# The Coasterless MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [February 18, 2013, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660 "2013-02-18T02:42:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/121 "2013-02-19T18:07:08Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > Just how did I kiss & tell? šŸ˜• A multi-story high syrup bottle flying thru the sky is not exactly something that goes unnoticed. When we come down & the crowd seeā€™s Sari in the basket, the will _know_ I took her to new heights. > > As for your bad jokes insult :mad:ā€¦Whole trout @ 5 paces, bub! :eek: Considering how I am with (those kind of) heights letā€™s hope thereā€™s nobody standing under the basket as I float by. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/122 "2013-02-19T18:19:34Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Iā€™m trying to come up with a smart assed remark, but I got nothinā€™. I always feel I need to specify. In the old days, depending on who you talk to, ACE ran about 80% ā€œalternative lifestyleā€ or better. These days Iā€™m betting more like 50% or a little less. But with everyone just basically having a good time there is the occassional ā€œOooops - I thought you were -------ā€ Itā€™s like at OUTrageous Bingo and other places I go ā€“ I donā€™t want anyone to think Iā€™m trying to sneak under their gaydar or nuttin --------- Iā€™m just there to have fun. (One ACE convention ages ago, one of the guys asked me to pose for a couple pictures on one of the rides - because I rode it well (was clearly having a good time) and because I was just basically cute. I did and then sort of put my arm around him and said ā€œTwo things ā€” one; Iā€™m straight and really really flattered. Second ---- if Iā€™m cute I would suggest raising your standards or getting an eye examā€. He sort of blushed and then we both chuckled ā€” and weā€™ve also been great friends since. In fact he may be the only person I know who calls both my wife and I ā€œgirlfriendā€. And more friends who can be honest with and about themselves? Weā€™ll take all we can get.) > [@Noone\_Special](#): > > That heā€™s not _ **narrow** _? šŸ˜ƒ > > (d&r) > > [says the other guy who could stand to lose 40 lbsā€¦] Narrow? \ SIR ----- NEVVAH!!! šŸ˜ƒ Although I have been told to get bent several times in the course of my life. ---
**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/123 "2013-02-19T18:48:54Z")
At least DH finally got one of those life-long questions answered- whatā€™s my blood type? Just waiting for the vampires in the basement to send up the next bag. ---
**Author:** ![Sario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sario/32/18580_2.png) [@Sario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sario)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/124 "2013-02-19T19:36:13Z")
This weekend I was high up over the Mississippi River, today I was over the River again but in a completely different environment [![](https://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o43/sario528/20130219_105105.jpg) ](https://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o43/sario528/20130219_105105.jpg) Notice the hole in the right side of the picture, there were about two dozen holes like that at varying angles that I had to climb through. Iā€™m tired dirty sweaty and I still have 3 hours until I get to go home and shower ---
**Author:** ![Jynxster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d07c76/32.png) [@Jynxster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jynxster)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/125 "2013-02-19T19:58:50Z")
When ever the world stops spinning, Iā€™d like to get off please. Wheeeeee \. ---
**Author:** ![Jynxster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d07c76/32.png) [@Jynxster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jynxster)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/126 "2013-02-19T20:08:13Z")
Heart is fluttering. Medication expired now. Slightly spinning world. Walmart refill stupid Pressed buttons many times over Pills today or else! ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/127 "2013-02-19T20:25:59Z")
crazy derpy dog at night pees every two hours sleep snores all long day girl I do not know posts pics of me on face book bafflement ensues ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/128 "2013-02-19T20:32:20Z")
**rio** why for it is your occupation today is climbinā€™ in holes? You just may have the most interestinā€™ job here in Mumperland. Howdy from da cave. I put a beast roast in the slow cooker before leavinā€™ for irk today. Itā€™s all done with a nice gravy. Go Me! Dindin shall be beast, collard greens, squish, field peas and corn bread. MMMMMMMā€¦ like Sunday dinner at grandmaā€™s! ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/129 "2013-02-19T20:45:06Z")
> [@sahirrnee](#): > > crazy derpy dog > at night pees every two hours > sleep snores all long day > > girl i do not know > posts pics of me on face book > bafflement ensues stalker!! ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/130 "2013-02-19T20:46:28Z")
Getting sick it seems Cannot afford to do so No time off for momma Changing body and mind Little life inside Cute little succubus she ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/131 "2013-02-19T20:51:19Z")
Hey **Swampy** everyone here knows I have the most interesting job in Mumperland, I hang out with Rockstars, so nya nya šŸ˜ƒ I am ready to go to irk, bored and broke Thats all I got **Jim** ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/132 "2013-02-19T21:20:01Z")
Rainy here right now Melting snow now turns to ice Spoils the morning drive ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/133 "2013-02-19T21:22:12Z")
Haikus: hard to write. Counting out the syllables? I always mess it . . . . . . . up. šŸ˜ƒ šŸ†’ ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/134 "2013-02-19T21:25:13Z")
Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesnā€™t. ---
**Author:** ![Sario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sario/32/18580_2.png) [@Sario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sario)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/135 "2013-02-19T21:27:38Z")
Usually my job is far less interesting but weā€™ve been checking our big bridges lately and that means climbing trusses and crawling through box girders. :shrug: ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/136 "2013-02-19T21:35:16Z")
> [@April\_R](#): > > Getting sick it seems > Cannot afford to do so > No time off for momma > > Changing body and mind > Little life inside > Cute little succubus she Oh I wasnā€™t writing a Haiku, btw šŸ˜‰ Let me fix them to make them more haiku-y Getting sick it seems Cannot afford to do so No time off for mom Change body and mind Cute little succubus she Little life inside ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/137 "2013-02-19T21:50:42Z")
> [@April\_R](#): > > stalker!! Welcome back No, not a stalker. I know _who_ she is but I donā€™t know her, we have never met. We do know some people in common. People I havenā€™t seen or talked to in over 20 years. Iā€™m not scared, just baffled as to why. I suppose I could ask her but Iā€™d rather not. Itā€™s a loooong story and best to let sleeping dogs lie. ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/138 "2013-02-19T21:54:27Z")
I used to write a haiku for sah-guy every day. It seemed like he didnā€™t appreciate them so I stopped. I couldnā€™t post them here though. It would make me ::šŸ˜Š:: ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/139 "2013-02-19T22:07:52Z")
I opened this window because there was something I wanted to say. Now I canā€™t remember it. Short term memory: the first to go. Time to bone up on some local history. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660/140 "2013-02-19T22:45:49Z")
Always somethingā€¦ one of the springs on our garage door broke today. Repair guy coming tomorrow, so for tonight, the cars are outside - itā€™ll beat rassling that beast in the morning. Supper has been miscellaneous leftovers. I made a peach cobbler for dessert - the house smells peachy-riffic! I ā¤ TeamViewer. My mom was having printer problems and I was able to get on her machine remotely and fix her up. For some reason, some of the settings got wonky, but sheā€™s good now, so yay. One down, three to go. Huzzah for short weeks. šŸ˜ƒ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coasterless-mmp/650660.md?page=8)