# The Coasterless MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [February 18, 2013, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660 "2013-02-18T02:42:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/321 "2013-02-22T23:13:04Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> Come to think of it, has anyone seen FairyChat and Swampy together at the same time?

Not together, but I have seen **Moooooooom** live and in person on numerous occasions, and I will swear on a stack of Bibles that she is not a burly dude from Jawja.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/322 "2013-02-22T23:27:51Z")

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> [@VunderBob](#):
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> Not together, but I have seen **Moooooooom** live and in person on numerous occasions, and I will swear on a stack of Bibles that she is not a burly dude from Jawja.

You always stick up for her!  
🙂

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/323 "2013-02-22T23:35:16Z")

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Mrs. Plant v.3.0 made me a [birthday cake!](http://s1133.beta.photobucket.com/user/cwmorrow/media/BirthdayCake_zpsa2006279.jpg.html?sort=3&o=0)

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/324 "2013-02-22T23:43:42Z")

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Cute.  
Better stick with her, though. I don’t like to cook/bake. If I can’t nuke it or eat it cold, I generally don’t bother.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/325 "2013-02-22T23:51:49Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> Cute.  
> Better stick with her, though. I don’t like to cook/bake. If I can’t nuke it or eat it cold, I generally don’t bother.

She will be relieved that she still gets all my stuff.  
🙂

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/326 "2013-02-23T00:08:08Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> Come to think of it, has anyone seen FairyChat and Swampy together at the same time?

There’s a waiter at Whitey’s Fish Camp in Orange Park, FL, who served us dinner when he took me out, so yes, someone has seen us together. Plus \*\*Taters \*\*has met both of us, and I’m willing to bet she can tell the difference!

If you squint, you might think [we’re](http://www.nouilles.info/sdpix/8478.html) [twins](http://www.nouilles.info/sdpix/19013.html). :eek: OK, if you’re drunk, half blind and squinting thru a smeared, cracked lens… 😛

Supper was meh - Ledo’s chicken calzone is nasty. But I didn’t have to cook of clean, so there’s that. And now, it’s time to knit.

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**Author:** ![ems](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@ems](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ems)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/327 "2013-02-23T00:32:58Z")

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It’s Friday! No more work til Monday!

Only down side is I am going to do our taxes this weekend… :cue the death march music :

Zumba tonight and tomorrow morning although right now I am in my jammies and do or want to go back out in freezing temps

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/328 "2013-02-23T01:28:32Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> OK, if you’re drunk, half blind and squinting thru a smeared, cracked lens… 😛

Well, it _is_ Purim…

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**Author:** ![tarragon918](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d26b3c/32.png) [@tarragon918](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tarragon918)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/329 "2013-02-23T02:27:34Z")

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**HAPPY BIRTHDAY CP!!!**

The snow is mostly melted, but that’s okay. I enjoyed it (from inside!) while it was here. 🙂 In fact, we might get some more tonight, but that’s pretty iffy. It’s cold enough for it, and the skies were clouded for it, also. We’ll see. I’m fixing tandoori chicken, and have some Naan to go with it for tomorrow. We’re also going to try this cobbler recipe that I saw on Pintrest, involving frozen fruit (we’ve got peaches and raspberries), a cake mix, and a can or so of diet soda. We’ll see how it turns out before I share that recipe. LOL

Other than that, I’ve got mostly nothing. I’ve been reading Johanna Lindsay novels, believe it or not. Yes, this is far from my usual realm of reading interest, but I’m actually enjoying it. She writes what I call historical romances. They’re really more romance than anything else and she can write some fairly steamy stuff, let me tell ya, but her historical info is usually fairly accurate.

Hope everyone enjoys their weekend. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/330 "2013-02-23T02:30:30Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> What she said, **Sari**. The MMP is a clearing house for the weird, pointless, whiney, and TMI. Perhaps [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=627530) will be of assistance. 😉 🆒

That wasn’t me. 🆒

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**Author:** ![Taters](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/taters/32/2845_2.png) [@Taters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taters)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/331 "2013-02-23T02:35:25Z")

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I have met both \*\*Swampy **and** FCM \*\*in person, although not at the same time. I can attest to their being real and genuine and look nothing alike.

It was a cold, wet, windy day today and this weather is supposed to continue through the weekend.

I face another day of work tomorrow, and worked today on my RDO. Lucky me. :rolleyes:

Dinner is in the oven and when it’s done we shall eat. I guess I’ll clean up the kitchen too. After that, it’s relaxation time.

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/332 "2013-02-23T02:35:56Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> **rosie** , you confused me. **sari** is another Merrylander and mother of sah-kid. \*\*Sario \*\*= **rio** , the bridge dude. Granted, I’ve never seen the two of them in the same room at the same time, but I’m pretty sure they’re separate entities. 😉
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> We’re going to Ledo’s for supper because it’s quick and easy and close. So no dishes to wash tonight! YAY!!
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> 😃

You might see us in the same room at the same time one day, but you will never see me crawling around on bridges.  
I can drive across them, I even walked the Bay Bridge, but you will never see me climbing around on them.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/333 "2013-02-23T02:46:50Z")

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> [@tarragon918](#):
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> The snow is mostly melted, but that’s okay. I enjoyed it (from inside!) while it was here. 🙂 In fact, we might get some more tonight, but that’s pretty iffy. It’s cold enough for it, and the skies were clouded for it, also.

I had the A/C on in the car, driving around the block on break while a bank robber was evading the gendarmes.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/334 "2013-02-23T02:49:17Z")

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> [@Taters](#):
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> I have met both \*\*Swampy **and** FCM \*\*in person, although not at the same time.

“When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.”

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**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/335 "2013-02-23T03:02:24Z")

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So, what you’re saying is, **FCM/swampy** is a master of disguise? :dubious:

😃

Happy birthday, **flytrap**! Amusing cake.

TGIF

That is all. Well, mostly.

Hugs.

GT

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/336 "2013-02-23T03:12:19Z")

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> [@gardentraveler](#):
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> So, what you’re saying is, **FCM/swampy** is a master of disguise?

Dislike of Harley Davidsons, master Chef, knitting, what more proof do you need?

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**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/337 "2013-02-23T03:30:16Z")

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**Moooooom,** you &\*\* Swampy \*\*more or less look how I pictured you.

**PB** made dinner. I made cookies. Dinner was good, cookies were…edible.

My back hurts.

That’s pretty much it.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/338 "2013-02-23T03:40:41Z")

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> [@Taters](#):
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> I have met both \*\*Swampy **and** FCM \*\*in person, although not at the same time. I can attest to their being real and genuine and look nothing alike.

Two words: Michael & Jackson

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/339 "2013-02-23T03:46:09Z")

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> [@janis\_and\_c0](#):
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> **Moooooom,** you &\*\* Swampy \*\*more or less look how I pictured you.  
> My back hurts.

**AHA!**

My back hurts, too.  
Wondering if I should have half a vicodin or a glass of wine.  
Not having to go to work tomorrow,\*\* THE DAY AFTER MY BIRTHDAY,\*\* wine is winning out.

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**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/340 "2013-02-23T04:05:08Z")

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Had another spinal injection today. Why are so many spinal diagnostic procedures so damned unpleasant? The injection itself is uncomfortable, and now, my head is spinning and pounding. Falling asleep will be challenging with the BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM… going on.

DH is wiped out. Hopefully he’ll perk up a bit once his body clears out the chemo.

The sick fish doesn’t seem to be quite so bad now. Maybe not circling the drain, but he is still in the sink.

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