013-02-21T00:18:06Z")

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Mmmmmm… couch potato.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/215 "2013-02-21T00:31:52Z")

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Well, I just did something I would never have expected me to do. I sent in my resume for an engineering position working on a team that does flight simulators and trainers. \*\*FCD \*\*said it’s not a good company to work for, but what the heck. I don’t expect to have a job much longer where I am thanks to the sequester, the return of another draftsman, and a general drying-up of workload. I’ll be curious to see if I even get a call back - it doesn’t take a genius to do the math and figure out I’m old…

Time to knit.

\*\*lieu \*\*- I don’t eat Shelties - too hairy!! 😛

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/216 "2013-02-21T00:58:50Z")

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Me either, but I’m not adverse to tickling the Ivory.

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/217 "2013-02-21T00:59:42Z")

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> [@lieu](#):
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> me either, but i’m not adverse to tickling the ivory.

no tickles! No tickles!

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/218 "2013-02-21T01:05:57Z")

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I love the richness of human experience. I seek beauty. I revel in emotion.

Life can be so strangely beautiful sometimes.

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**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/219 "2013-02-21T01:06:27Z")

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I have weird kids, they just asked me for seconds of spinach. :dubious:  
Should I be proud or freaked out?

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**Author:** ![Sario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sario/32/18580_2.png) [@Sario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sario)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/220 "2013-02-21T01:07:00Z")

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> [@Capt\_Kirk](#):
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> Hey we can have wild bamboo puppies, they come pre skewered!
> 
> ::ducks and runs::
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> **Jim**

Beware! You are in danger of angering Fluffy

[![](https://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o43/sario528/destroyerofworlds.jpg) ](https://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o43/sario528/destroyerofworlds.jpg)

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