# The Coasterless MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [February 18, 2013, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660 "2013-02-18T02:42:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2013, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/41 "2013-02-18T18:31:05Z")

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Towels are in, first load of today in the dryer, second in the washer. \*\*FCD \*\*has gone out in search of a haircut.

Welcome **Sario**! Don’t lurk - jump right into the fray! This is the perfect thread for sharing minutiae that won’t support its own thread, but which needs to be said. That way, we keep MPSIMS clean and tidy. Just like is says in my sig. 😃

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2013, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/42 "2013-02-18T18:37:34Z")

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Happy Moonday!

It is now 34 degrees outside.

**Capt** is there a problem with the neighborhood going to pot?

**FCM** cool bowls. When I heard yarn bowls I thought bowls made out of yarn.

Got my truck checked out this am. My truck has all its parts, so that was a waste of an hour.

I got the ‘low tire’ light checked out and it seems that sometimes the sensors have to be ‘relearned’. So they ‘relearned’ my sensors and the light went out.  
So, for y’all with broken lights - I asked.  
Your sensor may have to be ‘relearned’.  
Your sensor could have gone bad.  
Your sensor could have been broken if a tire was replaced. Especially if you go to a place that doesn’t have the latest equipment.  
Your sensor needs its batteries replaced.  
It’s cold outside, the cold can make the pressure lower and the light will come on.

Hey,\*\* Sario\*\*

I think I need a nap.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2013, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/43 "2013-02-18T18:38:19Z")

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> [@kopek](#):
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> Not according to the American Coaster Enthusiasts ---- of which I happen to be a proud (and straight) member.
> 
> [http://www.aceonline.org/](http://www.aceonline.org/)

I’m trying to come up with a smart assed remark, but I got nothin’.

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2013, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/44 "2013-02-18T18:42:03Z")

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> [@kopek](#):
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> Not according to the American Coaster Enthusiasts ---- of which I happen to be a proud (and straight) member.
> 
> [http://www.aceonline.org/](http://www.aceonline.org/)

Heh.

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**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2013, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/45 "2013-02-18T18:50:40Z")

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> [@kopek](#):
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> Not according to the American Coaster Enthusiasts ---- of which I happen to be a proud (and straight) member.

> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> I’m trying to come up with a smart assed remark, but I got nothin’.

That he’s not _ **narrow** _? 😃

(d&r)

[says the other guy who could stand to lose 40 lbs…]

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**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2013, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/46 "2013-02-18T19:00:00Z")

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Hello **rio**! Welcome!

Pssst. Is there enough money in the budget to get all the jello we need for the, _ahem_ ritual?

Our Anniversary has been super nice so far. Last night we enjoyed our year old cake & some adult beverages of a sparkily nature, listened to our wedding playlist & slow danced, & I got chocolate & jewlery! Tonight, imma get all gussied up & we’re gonna paint the town red! (or at least go out to dinner) 😛

Happy Monday All! Love the one you’re with!

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**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2013, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/47 "2013-02-18T19:12:37Z")

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Fun and games at the chemo place. Lovely, if beepy, place to spend a couple hours.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2013, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/48 "2013-02-18T19:32:21Z")

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**Pearl** I first read that as chawklit jewelry. Then I remembered a commercial about chawklit diamonds. That’s just wrong! If it’s hard as a diamond how does one eat it?

We have a deal with the manufacturers of Jell-O so we can afford it. However, it can only be green Jell-O. They said they didn’t mean lime Jell-O but the green stuff they keep out by the dumpsters which is green but not lime flavored. Anywho, at a buck ninety-nine a metric buttload it’s a good deal! Just make sure you do not inhale or ingest any.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2013, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/49 "2013-02-18T19:41:16Z")

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Nap time!

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2013, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/50 "2013-02-18T19:47:34Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> Nap time!

YAY! Do we get juice and cookies too?

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2013, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/51 "2013-02-18T20:09:11Z")

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[Past coaster.](http://www.dumpyourphoto.com/photo/view/203120/1RuvU9Y)

[Future coaster.](http://www.dumpyourphoto.com/photo/view/203118/TOZHixhjW)

[Winter coaster.](http://www.dumpyourphoto.com/photo/view/203121/pgzS8yTvZo)

[Crazy coaster.](http://www.dumpyourphoto.com/photo/view/203123/Clo0DpdwKqA) Or would the crazy coaster be behind him filming his coast?

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**Author:** ![Sario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sario/32/18580_2.png) [@Sario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sario)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2013, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/52 "2013-02-18T20:09:47Z")

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So I had to work\* this weekend so I had planned on my only day off to sit and relax some. So far I have relaxed my way through 2 loads of laundry and a load of dishes. I’m about to go pick up a prescription and some ink cartridges for the printer and come back to more laundry and dishes. :rolleyes:

\*By working I mean hanging out 300 feet over the Mississippi River for 11 hours.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2013, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/53 "2013-02-18T20:19:56Z")

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> [@janis\_and\_c0](#):
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> Happy Monday All! Love the one you’re with!

Uhhhh. I’m by myself. :eek:  
**Rio** whaddya do?

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2013, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/54 "2013-02-18T20:29:57Z")

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> [@Sario](#):
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> \*By working I mean hanging out 300 feet over the Mississippi River for 11 hours.

This requires an explanation. Seriously!

Last load is in the dryer. We’ve paid our laborers and given them a new job to do. Actually, we overpaid them by $200 because what they wanted to charge us was ridiculously low for all the work they did. So they’re happy, we’re happy, and I’ve got an entire hill to landscape. C’mon spring!!!

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2013, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/55 "2013-02-18T20:47:03Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> This requires an explanation. Seriously!

Toll taker???  
If so, his nickname will be Milo!

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2013, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/56 "2013-02-18T20:48:27Z")

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What do y’all men what does **rio** do? **rio** hangs out 300 feet over the Mississippi River for 11 hours at a stretch. Why is that so hard to understand? 😛

Howdy from da cave. Apparently our national office did not irk today. I say this because of not one single phone call from any of TPTB. Then again, I should just count my blessin’s right? In just a little while I shall head over to the church house for men’s night. Steak, beerverages, fire and [del]general b.s.[/del] solvin’ the world’s problems. What could be better! 😃

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2013, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/57 "2013-02-18T20:59:41Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> What do y’all men what does **rio** do? **rio** hangs out 300 feet over the Mississippi River for 11 hours at a stretch. Why is that so hard to understand? 😛

AArrgghhhhhh!!! **Swampy** , Please ask OYKW to fwap you in the side of the head with a raw steak for that ‘insightful’ comment. :mad:

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**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2013, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/58 "2013-02-18T21:00:00Z")

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Now for the (un?)healthy glowing.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2013, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/59 "2013-02-18T21:14:23Z")

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> [@gotpasswords](#):
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> Now for the (un?)healthy glowing.

On the positive side, perhaps you can read by the glow and conserve some electricity. 😃

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**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2013, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/60 "2013-02-18T21:20:11Z")

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Eesh… Will this day end? Now it’s off to get more blood put in.

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