# The Coasterless MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [February 18, 2013, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660 "2013-02-18T02:42:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/221 "2013-02-21T01:07:30Z")
> [@EmilyG](#): > > I love the richness of human experience. I seek beauty. I revel in emotion. > > Life can be so strangely beautiful sometimes. Are you drunk **Midget**?šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/222 "2013-02-21T01:21:03Z")
> [@Sario](#): > > Beware! You are in danger of angering Fluffy > > [http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o43/sario528/destroyerofworlds.jpg](http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o43/sario528/destroyerofworlds.jpg) You know puppy meat is the tenderest and tastiest of all the canine meats šŸ˜ƒ Actually he looks like the destroyer of carpets and shoes I am a dog person I promise Drinky time off to tha likker sto **Jim** ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/223 "2013-02-21T02:42:44Z")
Well sh\*t fire and save matches! That was the most interesting trip to the likker sto I have had in a whileā€¦ Throw on the hoodie and talk a walk maybe seven minutes. Grab a bottle Oā€™ Kentuckyā€™s finest and chat with Ti, the owners son. On the way back I notice one of the many houses under construction (zero lot line, three story) has its garage and front door ajar and I hear noises inside. No lights on well after dark, I am thinking thieves, this is a huge problem here BTW. Hoof it to the cops house just round the corner from me ( way faster than 911) knock on the door and off we go back to house in question, running and calling for backup. 2 cars 4 cops and dammit they were gone. At least we got a ride back in the back, which was a first for me. Thatā€™s all I got **Jim** ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/224 "2013-02-21T02:52:11Z")
Iā€™m tired my eyes are burning ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/225 "2013-02-21T02:57:34Z")
> [@April\_R](#): > > Are you drunk **Midget**?šŸ˜‰ I donā€™t generally post on here while drunk. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/226 "2013-02-21T02:59:09Z")
Itā€™s 10:00. Do you know where your kittehs are? ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/227 "2013-02-21T03:01:40Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > Itā€™s 10:00. Do you know where your kittehs are? I donā€™t have any kittehs. My momā€™s allergic. I do know where my doggies are, though. ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/228 "2013-02-21T03:01:41Z")
> [@EmilyG](#): > > I donā€™t generally post on here while drunk. šŸ™‚ LOLZ, I was just asking because I donā€™t ever love anything that much unless I am drunk, haha ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/229 "2013-02-21T03:17:51Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > Itā€™s 10:00. Do you know where your kittehs are? Yes, fed and locked up in a bathroom so they donā€™t destroy the house during the night. šŸ™‚ I went to the dentist for a lost filling Tuesday, forgot that I had to take an antibiotic because of the artificial joint. Hell, there goes the harim thing, Iā€™m damaged goods. The antibiotic kills anything the dentist pokes into me with things he drops and wipes off on his pants, but it kills everything in my tummy and GI tract. Sick as hell early this morning, went in to work at noon. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/230 "2013-02-21T03:50:32Z")
> [@EmilyG](#): > > I donā€™t generally post on here while drunk. šŸ™‚ Thatā€™s a non-denial denial if I ever heard one. **Capā€™n** In most cop cars, you canā€™t open the rear doors from the inside. Last time I was in one Big Mack told me not to close the door, just hold it openā€¦as we proceeded to race up the street. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/231 "2013-02-21T06:45:56Z")
> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#): > > no tickles! No tickles! ::tickle:: šŸ˜‰ > [@April\_R](#): > > I have weird kids, they just asked me for seconds of spinach. :dubious: > Should I be proud or freaked out? Both. :eek: > [@EmilyG](#): > > I donā€™t generally post on here while drunk. šŸ™‚ And _specifically_ this timeā€¦? :dubious: šŸ™‚ Thursday morning. One work day until the weekend. I can haz 5 Oā€™clockā€¦? ---
**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/232 "2013-02-21T07:35:19Z")
> [@Sario](#): > > Random photo I had forgotten that I had > > [http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o43/sario528/Puppy.jpg](http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o43/sario528/Puppy.jpg) Aaaaawwww. Excessive cuteness for one creature. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/233 "2013-02-21T07:36:54Z")
> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#): > > My Daisy is not happy with either of you. > > [http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/02/21/e4apy9ap.jpg](http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/02/21/e4apy9ap.jpg) Pretty girl, and looks very content. ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/234 "2013-02-21T11:30:51Z")
Is this week over yet? I need to swipe a banana at irk this morning. Iā€™m getting leg cramps again. Must be low on potassium. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/235 "2013-02-21T11:31:28Z")
Good morning, sorta. Horrible night - I was falling asleep while knitting, so I went to bed before 9. Woke up about 12:20, and had a tough time falling back to sleep. Woke up again about 3:30 and drifted in and out for a while, but when the alarm went off, I was HARD asleep. So itā€™s gonna be another of \*those \*days. I was talking to **FCD** more about the place where I sent my resume - apparently they have a strong blame culture - if something goes wrong, they look to lay the blame on someone. Iā€™m thinking Iā€™m not interested in such an environment, but if I get called for an interview, I may still take it. And should \*\*FCD \*\*get this other job heā€™s interviewing for, I may just quit here, even if sequestration doesnā€™t get me. With spring coming, Iā€™m really wishing I was still retired, so I may just go that route. We shall see how it all goesā€¦ Meanwhile, Iā€™ve got crap to get done, so Iā€™ll be occupied for a little while longer. Happy Thursday! ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/236 "2013-02-21T11:32:58Z")
Up, caffeinated, off to irk. hockey tonight(and texts with Hockey Lady:) ) > [@April\_R](#): > > I have weird kids, they just asked me for seconds of spinach. :dubious: > Should I be proud or freaked out? Hey, I liked spinach as a kid, and see how I turned out. : tickles **soapy** : ---
**Author:** ![Sario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sario/32/18580_2.png) [@Sario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sario)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/237 "2013-02-21T12:24:10Z")
I did not want to get out of bed this morning. These past few days have kicked my butt. Hopefully today will be a regular day and I can keep my feet on the ground. ---
**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/238 "2013-02-21T12:25:20Z")
Minor blurfage here, but DH is heavily blurfed. The chemo round ends tomorrow, so hopefully heā€™ll be able to feel a bit better this weekend. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/239 "2013-02-21T12:32:15Z")
Good Morninā€™ Yā€™all! Up, caffienated, brekkied and at irk. I met OYKW for a ā€œKwickieā€ this morninā€™. šŸ˜ƒ Kwickie is the name of a local restaurant so get yer minds outta da gutter. We donā€™t go there except for breakfast usually. So, yestiddy when he asked me if I wanted to go ā€œgrab a Kwickieā€ before irk today that meant have brekkie together. ā€˜Tis 34 Amurrkin out with a predicted high of 70 for the day. Tonight itā€™s supposed to start raininā€™ and will be rainy all over Jawja and Tennessee tomorrow apparently. Figures since I will be drivinā€™ to Gatlinburg tomorrow. Speakinā€™ of which, I am mostly packed already. Go Me! **Apes** Iā€™m with **doggio** on this. We both like spinach and look how we turned out! Spinach is good especially ifā€™n itā€™s fresh spinach. **Spaz** I took a banana from The Kwickie as I was leavinā€™ there. I lurves me some banana so itā€™ll be my mid morninā€™ snack. **gotti** hope DH does get to feelinā€™ better this weekend. Chemo can take it out of ya. **rio** hereā€™s to beinā€™ grounded. Ok, guess I should get to irk. Le sigh. Oh well, this is my Firday so YAY! Happy Thursday Yā€™all! ---
**Author:** ![Jynxster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d07c76/32.png) [@Jynxster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jynxster)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/240 "2013-02-21T12:39:07Z")
Morning mumpers, Traffic can just go suck some rotten eggs! 3 days straight of crappyness. 2 days of accidents and today a strike group is leaving. Blarg! Should be better tomorrow. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660.md?page=13)