# The Colbert Report in Iraq

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-colbert-report-in-iraq/499246>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 9, 2009, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-colbert-report-in-iraq/499246 "2009-06-09T20:45:54Z")\
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**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2009, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-colbert-report-in-iraq/499246/1 "2009-06-09T20:45:54Z")

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Stephen Colbert had his first show from Iraq yesterday. You can tell that the soliders love him, and he was quite amusing. I loved what good sports McCain and Obama were poking fun at themselves.

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**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2009, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-colbert-report-in-iraq/499246/2 "2009-06-09T20:53:38Z")

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I should have guessed that he was in the Middle East a couple weeks ago when they took a vacation.

That was a great episode. Not quite as topical as it usually is, but then he’s very clearly doing a USO entertainment-style show rather than his usual stuff. The show built beautifully from the Bob Hope-style standup at the start to the Word to Basic to the haircut. I was dying by the end, especially with Obama’s appearance.

“Yes, there is chapstick inside!”

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**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2009, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-colbert-report-in-iraq/499246/3 "2009-06-09T21:02:24Z")

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Was I not paying attention or is Obama doing a lot more…“unpresidential”…appearances than Bush did.

I’m not counting his campaigning, I’m just talking about guest things. Like the Tonight Show, and this. I wouldn’t think Bush would do too much AFTER 9/11 since that’s where all of his controversy came from, but it’s just something I am noticing. Am I right in this??

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**Author:** ![RikWriter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/49beb7/32.png) [@RikWriter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RikWriter)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2009, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-colbert-report-in-iraq/499246/4 "2009-06-09T21:04:30Z")

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> [@Sir\_T-Cups](#):
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> Was I not paying attention or is Obama doing a lot more…“unpresidential”…appearances than Bush did.
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> I’m not counting his campaigning, I’m just talking about guest things. Like the Tonight Show, and this. I wouldn’t think Bush would do too much AFTER 9/11 since that’s where all of his controversy came from, but it’s just something I am noticing. Am I right in this??

Well, you have to understand, he’s not just the president of the United States…he’s a CELEBRITY.  
:rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2009, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-colbert-report-in-iraq/499246/5 "2009-06-09T21:07:13Z")

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> [@RikWriter](#):
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> Well, you have to understand, he’s not just the president of the United States…he’s a CELEBRITY.  
> :rolleyes:

Not really, but why should he be all business? He’s coming across as a pretty accessible guy, which I don’t think is necessarily a bad thing.

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**Author:** ![RikWriter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/49beb7/32.png) [@RikWriter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RikWriter)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2009, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-colbert-report-in-iraq/499246/6 "2009-06-09T21:21:44Z")

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> [@Bosstone](#):
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> Not really

Yes, really.

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**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2009, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-colbert-report-in-iraq/499246/7 "2009-06-09T21:27:52Z")

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> [@Bosstone](#):
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> I should have guessed that he was in the Middle East a couple weeks ago when they took a vacation.

According to the Times, they are taping only a few days ahead, so the show last night was done Friday or Saturday.

But the monologue reminded me of the Bob Hope ones I saw as a kid. Nice job Stephen. The Obama joke about the ears was great.

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**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2009, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-colbert-report-in-iraq/499246/8 "2009-06-09T21:28:23Z")

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> [@RikWriter](#):
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> Yes, really.

Fine, whatever. They should have him host the Emmys.

Can we get back to the show?

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**Author:** ![bink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/439d5e/32.png) [@bink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bink)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2009, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-colbert-report-in-iraq/499246/9 "2009-06-09T21:50:29Z")

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I love it. That digital camouflage suit is just fantastic.

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**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2009, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-colbert-report-in-iraq/499246/10 "2009-06-09T21:51:40Z")

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> [@Voyager](#):
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> According to the Times, they are taping only a few days ahead, so the show last night was done Friday or Saturday.
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> But the monologue reminded me of the Bob Hope ones I saw as a kid. Nice job Stephen. The Obama joke about the ears was great.

[CNN](http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/meast/06/07/colbert.iraq/index.html?iref=newssearch) says the show was taped on Sunday.

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**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2009, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-colbert-report-in-iraq/499246/11 "2009-06-09T21:51:50Z")

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I liked that he was holding a golf club during the opening ala Bob Hope.

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**Author:** ![Queen\_Tonya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/4491bb/32.png) [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2009, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-colbert-report-in-iraq/499246/12 "2009-06-09T22:05:05Z")

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We were dying here, absolutely fabulous stuff.

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**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2009, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-colbert-report-in-iraq/499246/13 "2009-06-09T22:11:12Z")

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I love how he is billed in the credits now:

Executive Producer  
Sir Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.

A shame the military doesn’t offer “honorary” ranks.

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**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2009, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-colbert-report-in-iraq/499246/14 "2009-06-09T22:36:06Z")

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> [@gaffa](#):
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> I love how he is billed in the credits now:
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> Executive Producer  
> Sir Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.
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> A shame the military doesn’t offer “honorary” ranks.

The “Dr.” comes from an honorary doctorate from Knox College, and the “Sir” is from being named a Knight of the Colbert Nation by the Queen of Jordan. [This story](http://www.military.com/news/article/army-news/stephen-colbert-tackles-basic-training.html) from the Army News Service refers to him as “Private Stephen Colbert,” and he was wearing a private’s stripe on his camo suit, so he may actually have a military rank. Whether his producer’s credit will be changed to reflect this is to be seen.

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**Author:** ![tds1273](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df705f/32.png) [@tds1273](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tds1273)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2009, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-colbert-report-in-iraq/499246/15 "2009-06-09T22:45:15Z")

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Are people really giving Obama flak over this or should I be ducking?

He took probably 5 minutes while doing one of his weekly addresses to be part of a moral booster for the troops that he is Commander in Chief of. I don’t know if I would consider this “unpresidential” at all. Because it was a comedy show? Please, it’s not as though it was just a typical TCR episode. Besides, I’m sure that little bit of time spent to tell a joke meant a whole lot more to those soldiers than any of Bush’s [490 days](http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2009/01/16/politics/politicalhotsheet/entry4728085.shtml)on his ranch(plus another 487 at Camp David). That is not to say they didn’t welcome any appearance by Bush, they did of course, as he too was their CiC. But a shout out to the Armed Forces is a whole lot more presidential than clearing brush. As for the Tonight Show appearance, debatable, but I think that was an effort to balance out the Stimulus Bill “[debate](http://thinkprogress.org/2009/01/28/cable-news-stimulus/)” that was happening on the cable news channels at the time.

Back to the OP, Colbert was outstanding as usual. It was cool to see him get such a great reaction from the troops. McCain was funny, and supposedly Sarah Palin will be on sometime in the week, that should be interesting.

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**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2009, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-colbert-report-in-iraq/499246/16 "2009-06-09T23:15:04Z")

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> [@tds1273](#):
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> Are people really giving Obama flak over this or should I be ducking?

For the record, I was not against the appearance at all. I thought it was nice, and very funny.

I just merely posed the question cuz I was curious.

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**Author:** ![tds1273](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df705f/32.png) [@tds1273](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tds1273)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2009, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-colbert-report-in-iraq/499246/17 "2009-06-09T23:25:10Z")

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Fair enough. I suspect the ‘Bush-isms’ probably kept him from making too many unscripted appearances as well.

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**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2009, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-colbert-report-in-iraq/499246/18 "2009-06-10T00:18:42Z")

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> [@gaffa](#):
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> A shame the military doesn’t offer “honorary” ranks.

I know in the Air Force he could be an “honarary” squadron commander. We had one at me squadron, although I never saw him.

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**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2009, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-colbert-report-in-iraq/499246/19 "2009-06-10T00:21:04Z")

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> [@bink](#):
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> I love it. That digital camouflage suit is just fantastic.

:D:D:D

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**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2009, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-colbert-report-in-iraq/499246/20 "2009-06-10T00:26:39Z")

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> [@tds1273](#):
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> Fair enough. I suspect the ‘Bush-isms’ probably kept him from making too many unscripted appearances as well.

This was a scripted appearance, taped before the show - so he was safe. I assume a Colbert show writer did the bit about the ears - otherwise I’m even more impressed by him.

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