# The Coasterless MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [February 18, 2013, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660 "2013-02-18T02:42:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/241 "2013-02-21T12:40:35Z")
I’ve got a mix of blurf, blah, and ☹ today. ---
**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/242 "2013-02-21T12:51:22Z")
_Blargle_ Is it the weekend yet? ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/243 "2013-02-21T12:58:51Z")
I can haz Spring, \*\*\*now, \*\*\*PLEEZ??? ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/244 "2013-02-21T13:21:21Z")
It’s Thorsday. Freakin 24 degrees outside with a high of 38. Got a sore throat and a case of the grumpies. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/245 "2013-02-21T13:31:45Z")
A whole \*case \*of grumpies? You buy in bulk??? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/246 "2013-02-21T13:33:46Z")
Sorry you’re feeling down, **Sticky**. Hugs. I’m home with strep. Boo. Didn’t feel horrible, but didn’t feel right and had a bit of a sore throat. I’d had it for a week and it didn’t seem to be going away, so I went to the urgent care yesterday and tested positive for strep. So I’m stuck at home till this afternoon. Hopefully I’ll be OK to go out to dinner tonight since it’s my brother’s birthday. If not, there’s always the weekend. Thanks for the cute pics (and the evil chatter :D) Hugs. GT ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/247 "2013-02-21T13:35:46Z")
How early is too early to have a baby? Peanut is doing somersaults in my belly! ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/248 "2013-02-21T13:39:13Z")
**Apes** , if you’re not due March or sooner, it’s definitely too early. Just suck it up and keep that bun in the oven! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/249 "2013-02-21T13:50:24Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > **Apes** , if you’re not due March or sooner, it’s definitely too early. Just suck it up and keep that bun in the oven! 😛 Wah ☹ ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/250 "2013-02-21T13:52:04Z")
I wasn’t drunk, just somewhat emotional. Okay? :mad: ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/251 "2013-02-21T14:04:42Z")
> [@April\_R](#): > > Wah ☹ What does it mean, “Wah”? ---
**Author:** ![Sario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sario/32/18580_2.png) [@Sario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sario)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/252 "2013-02-21T14:05:44Z")
> [@EmilyG](#): > > I wasn’t drunk, just somewhat emotional. Okay? :mad: Have hugs and atomic kitty {{{{\*\* EmilyG \*\*}}}} [![](https://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o43/sario528/KittyMass.jpg) ](https://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o43/sario528/KittyMass.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/253 "2013-02-21T14:07:39Z")
**Apes,** > [@dogbutler](#): > > Hey, I liked spinach as a kid, and see how I turned out.: I’d be worried. :eek: > [@swampbear](#): > > **Apes** I’m with **doggio** on this. We both like spinach and look how we turned out! Spinach is good especially if’n it’s fresh spinach. Very worried!! :eek::eek: ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/254 "2013-02-21T14:19:08Z")
Because of **Swampy** ’s predilection for frying bacon while nekkid, as a public service I provide [this link.](http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2013/02/21/what-not-to-cook-naked/?intcmp=features) ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/255 "2013-02-21T14:28:19Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > What does it mean, “Wah”? It’s the sound I make when I whine. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/256 "2013-02-21T14:30:11Z")
> [@April\_R](#): > > It’s the sound I make when I whine. Ah. Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/257 "2013-02-21T14:39:42Z")
> [@April\_R](#): > > It’s the sound I make when I whine. That’s so cute. [Here’s](http://www.google.com/imgres?q=invasion+body+snatchers+sutherland+infected&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1076&bih=862&tbm=isch&tbnid=ptlKec6TheSm1M:&imgrefurl=http://bloody-disgusting.com/news/3219048/5-great-alien-invasion-movies/&docid=12vjLhxW6q3DvM&imgurl=http://cdn.bloody-disgusting.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/INvasion_Of_The_Body_Snatchers_7_6_12.jpg&w=726&h=313&ei=bTEmUeelDOnQ2wWMrYHoCA&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=182&vpy=299&dur=2891&hovh=147&hovw=342&tx=239&ty=87&sig=106648970216812939523&page=1&tbnh=134&tbnw=272&start=0&ndsp=26&ved=1t:429,i:105) the sound I make when I whine. ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/258 "2013-02-21T14:51:33Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > A whole \*case \*of grumpies? You buy in bulk??? > > 😛 Grumpies are like TP, you can never have too much. Grumpies are like chocolate, you should always have enough to share. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/259 "2013-02-21T16:25:31Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > MMMMMMMM… shelties with bamboo chutes! Do post the recipe! I have some great sauces for Shetland Punies! (Quick ---- someone ask “Don’t you mean Shetland Ponies?”) Nope ------ these suckers are really small! > [@lieu](#): > > Pre-heat handbasket to 350… Are you sure we want to go there? And I just have to add **HELP CONTROL THE PET POPULATION!** Eat at a Chinese or Indian Buffet at least once a month ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/260 "2013-02-21T16:31:00Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > A whole \*case \*of grumpies? You buy in bulk??? > > 😛 If you order your grumpies online you get free shippin’! 😃 **Apes** do we need to think sticky thoughts? **{{{Midget}}}** hope today is better. I do NOT fry bacon while nekkid. I have an apron. 😛 In other news I’s hongry. Thus I shall go chow down on some N.O.L. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660.md?page=14)