# The Coasterless MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [February 18, 2013, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660 "2013-02-18T02:42:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/341 "2013-02-23T04:35:40Z")
Irked, came home. Beerverages. Happy **Flytrap** Day!!! : more beerverages : : throws drugs at bad back Mumpers : ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/342 "2013-02-23T06:40:57Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > **aha!** > > my back hurts, too. > Wondering if i should have half a vicodin or a glass of wine. > Not having to go to work tomorrow,\*\* the day after my birthday,\*\* wine is winning out. šŸ˜ƒ happy birthday!!! šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![2gigch1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2gigch1/32/3313_2.png) [@2gigch1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2gigch1)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/343 "2013-02-23T07:51:33Z")
Seriously, all I wanted to do was make a nice trip to the parents. Is it too much to ask? Well apparently to the three UMES girls returning to school it was. _How do I know they were UMES (Univ. of MD Eastern Shore) girls?_ The Md State Trooper told me. _Why did he tell me?_ We were discussing if I should make a citizensā€™ arrest. \*Why would I be making a citizenā€™s arrest? \*Because I had to call the State Troopers because the driver of the Toyota Camry had been road raging on me for 35 miles. _Why was she road raging on me?_ Because I dared to try to pass her outside of Easton on RT 50 in MD. She took umbrage and made it her habit to get in front of me and block me in traffic for the next 35 miles. After awhile, concerned I was dealing with a drunk, I jumped on the phone and called ahead to the MSP Barracks in Salisbury. I was listening on my scanners as troopers set up ahead of me and waited. When we got close I lit up my strobes and the police moved in for the stop. In the end the trooper said he had enough to get her for reckless driving without my help, so I left my phone # just in case and drove away. Honestly if you have an issue and want to play road dick, youā€™ve got about a minute or two before itā€™s time to move on. After that people, like me, begin to wonder if they have a serious issue like DWI and a cell phone is going to get used. Anyway Iā€™m there safe & sound, and itā€™s late. Good night. ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/344 "2013-02-23T11:36:55Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > **rosie** , you confused me. **sari** is another Merrylander and mother of sah-kid. \*\*Sario \*\*= **rio** , the bridge dude. Granted, Iā€™ve never seen the two of them in the same room at the same time, but Iā€™m pretty sure theyā€™re separate entities. šŸ˜‰ > šŸ˜ƒ ā™ŖHis name is \*\*rio \*\*and he climbs across the bridge! Her name is **sari** , sheā€™s the mom of the **sah-kid**!ā™« Thank you! Iā€™ll be here all week! > [@gotpasswords](#): > > Had another spinal injection today. Why are so many spinal diagnostic procedures so damned unpleasant? The injection itself is uncomfortable, and now, my head is spinning and pounding. Falling asleep will be challenging with the BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAMā€¦ going on. There is hope for the future. Researchers at MIT are working on hyposprays. They deserve ALL of the grant money for this work. Off to irk. Yay Firday! ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/345 "2013-02-23T11:43:11Z")
Morning. iā€™m up, caffeinated, off to irk. hockey tonight with my friend and her grandson.šŸ™‚ : applauds **Spaz** : ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/346 "2013-02-23T12:01:04Z")
Good morning! Thanks to Puppenstein, Iā€™m up early again, altho \*\*FCD \*\*did deal with her at 3AM so thereā€™s that. Heā€™s still snoozing and I got up to feed her and do my morning stuff - like cleaning the cat box and caffeinating. šŸ˜ƒ Weā€™re promised a gray, drizzly, then rainy day. No idea what the plans are, beyond installing the shade in the kitchen window. I think I may just finish touching up our kitchen paint job - I got some red paint on the white trim, so Iā€™ll arm myself with a small artistā€™s brush and have at it. I may even do something with the baseboard in the bathroom - itā€™s got a few spots that need to be touched up. Good times. Speaking of good times - any reports of rampant debauchery and mayhem in Gatlinburg?? :eek: šŸ˜ƒ Happy Saturday!! ---
**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/347 "2013-02-23T12:21:12Z")
Steroids and I are not happy bedfellows. Doesnā€™t matter if itā€™s a traditional shot, pils, and Iā€™m sure a spray version would be the same. Taiko drummers in my head and I feel like I swallowed Bobcat Goldthwait as I just get a heap of manic energy that I canā€™t guide into useful purposes. The good thing is that I have already seen an improvement in hand strength, but the upper arm pain still rages on. For that, weā€™re doing another injection at the next level down. Oh.Yay. ---
**Author:** ![ems](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@ems](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ems)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/348 "2013-02-23T12:41:40Z")
Good Morning! Happy Belated Birthday **flytrap**! **mr ems** had to go to work today. His alarm went off at 4.21 and I amusing he thought he hit snooze but I rolled over at 4.45 and he was still there so I had to shove him til he woke up (and complained loudly!). Which means I was awake also. So I have watched a couple of shows I had DVRā€™d, made coffee got a load of jeans I washed last night into the dryer and trying to figure out what else needs to be done. I need to clean the kitchen but that seems a bit ambitious at 6.40 in the morning. Happy Saturday! ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/349 "2013-02-23T13:00:32Z")
Today is the last day of my theatre groupā€™s production. I play in the orchestra. Good times shall be had. šŸ˜ƒ šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/350 "2013-02-23T13:22:25Z")
Blurf Hugs, kisses, chocolate, alcohol, applause dispensed as needed, warranted, Applause looks a lot like applesauce this early in the am. I need more sleep. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/351 "2013-02-23T14:20:40Z")
I put an ad on Craigslist for my mom - sheā€™s trying to sell the purple carpeting plus pad that was in one of her bedrooms. She got a response, asked me to take the ad down, then got this: > [@](#): > > \> I urgently have to bring something to your notice. I just found out that my > \> Assistant overpaid you. The payment meant for another transaction was made > \> out in your name and sent to you. However I want to believe I wont have a > \> problem with you on this. Once you receive the payment, Please proceed to > \> the bank and cash the payment, deduct your money and send back the balance > \> to me via western union. So I can proceed with arrangement for pick-up. Once > \> more, I hope I can fully trust you with this? I will await your response on > \> this so my mind can be at rest. > \> Thanks All she wants to do is get rid of 12x14 purple carpeting for $50. So I reposted her ad with CASH ONLY in the body. Moron. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/352 "2013-02-23T14:29:49Z")
So much for winning the [Death Pool.](http://www.voxxi.com/rigoberta-menchu-hugo-chavez-healing/) :rolleyes: The cats are playing _Sneak Up On Sister_. Aquariums are made of glass and full of water. They donā€™t provide very good cover. ---
**Author:** ![Sario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sario/32/18580_2.png) [@Sario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sario)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/353 "2013-02-23T15:30:53Z")
> [@SpazCat](#): > > His name is \*\*rio \*\*and he climbs across the bridge! > Her name is **sari** , sheā€™s the mom of the **sah-kid**! > > Thank you! Iā€™ll be here all week! Try the veal and donā€™t forget to tip your waitresses šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/354 "2013-02-23T16:14:04Z")
Good morning all! Am about to continue knitting nephewā€™s ROYGBIV gloves, Theyā€™re turning out quite cool. Hope hurty Mumpers are feeling better this morning. Hugs all. GT ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/355 "2013-02-23T16:21:06Z")
I stubbed my pinky toe yesterday. Today it hurts like a mutha. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/356 "2013-02-23T17:43:57Z")
We set out a while ago to get \*\*FCD \*\*some new shoes. After going into one shoe store, he decided he wasnā€™t in the mood, so we came home. But we had a ride in the drizzle, so thereā€™s that. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/357 "2013-02-23T17:45:44Z")
**ShinyCat** is reading comics without pants!!! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/358 "2013-02-23T18:00:15Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > So much for winning the [Death Pool.](http://www.voxxi.com/rigoberta-menchu-hugo-chavez-healing/) :rolleyes: Considering how the Mayan end-of-the-world thing played out, Iā€™m not so sure getting their ā€œhealing energiesā€ is much of a boonā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/359 "2013-02-23T18:01:23Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > **ShinyCat** is reading comics without pants!!! :eek: Donald Duck? ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/360 "2013-02-23T18:26:44Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > **ShinyCat** is reading comics without pants!!! :eek: Iā€™ve never seen a comic book with pants. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660.md?page=17) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660.md?page=19)